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December 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Kid from social housing kicking down on the most vulnerable Australians. This is what the Labor Party has become.
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Starc could take wickets with a tennis ball wrapped in electrical tape #Ashes
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Shane Watson level review #Ashes
December 4, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Starc to get his two bunnies Root and Stokes and I’m going for a shower so it definitely happens while I’m away #Ashes
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Good to see the boffins at CA decided a spinner wasn’t required to play a test with a ball that goes soft #Ashes
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Drugs are bad mmkay!!
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Won’t be long before Albo is handing out Aussie flag lapel pins to remind everyone “we are on the side of the Australian people"
EXCLUSIVE: Funding and support plans for national disability insurance scheme participants will be generated by a computer program and staff will have no discretion to amend them, under a major overhaul of the NDIS to be rolled out next year, @australia.theguardian.com can reveal.
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Glad she is still on our payroll…nudge nudge wink wink
David Shoebridge fires up at Home Affairs Sec Stephanie Foster who “breached the statutory timeline” & provided Senate with “nothing” on NACC’s corruption matter into her dept
Foster “I’m told it was due yesterday”
Shoebridge “‘due yesterday’, was important for us…”💥 #Estimates
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Sounds like there might be a few MPs retiring at next election...and they might need some gainful sinecure post politics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 AM
At some point the people who voted out the LNP only to get LNP will torch this govt and it can’t come soon enough.
(cue rusted on justification)
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Remember back in 2019 when the strayan meedja wanted public support for press freedom and the right to know? Destroying trust in your profession is quite the flex.
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Tell me you’ve taken a News Corp campaign and made it policy without understanding the how the internet works….you know the rest
Scoop: The most popular apps in Australia right now are social media platforms not included in the teen ban (so far).

This comes as teens make videos recommending that they all migrate to these alternative platforms to get around the ban — something experts warned about.

www.crikey.com.au/20...
November 30, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Political journalists are incapable of understanding climate example #290093 -> Jacob Greber from the ABC insisting that a new environmental law that ignores climate should provide 'solace' to 'doom-fed' young people

Patronising AF and representative of Australia's media class

archive.ph/EGLFU
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Illiterate and superstitious - checks out
Nehls to Kash Patel: "I would say if Charlie Kirk lived in Biblical times, he'd have been the 13th disciple."
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 AM
BRS would be a perfect ambassador to the US
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Speaking of “putting Australia first”
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Well fuck off back to where you came from
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I’m open to the idea of scrapping the HoR and making it the House of Nannas where they decide what’s best for the country and the senate is just more nannas sitting around having high tea with scones and home baked pies deciding which good ideas should become law. Change my mind
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Will always be funny
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
And Labor have agreed to giving this trusted ally $380 billion of our money, say cheese!!
At some point in the future, Witkoff should be prosecuted for this.
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
(Joe Rogan voice)
WOOOOW!!!!
This needs to get a LOT of traction.
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Imagine being a National Party member? You’ve stuck with Joyce through all his drunken foolishness, his falling asleep as a slobbering mess in the chamber, his drunken ramblings as a slobbering mess on a Canberra street, then he repays your loyalty with a glib “ok fellas, I’m orf”.

#AusPol
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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$1,000 a day of taxpayers’ money to fight antisemitism and can’t condemn actual Nazis attacking “the Jewish lobby”.
#Auspol
🚨Antisemitism Envoy Jillian Segal is steadfastly refusing to condemn the NSW Parliament neo-Nazi rally. Paid over $1,000 a day by taxpayers but MIA since far-right Advance scandal over four months ago... theklaxon.com.au/wheres-jilli...
Where's Jillian Segal? Over $1,000-a-day but MIA - The Klaxon
Antisemitism Envoy Jillian Segal — whose family bankrolls far-right group “Advance” — is refusing to denounce the neo-Nazi rally held outside NSW Parliament House.
theklaxon.com.au
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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🚨Antisemitism Envoy Jillian Segal is steadfastly refusing to condemn the NSW Parliament neo-Nazi rally. Paid over $1,000 a day by taxpayers but MIA since far-right Advance scandal over four months ago... theklaxon.com.au/wheres-jilli...
Where's Jillian Segal? Over $1,000-a-day but MIA - The Klaxon
Antisemitism Envoy Jillian Segal — whose family bankrolls far-right group “Advance” — is refusing to denounce the neo-Nazi rally held outside NSW Parliament House.
theklaxon.com.au
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM