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i fuck dudes and get stoned, i'm out the old testament.
mdni, i be talking about dick and balls and such on occasion
not a lewd account, the muse is just a weird sex creature so he talks about it sometimes
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I'm in excruciating pain every waking second. What is a hospital
does she need to go to the hospital or is she just like that
someone relaxing, they assumed. though, he was. different. like her 'different'. instead of speaking up directly, she dips under the water to grab a glob of soggy vegetation. floating up and tossing it nearby to get his attention.
*he's been just kinda. lying on his back, staring up on the sky. unclear what he's up to, but he hasn't moved at all since he started being watched.*
* 𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚎.
* 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚎'𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝.
* 𝙸𝚏 𝚠𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝, 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎.
* 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚎'𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝.
* 𝙸𝚏 𝚠𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝, 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎.
we should!
i, uh. still ain't great at comin' up with date ideas.
i, uh. still ain't great at comin' up with date ideas.
@doggydumbass.bsky.social
they’ve been staring at the other from a river they’ve been floating about it. just their eyes and top of their head were visible as they swam along. interested in the other for some reason or another.
they’ve been staring at the other from a river they’ve been floating about it. just their eyes and top of their head were visible as they swam along. interested in the other for some reason or another.
* 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚠.
* 𝚆𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔?
* 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘?
* 𝚆𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔?
* 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘?
sure has!
*he's not used to being the one who gets picked up. he's fine with it, though.*
*he's not used to being the one who gets picked up. he's fine with it, though.*
Me's to say. I know what you like!
that might be an ulterior motive, who's to say.
You just want me blushing!
maybe i need to say it more often, then.
It still surprises me every time I remember.
i thought i'd made that pretty clear at this point.
* 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜.
[ He gives him a quick peck on the cheek. ]
* 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎, 𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚝?
[ He gives him a quick peck on the cheek. ]
* 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎, 𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚝?
woAH shit-
*he's a little started, but immediately devolves into giggling afterwards.*
hiii, hon.
*he's a little started, but immediately devolves into giggling afterwards.*
hiii, hon.
Oh o///o
iii. think you're hot?
How so?
yes, you!
[ Stares at him for a moment then laughs a bit. ]
Me?
Me?
*he snickers, poking her on the nose.*
talkin' about you, cass.
talkin' about you, cass.
Where?
[ Looking around. ]
[ Looking around. ]
maaan.
guess it's not all that bad, i already got one right here.
guess it's not all that bad, i already got one right here.
I'm still not letting any bad bitches get you.
heehee.
@doggydumbass.bsky.social
* 𝙶𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.
[ He scoops Canis off the ground, carrying him bridal style like it’s no big deal. Yeah, he definitely missed him—not that he’s gonna say it out loud. I mean, does he even need to? It’s basically public knowledge by now. ]
* 𝙶𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.
[ He scoops Canis off the ground, carrying him bridal style like it’s no big deal. Yeah, he definitely missed him—not that he’s gonna say it out loud. I mean, does he even need to? It’s basically public knowledge by now. ]