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✨Mother nature’s dying, nobody’s keeping score I don’t wanna live in a man’s world anymore✨ Fanartist, working for science, knitter, lemur, space and octopus enthusiast 🐙🌌 anticapitalist, rage posting in French

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Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · Dec 5

Reminder 📌

A Spanish speaking meme of a man slamming a card on a table during a card game. The caption on him reads: "yo" (me), the one on the card reads "el problema es el capitalismo" (the problem is capitalism) and the caption on the table reads "una conversación casual" (a casual conversation)

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Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 45m

There is no handsome Cazador mod, we were robbed

Cazador Szarr with the handsome squidward Snapchat filter

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 2h

Joliment dit

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 2h

Voilà ça c'est un vrai titre de presse.

Brevesdepresse @brevesdepresse.bsky.social · 3h

🔴🇫🇷 FLASH - Pacte corruptif avec un terroriste responsable de la mort de 170 personnes, dont 54 Français : Nicolas #Sarkozy est en prison. Les chaînes en continu poursuivent leur défense de l’ex-PR dont ce dernier est proche, pour certaines d’entre elles, de leur propriétaire…

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 14h

IL EST TROP BIEN CE JEU Y A UN BOUTON POUR FAIRE MIAOU

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 23h

Some people stole valuable national treasure type jewels at the Louvres museum, it's hilarious when you consider how much Macron and his predecessors invested in police forces.

But not for crime, ofc, just to beat us up during protests lmao

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oli @olil.bsky.social · 1d

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

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Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 23h

Je suis forte en lettre de motivation si tu veux, mais encore faut-il qu'elle soit lue par un humain et pas par une IA... Ceci dit si c'est traité par IA tu mets un prompt en taille 1px en blanc sur fond blanc, trkl

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 1d

J'ai commencé ma semaine par une formulation hasardeuse en réunion où j'ai dû m'excuser plusieurs fois mdr on échange?

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 1d

The "hating you for free" sign would sting really bad if Trump could read

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 1d

My brother: Zazu sometimes shits on long hair rugs

Zazu, 1.5mn after arriving at my place: on it, chief

Zazu the orange cat sticking to me like a true Gluestick family member

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 1d

Took me almost 40 years to grow the confidence to hit the dancefloor with my cousins but it was worth it, they were so happy to see me dance with them 🥹 but I'm almost 40 and we danced until 3am, mistakes were made, especially since all had long drives the next day lol

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Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 1d

LMAO Gluestick went to stick to me, to my legs, Zazu saw an opening and immediately ran towards me for cuddles, you can literally read the face of betrayal + jealousy on Gluestick's face 😭

Me on the couch with the kitten laying against my arm

Gluestick with an intense look of betrayal and jealousy on his face, side eye-ing the kitten

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 1d

I got Gluestick's cousin, Zazu, for a week as my brother is away. Gluestick isn't happy about it, he immediately hissed and chased him. Zazu is a kitten, a few months old that just casually crashed at my brother, he's super duper chill

My brother's kitten, Zazu, a light orange cat with yellow eyes. He's tiny, kinda beige with very light marking and a bit of white around the nose

Gluestick and Zazu checking each other. Stick is on the couch and Zazu politely observes from afar

Stick establishing territories: I belong to him, he's laying against me

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · Aug 19

buying into AI

3 panel comic

Panel 1: Blue Guy and Pink Guy.
Pink Guy: Ai will change EVERYTHING. Just give me a Shitload of money
Blue Guy: okey

Panel 2: Blue Guy hands over a massive stack of cash and says “How will it change everything?”

Panel 3: Pink Guy is running away as fast as he can with the money. He says “It’s a secret”

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Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 2d

Mais QUOIENT

Brevesdepresse @brevesdepresse.bsky.social · 2d

🔴🇫🇷INFO - Secret bien gardé : la #TVA ne finance plus l’État depuis l’arrivée d’Emmanuel #Macron ! Jusqu’en 2017, la TVA rapportait environ 200 milliards d’€, dont 91,5% étaient destinés aux services publics. En 2024, seuls 45,9% de ces fonds sont encore affectés à l’État.

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Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 6d

💪

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Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 3d

What are they looking at? Wrong answers only

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Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 3d

Astarion said: take the (magic) L

Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3 using a spell that makes him have pink glowing eyes and glowing hands making L signs

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Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 2d

Encore un truc qui a pris feu sur l'A33 dans le sens Vandœuvre/Lunéville c'est le 2e en 3j sur la même section wsh

Une benne en feu sur l'A33 au kilomètre 10

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 3d

No Kings except Stephen dkdkskjfjfjd YES

Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 3d

NO KINGS EXCEPT STEPHEN
Also NO:
CONVICTED FELON
ADJUDICATED RAPIST
CONGENITAL LIAR
CON MAN
PUTIN PUPPET
PEDOPHILE
BEST FRIEND OF EPSTEIN
LIFELONG RACIST
MALIGNANT NARCISSIST
SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIAN
SICK SOCIOPATH
FRAGILE WHINEY MAN-BABY
FAILED BUSINESSMAN
ORANGE ATROCITY
PARDON POWER
A*HOLE

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Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 3d

He's talking to me. I'm taking the L against Ansur. But we're in this together, he's my romance partner, SO ATTACK YOU IDIOT

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 3d

Astarion said: take the (magic) L

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Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 3d

Il faut le supercalculateur Jean Zay du CNRS, je vois que ça

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 3d

What are they looking at? Wrong answers only

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Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈 @dulcamarra.net · 4d

LeRNonajamaisessayé point FR avec un bot qui fait un feed de chaque condamnation avec des étiquettes par nom et région

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