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— IO.
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( he’s so shocked by the idea of corravan publicly coming onto him that he’s genuinely speechless for a few seconds. )

say that again?
it’s fat tiefling friday. clap now.
// i still need to make io’s carrd. fuuuuuck
but ain’t i impressive? come onnnn, you’ve seen me fight before. just admit it.
You’re not cool with an axe. We just went over this.
never. now, say more about how cool i am with an axe.
never. now, say more about how cool i am with an axe.
I need you to stop talking.
… but you ARE impressed?
… but you ARE impressed?
oh? could’ve fooled me. i think you actually *like* it when i wield the axe— not that you’d ever admit that.
THIS ISN’T FLIRTING.
hey now, captain. keep flirting with me in public like that and people will start talking.
hey now, captain. keep flirting with me in public like that and people will start talking.
What message, that you’re careless and gross?
that’s the POINT it sends a MESSAGE.
… uh-huh. should i ask? or will you threaten to kill me again
uhh… ( struggling. )

when you’re a she/they it’s like you are some sort of fair maiden but you also have some other stuff going on too. i think.
i got one talking to me right now
i se that the she/they’s enjoyed this one.
shared murderous desires bring us closer together.
what’s a bit of killing each other between friends, eh?
that’s the POINT it sends a MESSAGE.
Chopping firewood is about the only thing axes are good for. Fighting with them gets so messy. It’s actually gross.
please. you hardly need precision for a shortsword. and don’t act like you’re above the axe, i’ve seen how you get with chopping firewood.
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it’s actually funniest if it’s you doing it.
yeah. that’s the funny part.
oh, but he'll get all pouty about it..
you should do it in front of him.
please. you hardly need precision for a shortsword. and don’t act like you’re above the axe, i’ve seen how you get with chopping firewood.
Axes are POINTLESS and boorish. YOU lack the precision needed to wield a shortsword.
because you lack the spirit to wield an axe.
because you lack the spirit to wield an axe.
Why. Would I be wielding. A CURSED SWORD.
sounds like something a cursed sword wielder would say…
sounds like something a cursed sword wielder would say…
Which speaks to the versatility of the shortsword.
okay. how many times do you hear about a cursed axe over a cursed sword. people love a cursed sword.
okay. how many times do you hear about a cursed axe over a cursed sword. people love a cursed sword.
That has nothing to do with the weapon and everything to do with the hands it falls into. You can curse an axe, too.
if they’re so great then why do people keep putting spells and curses on them.
if they’re so great then why do people keep putting spells and curses on them.
They are CLASSIC and don’t require CHANGING.
yeah. that’s why it’s derivative. dumbass.
yeah, ‘cuz i don’t try to be. YOU, on the other hand, are just bad at it.
YOU’RE not subtle, you mean.
… i think rosie already knows. we’re not exactly subtle.
yeah. that’s why it’s derivative. dumbass.