CORRAVAN. 🗡️
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i’m not angry anymore (well, sometimes i am)
i don’t think badly of you (well, sometimes i do)
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but ain’t i impressive? come onnnn, you’ve seen me fight before. just admit it.
You’re not cool with an axe. We just went over this.
never. now, say more about how cool i am with an axe.
I need you to stop talking.
… but you ARE impressed?
oh? could’ve fooled me. i think you actually *like* it when i wield the axe— not that you’d ever admit that.
THIS ISN’T FLIRTING.
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hey now, captain. keep flirting with me in public like that and people will start talking.
What message, that you’re careless and gross?
you are infuriating. why do you always act like i'm never clear about what i say?
I never know what you mean.
that’s the POINT it sends a MESSAGE.
Chopping firewood is about the only thing axes are good for. Fighting with them gets so messy. It’s actually gross.
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you obviously knew what i meant. idiot.
you obviously knew what i meant. idiot.
Could’ve fooled me.
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i'm not stupid.
I only have one eye. Stupid.
closing your eyes and covering your ears certainly makes my job easier.
… I’m sure that’s fine.
please. you hardly need precision for a shortsword. and don’t act like you’re above the axe, i’ve seen how you get with chopping firewood.
Axes are POINTLESS and boorish. YOU lack the precision needed to wield a shortsword.
because you lack the spirit to wield an axe.
Why. Would I be wielding. A CURSED SWORD.
sounds like something a cursed sword wielder would say…
Which speaks to the versatility of the shortsword.
okay. how many times do you hear about a cursed axe over a cursed sword. people love a cursed sword.
That has nothing to do with the weapon and everything to do with the hands it falls into. You can curse an axe, too.
if they’re so great then why do people keep putting spells and curses on them.
They are CLASSIC and don’t require CHANGING.