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That's MISTER Dumbass To You @duxtyshelf.bsky.social · 7d

What happened the first two weeks?

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That's MISTER Dumbass To You @duxtyshelf.bsky.social · 11d

Yes, yes, and yes. What the fuck are we doing here?

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 12d

Are the Dodgers really ruining baseball? Nope.

Here’s why: http://dlvr.it/TNsWL5

That's MISTER Dumbass To You @duxtyshelf.bsky.social · 13d

I’m always going to post BORB when I see it

𝙹*𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎 🍏 @artmyoldfriend.bsky.social · 14d

Ukrainian artist: Nataly Derevyanko

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That's MISTER Dumbass To You @duxtyshelf.bsky.social · 23d

I don’t like this trend of sports media outlets laundering shit talk from execs who can’t put their name on their own words

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 23d

Should the Jets regret the lucrative extensions they handed out to Garrett Wilson and Sauce Gardner?

A rival exec weighed in to
@sandonfl.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...

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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 24d

Emotions are high right now so I’m going to try to keep this rational and level headed: No Philadelphia sports team will win again until we kill and eat one of the players.

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That's MISTER Dumbass To You @duxtyshelf.bsky.social · 25d

I’ve started replaying recently, and I’m shaken by how…not nice? the Paragon options are. It’s just ME1 so far, but I guess I remembered it differently. The Paragon path doesn’t make you torture people but you’re still a cop is I guess what’s throwing me after years. Been weird to revisit

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That's MISTER Dumbass To You @duxtyshelf.bsky.social · Oct 5

Kevin Patullo needs to go. Fix it now before it becomes 2023 #Eagles

Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · Oct 5

The Eagles were 2/11 on third down against the Broncos.

The third downs they faced:

3rd-and-7
3rd-and-8
3rd-and-2 (converted)
3rd-and-17 (converted)
3rd-and-13
3rd-and-6
3rd-and-6
3rd-and-15
3rd-and-13
3rd-and-6
3rd-and-7

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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · Sep 28

[BLOOD OOZING OUT OF EVERY PORE] 4-0, baby, never in doubt; Go Birds

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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · Sep 21

EAGLES BLOCK THE FIELD GOAL [AGAIN] TO WIN THE GAME

JORDAN DAVIS!

MERRILL REESE AND MIKE QUICK ON THE CALL!

#FlyEaglesFly

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That's MISTER Dumbass To You @duxtyshelf.bsky.social · Sep 21

I cannot believe Eagles promoted from within on offense AGAIN. Reap what you sow I guess #eagles

That's MISTER Dumbass To You @duxtyshelf.bsky.social · Sep 16

So is everyone who was crying about how boring it is to watch the Eagles loving this game, or…? #MNF #NFL #Eagles

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Dianna Russini @diannarussini.bsky.social · Sep 14

Patrick Mahomes has lost three consecutive games for the first time in his NFL career, dating back to last February’s Super Bowl.

Kansas City begins a season 0-2 for the first time since 2014.

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That's MISTER Dumbass To You @duxtyshelf.bsky.social · Sep 14

You can see that for sure, Jets are playing with passion at least

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That's MISTER Dumbass To You @duxtyshelf.bsky.social · Sep 14

Ben Johnson is the latest piece of evidence that you should chase glory, not The Bag™️ #NFL #bears #lions

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That's MISTER Dumbass To You @duxtyshelf.bsky.social · Sep 9

Are we sure he remembered to turn it on

The Athletic @theathletic.com · Sep 8

J.J. McCarthy's former coaches and teammates rave about his arm, athleticism and toughness.

But it's his energy that they believe will ultimately define his NFL impact.

More ahead of McCarthy's Vikings regular-season debut.

http://dlvr.it/TMyKtB

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Dianna Russini @diannarussini.bsky.social · Aug 25

An NFL executive summed up today’s new deals in Washington and Cincinnati with one question: “Took six months to land here?”

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That's MISTER Dumbass To You @duxtyshelf.bsky.social · Aug 25

I’m so sorry. Wishing you the best on this difficult trial. One day we’ll build a world worthy of all communities

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · Aug 22

yeah I'll incorporate AI into my workflow. the workflow of my butt

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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · Aug 11

*going into any average American deli* ah delightful, a glass cabinet filled to the brim with the very wettest of hams! how delectable to me, a pervert

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Nina Turner @ninaturner.bsky.social · Jul 23

The Epstein files topic must not fall into partisanship politics. That’s a distraction.

If President Trump is on the list, hold him accountable.

If there are Democrats on the list, hold them accountable.

Then, we must find out why it’s taken so long to get justice.

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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · Jul 22

Sharon I bloody died Sharon. Sharon they sent me to bloody heaven. Where are the bloody flames Sharon. Sharon it’s all bloody choir music up here Sharon. Sharon for fucks sake all the white is bloody blinding me up here Sharon

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That's MISTER Dumbass To You @duxtyshelf.bsky.social · Jul 17

This group combined for 52 interceptions. Honorable anticipation indeed

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That's MISTER Dumbass To You @duxtyshelf.bsky.social · Jul 13

Yes

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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · Jul 2

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Corey They Them Brickley @coreybrickley.bsky.social · Jun 27

guy who pronounces bluesky like brewski

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