Dark Lord EarlyEJ/Seven⭐Stars Swooces Right In!
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24 year old artist | Always SFW (even if falsely flagged otherwise) | all ages | Making a cartoon called a Slime at School at the moment | I stress ABAP | Keep Al Yankovic Weird! | I'm a chuckster! | Fake estate salesman | Supervillain
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Hi! My name is Early! I'm making a cartoon called a Slime at School! It's about a slimegirl named Ruby who goes to a seemingly normal school, but supernatural beings are seemingly drawn to her, making it difficult to fit in. Her friend, Mikey is dragged into adventures with her.
Hi! My name is Early! I'm making a cartoon called a Slime at School! It's about a slimegirl named Ruby who goes to a seemingly normal school, but supernatural beings are seemingly drawn to her, making it difficult to fit in. Her friend, Mikey is dragged into adventures with her.
Honestly, hyperpop is like, 3 separate genres in a trenchcoat.
There's a huge difference between bubblegum bass, digicore, and deconstructed club.
Bubblegum bass is barely experimental. Digicore CAN be great, but is often bland. Deconstructed club is always interesting.
There's a huge difference between bubblegum bass, digicore, and deconstructed club.
Bubblegum bass is barely experimental. Digicore CAN be great, but is often bland. Deconstructed club is always interesting.
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Honestly, hyperpop is like, 3 separate genres in a trenchcoat.
There's a huge difference between bubblegum bass, digicore, and deconstructed club.
Bubblegum bass is barely experimental. Digicore CAN be great, but is often bland. Deconstructed club is always interesting.
There's a huge difference between bubblegum bass, digicore, and deconstructed club.
Bubblegum bass is barely experimental. Digicore CAN be great, but is often bland. Deconstructed club is always interesting.
Elevated batteries
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Elevated batteries
I think both of these did the "meaningless meme meant to confuse you" better than 6 7.
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I think both of these did the "meaningless meme meant to confuse you" better than 6 7.
Knee surgery
When Guac Is Extra
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Knee surgery
When Guac Is Extra
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
When Guac Is Extra
If you told me in 2014 that I'd be seeing plushies of a cartoon from SMG4's studio in Walmart, I'd call you fucking nuts, but here we are. lol
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If you told me in 2014 that I'd be seeing plushies of a cartoon from SMG4's studio in Walmart, I'd call you fucking nuts, but here we are. lol
"The Beach Boys are the best!"
"Noooo! The Beatles are the best!"
It doesn't matter, Uncle Ben. Plus-Tech Squeeze Box is better than both of them!
"Noooo! The Beatles are the best!"
It doesn't matter, Uncle Ben. Plus-Tech Squeeze Box is better than both of them!
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"The Beach Boys are the best!"
"Noooo! The Beatles are the best!"
It doesn't matter, Uncle Ben. Plus-Tech Squeeze Box is better than both of them!
"Noooo! The Beatles are the best!"
It doesn't matter, Uncle Ben. Plus-Tech Squeeze Box is better than both of them!
I can't get over how beautiful this album cover is. Perfection.
Sometimes an album's art just speaks to you, and you have to listen to it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I can't get over how beautiful this album cover is. Perfection.
Watching Meet the Feebles
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Watching Meet the Feebles
Experimental electronic music with UPA revival album art? Did I somehow time travel, move to Japan, and then make this album?!
Sometimes an album's art just speaks to you, and you have to listen to it.
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Experimental electronic music with UPA revival album art? Did I somehow time travel, move to Japan, and then make this album?!
It's peak. This rules.
Sometimes an album's art just speaks to you, and you have to listen to it.
December 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It's peak. This rules.
Sometimes an album's art just speaks to you, and you have to listen to it.
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Sometimes an album's art just speaks to you, and you have to listen to it.
There's antimatter in bananas!
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
There's antimatter in bananas!
Once CRISPR gives us immortality, and we have time travel, I'm going back in time, getting Saint Nicholas, and making him a base in the North Pole so he can actually become the Santa Claus of legend.
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Once CRISPR gives us immortality, and we have time travel, I'm going back in time, getting Saint Nicholas, and making him a base in the North Pole so he can actually become the Santa Claus of legend.
Terrible bait. lol
Polysaccharides don't even have amine groups (or any nitrogen), and even if cells could select for isotopes (which they can't), they aren't gonna select for RADIOCARBON!
Polysaccharides don't even have amine groups (or any nitrogen), and even if cells could select for isotopes (which they can't), they aren't gonna select for RADIOCARBON!
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Terrible bait. lol
Polysaccharides don't even have amine groups (or any nitrogen), and even if cells could select for isotopes (which they can't), they aren't gonna select for RADIOCARBON!
Polysaccharides don't even have amine groups (or any nitrogen), and even if cells could select for isotopes (which they can't), they aren't gonna select for RADIOCARBON!
Ever notice how MatPat has a massive intrusive L problem? He always says "bolth".
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Ever notice how MatPat has a massive intrusive L problem? He always says "bolth".
Asked the members of Panic at the Disco what types of games they play, and they all said "I play sims, not strategies."
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Asked the members of Panic at the Disco what types of games they play, and they all said "I play sims, not strategies."
Anyone else have this problem where people sound annoyed with you, so you respond confused and kinda irritated as to why they're annoyed at you for doing nothing, and they act as if you were just starting something with them?
Like, I just felt a weird accusatory vibe. Why were YOU upset?
Like, I just felt a weird accusatory vibe. Why were YOU upset?
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Anyone else have this problem where people sound annoyed with you, so you respond confused and kinda irritated as to why they're annoyed at you for doing nothing, and they act as if you were just starting something with them?
Like, I just felt a weird accusatory vibe. Why were YOU upset?
Like, I just felt a weird accusatory vibe. Why were YOU upset?
What did A.G. Cook anyway?
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
What did A.G. Cook anyway?
This one plays both Nintendo classics and Club Classics.
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This one plays both Nintendo classics and Club Classics.
Uhh, Gaster reference? What did bro see?
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Uhh, Gaster reference? What did bro see?
Where did the idea that using genetics to modify animals being against God come from?
Genesis literally says that humans have dominion over all other animals.
Genesis literally says that humans have dominion over all other animals.
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Where did the idea that using genetics to modify animals being against God come from?
Genesis literally says that humans have dominion over all other animals.
Genesis literally says that humans have dominion over all other animals.
Hella scared of the dentist
Hella scared of bees
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Hella scared of the dentist
Fucked up in the crypt listening to goth rock!
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Fucked up in the crypt listening to goth rock!
Hella scared of bees
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hella scared of bees