— IO.
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You’re not cool with an axe. We just went over this.
never. now, say more about how cool i am with an axe.
I need you to stop talking.
… but you ARE impressed?
THIS ISN’T FLIRTING.
hey now, captain. keep flirting with me in public like that and people will start talking.
What message, that you’re careless and gross?
that’s the POINT it sends a MESSAGE.
Chopping firewood is about the only thing axes are good for. Fighting with them gets so messy. It’s actually gross.
please. you hardly need precision for a shortsword. and don’t act like you’re above the axe, i’ve seen how you get with chopping firewood.
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— IO.
@cataciysm.bsky.social
· 15d
— IO.
@cataciysm.bsky.social
· 15d
oh, but he'll get all pouty about it..
you should do it in front of him.
— IO.
@cataciysm.bsky.social
· 15d
Axes are POINTLESS and boorish. YOU lack the precision needed to wield a shortsword.
because you lack the spirit to wield an axe.
— IO.
@cataciysm.bsky.social
· 16d
Why. Would I be wielding. A CURSED SWORD.
sounds like something a cursed sword wielder would say…
— IO.
@cataciysm.bsky.social
· 16d
Which speaks to the versatility of the shortsword.
okay. how many times do you hear about a cursed axe over a cursed sword. people love a cursed sword.
— IO.
@cataciysm.bsky.social
· 16d
That has nothing to do with the weapon and everything to do with the hands it falls into. You can curse an axe, too.
if they’re so great then why do people keep putting spells and curses on them.
— IO.
@cataciysm.bsky.social
· 16d
They are CLASSIC and don’t require CHANGING.
yeah. that’s why it’s derivative. dumbass.
— IO.
@cataciysm.bsky.social
· 16d
YOU’RE not subtle, you mean.
… i think rosie already knows. we’re not exactly subtle.
— IO.
@cataciysm.bsky.social
· 16d