Haven't used dating apps in years as I'd prefer to meet someone the traditional way, in an arranged marriage negotiated by my father to a 19th century French nobleman in order to cement a strategic alliance between our families and crush our mutual foe, the English.

Harris now with the “that hospital was only resting in my account” defence #ge24 #RTEUpfront

All the doors *I* knocked on people said my ideas are very good and that I’m a very handsome young man #RTEUpfront #GE24

“I’ve noticed I’m not in your starter pack. Any particular reason for that?”

“So shines a good deed in a weary world.”