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dtissagirl.bsky.social
Bizarro. Espero q venham consertar logo, mas o prazo é de até 3 dias 😬
dtissagirl.bsky.social
Um caminhão bateu na placa de trânsito que tem pendurada no poste em frente ao meu prédio e a porrada foi tal que QUEBROU os suportes da fiação elétrica. Estamos com luz mas até quando lol vai chover daqui a pouco 🤡. [A Enel já veio aqui ver mas não sabemos qdo vai ser o conserto 😬😬😬]
dtissagirl.bsky.social
Bad ending:
terriblemapshq.bsky.social
World map, but every country is Brazil.
dtissagirl.bsky.social
Stef is extremely bad at tennis right now but 1.5 million dollars for losing a match is helpful when he has a family of six to feed so 🤷🏻‍♀️
dtissagirl.bsky.social
It passed by my timeline so per THE LAW I must watch and repost it lest I be charged with crimes committed by the Internet Governing Authority
bassoonysu.bsky.social
As is always correct and in accordance with all the laws of the internet, I just watched Tom Holland's epic Lip Sync Battle performance, and now I am sharing it with all of you so you can do the same.
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
youtu.be
dtissagirl.bsky.social
Prakash asking Feliciano Lopez “Do you think Zverev should serve and volley” hahaha lololol hahahaah lolololol
dtissagirl.bsky.social
I bet this Comesaña vs Collignon match going on in Brussels right now is more interesting than the pushfest of Fritz vs Zverev again in the stupid sportswashing exho
dtissagirl.bsky.social
Rain Rain Barkels is the name of my next band
dtissagirl.bsky.social
So fucking ready for this bubble to pop
edzitron.com
This isn’t even close to a plan! Why is this being reported as a “five year plan” when it’s a series of vague ideas?
OpenAI is working on new revenue lines, debt partnerships and further fundraising as part of a five-year plan to make good on the more than $1tn in spending it has pledged to create world-leading artificial intelligence.
OpenAI is planning on deals to serve governments and businesses with more bespoke products, creating more income from new shopping tools, and new sales from its video creation service Sora and AI agents, said multiple people familiar with the start-up’s efforts.
These people said it is exploring “creative” plans to raise new debt that can help it build out its AI infrastructure, while considering becoming a supplier of computing resources via its data centre initiative Stargate.
It is also weighing ways to cash in on its intellectual property by developing new AI infrastructure, making forays into online advertising and plans to launch consumer hardware products, including a new AI-powered personal assistant device, with former Apple star designer Jony Ive.
dtissagirl.bsky.social
Janete, professora de português da sétima e oitava série, que um belo dia a gente tava conversando depois da aula sobre alguma injustiça que eu tava revoltada [era 1992 lol tinha várias] aí ela me mandou ler Pedagogia do Oprimido do Paulo Freire e mudou minha vida.
gustabo.bsky.social
Cite este post com o nome de algum professor/professora/professore que mudou a vida de vocês pra melhor e que vocês lembram com carinho até hoje
dtissagirl.bsky.social
If you've even wondered how long it takes until you're able to put on and take out a regular T-shirt after you broke both your shoulders the answer is nine weeks 🤡🥳
dtissagirl.bsky.social
I want to watch the Murdaugh Murders fictional tv show but I’m afraid it’ll end up being a nitpicking journey bc I might know too much about the case 🤡
dtissagirl.bsky.social
Farofa 100% sim mas paçoquita também.
insetodaniel.bsky.social
Qual vcs acham q foi a maior invençao Brasileira já criada?

Eu acho q foi a farofa.
dtissagirl.bsky.social
Why do all of them look like Son of Sam
originalsp.in
Thousands of posts from a private Young Republican Telegram chat reveal a culture of casual racism/antisemitism, rape jokes and celebration of Hitler/Nazism.

Some of the ringleaders are below: We live in a world where 4chan types now occupy positions of real power.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Peter Giunta, chair of the New York State Young Republicans Bobby Walker, vice chair of the New York State Young Republicans William Hendrix, communications assistant for Kansas’ Republican Attorney General Kris Kobach Sam Douglass, Vermont state senator
dtissagirl.bsky.social
Maybe it’s time to start telling everyone that declaratory journalism CAN be easily replaced with AI to see if media stops hyping it so much
dtissagirl.bsky.social
Já comprei tbm, é gostosa sim. A Elma Chips só é mais fininha ainda
dtissagirl.bsky.social
Aside from the gigantic problems with AI, the part I honestly don’t get is where the fuck is the audience for this — not people who will create this kind of slop, I’m sure there are tons of losers willing — but WHO the fuck *wants to watch* all this slop? It just makes no financial sense whatsoever
dtissagirl.bsky.social
Eu geralmente compro a da Elma Chips, pq acho bem sequinha e crocante. Mas não sei se tem alguma marca gourmet melhor.
dtissagirl.bsky.social
And they make it worse for women by telling them that if they masturbate not only they’ll get addicted to it but they’ll start rejecting their husbands… because they obviously cannot compete with self pleasure. So the women never learn or understand their sexual preferences because it’s a sin 🤦🏻‍♀️
dtissagirl.bsky.social
Evangelical churches here in Brazil preach that masturbation [which is obviously related to watching porn] is forbidden not only because it’s one of the seven deadly sins [lust] but that it’s HIGHLY ADDICTIVE — and addiction of any kind is also a sin.
robosad.blackskycomra.de
Always remember, "Porn Addiction" is simply conservative, religious, or otherwise puritan/repressed people feeling guilty that they view porn. Most of them do so at rates well below the average, they just feel bad about it. Averages, especially in the USA, are heavily under-reported out of shame.
dtissagirl.bsky.social
PS: I've only heard the first episode so far and I haaaaaate the girl being stalked, she's so fucking annoying and unbearable. This is gonna be fun for me lol 🤪🎉
dtissagirl.bsky.social
I have no idea where this is going, there are only 2 episodes out so far but I thought you guys might be interested.
dtissagirl.bsky.social
So Pretend is a podcast about con artists and their new season is about fandom. More specifically Law & Order SVU fandom and a girl saying she's being stalked by other fans for years and that Mariska Hargitay herself is involved in helping the stalkers. 🤯
dtissagirl.bsky.social
Hj eu aprendi ouvindo um podcast sobre tênis que os britânicos tem uma palavra pra firula que é FAFF estou OBSECADA faz todo sentido