Bri G
@eggzovabreezy.bsky.social
Absurdist, weirdo, loves a runny egg.
Remember never to drink that last bit of horchata. You will basically be cinnamon challenging your self
September 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Remember never to drink that last bit of horchata. You will basically be cinnamon challenging your self
🤓 Does anyone want to be friends for raids and gifts? ✨Add me on PokémonGo! 😺 #pokemongo #friendcode ✌🏼💛
August 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
🤓 Does anyone want to be friends for raids and gifts? ✨Add me on PokémonGo! 😺 #pokemongo #friendcode ✌🏼💛
While everyone else on the internet is being a hatin ass b**** …I’m over here enjoying things
August 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
While everyone else on the internet is being a hatin ass b**** …I’m over here enjoying things
Anyone who eats tinned fish in a shared office setting should be labeled as a domestic terrorist
July 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Anyone who eats tinned fish in a shared office setting should be labeled as a domestic terrorist
“Someone has gone into my room and taken my beers out of my room.” Someone has gone into my chest and taken my heart out of my chest… #ripozzy
July 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
“Someone has gone into my room and taken my beers out of my room.” Someone has gone into my chest and taken my heart out of my chest… #ripozzy
Doctor diagnosed me with taco bell induced psychosis
July 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Doctor diagnosed me with taco bell induced psychosis
My reflux has been actin up so i had a small dinner but now i am just mad, hungry, and not knowing what to do
July 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My reflux has been actin up so i had a small dinner but now i am just mad, hungry, and not knowing what to do
People want to sit on the patio at a restaurant and its all good and fine until you get bushwhacked and tail whipped by a malamute
July 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
People want to sit on the patio at a restaurant and its all good and fine until you get bushwhacked and tail whipped by a malamute
I dont see the appeal of al fresco dining. When I am inside I want to be more enclosed. I want AC, no bugs, and a booth that shields me from other patrons.
July 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I dont see the appeal of al fresco dining. When I am inside I want to be more enclosed. I want AC, no bugs, and a booth that shields me from other patrons.
Its so crazy that i want to leave the places that gives me money early - and yet so it is
July 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Its so crazy that i want to leave the places that gives me money early - and yet so it is
A lot of new movies are very meh 🫤
July 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A lot of new movies are very meh 🫤
Rewatching old movies over and over again not because I have anxiety but because I already know it won’t be a horrible waste of time
July 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Rewatching old movies over and over again not because I have anxiety but because I already know it won’t be a horrible waste of time
Tried to decide on which new movies to watch last night and i had to actively stop myself from just watching The Mummy again.
July 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Tried to decide on which new movies to watch last night and i had to actively stop myself from just watching The Mummy again.
I Will Survive (didgeridoo version)
June 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I Will Survive (didgeridoo version)
I like seeing pictures of really cool birds but i draw the line at going outside just to try and see a bird. That’s too much
April 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I like seeing pictures of really cool birds but i draw the line at going outside just to try and see a bird. That’s too much
We need a Bad and Boujee for 2025
April 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
We need a Bad and Boujee for 2025
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Every day is another chance to become calm and normal. A chance that I, personally, won’t take, of course
April 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Every day is another chance to become calm and normal. A chance that I, personally, won’t take, of course
I dont think its healthy that my hobbies have been stressing me out.
March 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I dont think its healthy that my hobbies have been stressing me out.
Today was tue fuckin much
March 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Today was tue fuckin much
I find it unsettling when couples keep having babies because they are “trying” to have a certain gender. As if that determines all the inherent traits. Also give it time, if your kids aren’t grown yet, you never know. You could end up having that gender you always wanted.
March 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I find it unsettling when couples keep having babies because they are “trying” to have a certain gender. As if that determines all the inherent traits. Also give it time, if your kids aren’t grown yet, you never know. You could end up having that gender you always wanted.
People with green eyes today be like 👁️👄👁️
March 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
People with green eyes today be like 👁️👄👁️
Meme of “Are ya winning son?” Except the dad is my boss and the kid gaming is me in the office listening to Bhad Bhabie on repeat while pretending to do emails
March 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Meme of “Are ya winning son?” Except the dad is my boss and the kid gaming is me in the office listening to Bhad Bhabie on repeat while pretending to do emails
Tried to watch the hobbit as a way to relax before bed. I was reminded that everyone dies, even hobbitses like Bilbo die, and thus I had an onslaught of existential dread 🙃
March 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Tried to watch the hobbit as a way to relax before bed. I was reminded that everyone dies, even hobbitses like Bilbo die, and thus I had an onslaught of existential dread 🙃