Christine
@duurtybird.bsky.social
My lil corner of quips, where I talk to myself, and make myself chuckle. Feel free to join in :3 ❤️🌸🎶
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Christine
@duurtybird.bsky.social
· Nov 7
I'm on a rampage.
Try me.
Try me.
The mesquite tree near my front door: no thorns
The mesquite tree back in my mom's front yard: thorns the size of sewing needles
The mesquite tree back in my mom's front yard: thorns the size of sewing needles
April 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The mesquite tree near my front door: no thorns
The mesquite tree back in my mom's front yard: thorns the size of sewing needles
The mesquite tree back in my mom's front yard: thorns the size of sewing needles
So many sellout punks in society nowadays 😑
March 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
So many sellout punks in society nowadays 😑
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I'm in a depression phase and my fibromyalgia is flaring up.
So yay but no
So yay but no
March 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I'm in a depression phase and my fibromyalgia is flaring up.
So yay but no
So yay but no
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All damn day
Q:
Why is it so much easier for the US right to organize and be unified than the US left?
A:
Anti-Black racism.
The only consistent thing that the right agrees on, is this. It's what unifies them. But the US left is very anti-Black too! So they try to get the benefits, without helping Black folk.🤷🏿♂️
Why is it so much easier for the US right to organize and be unified than the US left?
A:
Anti-Black racism.
The only consistent thing that the right agrees on, is this. It's what unifies them. But the US left is very anti-Black too! So they try to get the benefits, without helping Black folk.🤷🏿♂️
February 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
All damn day
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If RBG knew more about anti-Black racism, and cared more about it, the Supreme Court wouldn't look like it does today.
How are you going to form a coalition to protect "women's rights" and "Black people's rights," when white women vote against Black women more than they vote for themselves?
How are you going to form a coalition to protect "women's rights" and "Black people's rights," when white women vote against Black women more than they vote for themselves?
February 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If RBG knew more about anti-Black racism, and cared more about it, the Supreme Court wouldn't look like it does today.
How are you going to form a coalition to protect "women's rights" and "Black people's rights," when white women vote against Black women more than they vote for themselves?
How are you going to form a coalition to protect "women's rights" and "Black people's rights," when white women vote against Black women more than they vote for themselves?
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How're you going to form a left coalition that's vocally disrespectful of Black women? The very concept is preposterous.
AOC is loved, because her policies are "Bernie minus the anti-Blackness." She doesn't say nonsense like "Guns in Vermont are not the same as guns in Chicago."
AOC is loved, because her policies are "Bernie minus the anti-Blackness." She doesn't say nonsense like "Guns in Vermont are not the same as guns in Chicago."
February 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
How're you going to form a left coalition that's vocally disrespectful of Black women? The very concept is preposterous.
AOC is loved, because her policies are "Bernie minus the anti-Blackness." She doesn't say nonsense like "Guns in Vermont are not the same as guns in Chicago."
AOC is loved, because her policies are "Bernie minus the anti-Blackness." She doesn't say nonsense like "Guns in Vermont are not the same as guns in Chicago."
Are greyhounds safe nowadays? I wanna go to the beach.
February 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Are greyhounds safe nowadays? I wanna go to the beach.
Well, here comes my ride.
Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
February 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Well, here comes my ride.
Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
When I have an afro, this is my reaction from the general public.
So, braids are gonna be my camouflage lol
So, braids are gonna be my camouflage lol
February 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
When I have an afro, this is my reaction from the general public.
So, braids are gonna be my camouflage lol
So, braids are gonna be my camouflage lol
Oh yeah
I still have an iron stomach
It was my mood stabilizer that fucked up my liver functions and was making me vomit and stomach pains :/
I still have an iron stomach
It was my mood stabilizer that fucked up my liver functions and was making me vomit and stomach pains :/
February 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Oh yeah
I still have an iron stomach
It was my mood stabilizer that fucked up my liver functions and was making me vomit and stomach pains :/
I still have an iron stomach
It was my mood stabilizer that fucked up my liver functions and was making me vomit and stomach pains :/
Soul Line dancing is being added to the Library of Congress.
Yay
Yay
February 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Soul Line dancing is being added to the Library of Congress.
Yay
Yay
I went a week nicotine free. Big step.
February 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I went a week nicotine free. Big step.
I get to see my hard work in making life good and humane every morning when I wake up my son for his day program ☺️
February 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I get to see my hard work in making life good and humane every morning when I wake up my son for his day program ☺️
Public service announcement:
The song who let the dogs out is about ugly women.
And the chorus is the only part y'all know.
And the Macarena?
Not an innocent song at all, she steps out on her guy.
Thank you white america for the laughs tho
The song who let the dogs out is about ugly women.
And the chorus is the only part y'all know.
And the Macarena?
Not an innocent song at all, she steps out on her guy.
Thank you white america for the laughs tho
February 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Public service announcement:
The song who let the dogs out is about ugly women.
And the chorus is the only part y'all know.
And the Macarena?
Not an innocent song at all, she steps out on her guy.
Thank you white america for the laughs tho
The song who let the dogs out is about ugly women.
And the chorus is the only part y'all know.
And the Macarena?
Not an innocent song at all, she steps out on her guy.
Thank you white america for the laughs tho
I hate my mental health clinic. I don't ever wanna go. But I do.
Wish there was a better option for me
Wish there was a better option for me
February 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I hate my mental health clinic. I don't ever wanna go. But I do.
Wish there was a better option for me
Wish there was a better option for me
Anyhoo, got my hair braided, finally.
February 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Anyhoo, got my hair braided, finally.
Do you ever feel like you're just coastin' through life...
Above turbulent and treacherous waves?
Feels weird
Above turbulent and treacherous waves?
Feels weird
February 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Do you ever feel like you're just coastin' through life...
Above turbulent and treacherous waves?
Feels weird
Above turbulent and treacherous waves?
Feels weird
Since trump wanna blame DEI on everything, why don't we blame him for ridiculous everythangs?
Lemme start...
Its Trumps fault unicorns don't exist.
Lemme start...
Its Trumps fault unicorns don't exist.
February 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Since trump wanna blame DEI on everything, why don't we blame him for ridiculous everythangs?
Lemme start...
Its Trumps fault unicorns don't exist.
Lemme start...
Its Trumps fault unicorns don't exist.
Are we sleepin on leikeli47???
January 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Are we sleepin on leikeli47???
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Me to my therapist: What do you mean I'm "in my head too much"?
My therapist: For one thing, you don't have a therapist
My therapist: For one thing, you don't have a therapist
February 19, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Me to my therapist: What do you mean I'm "in my head too much"?
My therapist: For one thing, you don't have a therapist
My therapist: For one thing, you don't have a therapist