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Dyna's Monster

Dyna's Monster

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Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 13m

V/H/S Halloween. I always watch these stupid things. As usual, there's complete dogshit (Fun Size), totally unmemorable (Diet Phantasma), and a real fun one (Home Haunt). Kidprint is the standout as a genuinely upsetting bit with a great performance

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 2h

New V/H/S flashbanged me with the evil agereg segment. Hope the ai accusations about the background photos aren't true though

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 9h

Oh it didn't stop for me until I got on E and I was well into my 20s by then.

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 9h

Ought to lock you up

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 10h

It was really common for me and I'd usually just wait it out. Estrogen pretty much solved that though

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 10h

The Plan is advancing

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 23h

Thank you oomf you're a treasure

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 23h

Thank you, I appreciate it

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 23h

I had a horrible thought in the middle of the store that was basically like "if you're not going out in these clothes don't you just have a crossdressing hobby" that make me want to break down and cry but it's just hardened my will

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Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 23h

Shit if I found a women's clothing store with chill staff I'd be their strongest soldier. That's how my favorite hair & skincare products store got me

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 23h

Shit if I found a women's clothing store with chill staff I'd be their strongest soldier. That's how my favorite hair & skincare products store got me

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 23h

Going clothes shopping today made me feel like shit but reinforced my determination to become a hot girl who can wear cute outfits in public

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 23h

Ty it sucks but I should have seen it coming

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 23h

Sucks for them though if they were chill I probably would have been happy enough about that to shell out $50 on a costume

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 1d

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

I tried to go to this underwear store that sold skimpy costumes. I thought they'd be normal about it and I could get a sexy nurse outfit or something for funsies but the second I entered everyone stared daggers at me and a lady just stuck to me and stared until I just left. Bad judgement on my part

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

Yet another painless injection

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

Backup vial acquired. That's one less thing to worry about

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

Really wish I could walk past a clothes aisle without feeling miserable

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

I have once again chickened out from buying women's clothing

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

Real and true

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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 10d

yuritober day 14 but your performance review is up

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

I think it's you who wants an autistic girly on top

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

Actually impressive how shameless you are

Dyna's Monster @dynameld.bsky.social · 1d

Tempting