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24 year old artist | Always SFW (even if falsely flagged otherwise) | all ages | Making a cartoon called a Slime at School at the moment | I stress ABAP | Keep Al Yankovic Weird! | I'm a chuckster! | Fake estate salesman | Supervillain #indieanimation
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Hi! My name is Early! I'm making a cartoon called a Slime at School! It's about a slimegirl named Ruby who goes to a seemingly normal school, but supernatural beings are seemingly drawn to her, making it difficult to fit in. Her friend, Mikey is dragged into adventures with her.
I know it's so they can reuse molds, but the eyes don't NEED depth! Just paint them on. Add some sclera unless it's something like EarthBound or Kids Next Door where the eyes are dots in the source material.
Funko Pops would be fine except for one major design flaw... THE EYES! IT'S THE EYES! WHY DO PEOPLE BUY THESE HORRENDOUS THINGS?! CHANGE THE EYE DESIGN! OH MY GOD!
I know it would be considered "playing God" since the development of lissencephaly was natural, but I think it is worth looking into.
It's crazy that koalas were smarter at one point, but they became so inbred that they all developed lissencephaly. I wonder if CRISPR could fix that.

They would probably look different, because their face structure actually kind of resembles how it affects human faces.
Rasputin being a major factor in the Bolshevik Revolution is bizarre to me, because he feels like some sort of medieval dark wizard, not a relatively modern political figure.
People should stop talking about "6 7" and start talking about "1738".
Dude. I could do this with some lye and old soda cans in my induction furnace.

I have a TON of quartz. This should be easy.

I just need to be careful, because it WILL produce fire.
Yep! I'm a hobby chemist! I'm running an electrolysis experiment right now!

I would love to talk about this if you're interested!
Conflicts with multiple problematic sides is one of the major reasons why I wish states as a concept could be abolished.

I don't know how it would work in a stateless/united Earth, but I hate the way things are now.
My biggest Hasan criticism is that he went full Houthi support mode.

Yes, they were supporting Palestine, but they are also a far-right theocratic homophobic kleptocratic movement.

Yemen is experiencing a famine due to Saudi Arabia AND the Houthis. It's a war of multiple dictatorships.
My biggest Hasan criticism is that he went full Houthi support mode.

Yes, they were supporting Palestine, but they are also a far-right theocratic homophobic kleptocratic movement.

Yemen is experiencing a famine due to Saudi Arabia AND the Houthis. It's a war of multiple dictatorships.
"Ouppy/bnuuy" talk is the most millennial coded gen z type of speak. My generation makes fun of "hecking doggo" shit from millennials and then does the same thing.
Especially in this drought of straightforward children's media.

Everything feels like a subversion these days.
"Some adults just want to not deal with kids, even if they like childish stuff."

Sure, and I have the right to say that that completely breaks the illusion of innocence that childlike art should bring to me.
The problem I have with the SFW childhood style art stuff made by age regressors that put "18+ minors DNI" in their bio is that it completely erases what I like about wholesome childhood art: the universality of it. I like that art, because ANYONE can enjoy it. "18+" kills the childlike whimsy.
I wanna make a chemistry series for kids and adults alike on YouTube.

Gonna make a chemist furry character for this, and I'll make YouTube shorts.
Salt chemistry is so much easier than organic chemistry. I still mix things up all the time in organic chemistry.

I 100% know what I'm doing in salt chemistry. At least with copper. Aluminum acts weird sometimes.
"It doesn't affect me, why shoul I care?"

The fact that it's happening at all should affect you.
The Hum and star Jelly are dumb "unexplained phenomenon", because they've been explained... It's just that it's different causes depending on where you are/what led up to them. Some are unexplained, but odds are, they're the same thing as one of the discovered causes from previous cases.