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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 15d
I had the day off yesterday and got so much done!
I watched 4 horror films, read a Freida McFadden novel in 1 sitting, and finished the last few episodes of Hacks. I think my job is keeping me from living my best life.
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 8h
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 8h
😂 omg I love that!!
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 8h
Yes! 😍💙
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 8h
My invitation hasn’t arrived.
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 9h
You guys need to put out a Jack o’ lantern so the kids know you’ve got candy.
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 9h
Aww. Yeah we don’t get any at all. I think it’s because no one wants to walk up our creepy long driveway.
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 9h
😄
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 9h
It’s Halloween tomorrow. You should watch something spooky. 🎃

Do you guys get many trick or treaters?
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 9h
Post yourself as a house.
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 11h
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 21h
I truly envy you. It gets worse here every day.
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 22h
Coworker yesterday:

Do you believe in conspiracy theories?

Me-no

Her- I saw a video on tik tok where a girl said there was no pandemic and the real reason why they wanted us indoors was to mess with the time zones.

Me- what does that even mean?

Her- I don’t know but I believe it.
😵‍💫
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 1d
How could you? Lol
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 1d
My coworker has been blasting Christian country music all day and apparently, I’m the only one who’s got a problem with it! 😖
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 1d
😆 totally.
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 1d
😕 I’m so sorry amiga. I feel you. 💕 I’m always here if you want to talk.
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 2d
That’s really cool.
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 2d
That was so good! Gave me a nice head change too! 😋
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 2d
😂
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 2d
I’m a monster. This is me.
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 2d
Aww I love Dee. 💕
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 2d
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 2d
A 50 year old woman asked me this morning if I knew what day of the week Thanksgiving landed on this year. 😵‍💫
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 3d
Looks like Tim Robinson was at the Hollywood forever screening of A Nightmare on Elm Street this weekend. I wonder if he was a surprise guest or if he was just there to watch the movie. 🤔
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DSMayCollins @dsmaycollins.bsky.social · 3d
Right on! I’m glad you did it. 😊
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