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Drusopher R Jones @drustopholus.bsky.social · Aug 20

when you're playing #eldenring for the first time and you accidently make @felicia.day

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Drusopher R Jones @drustopholus.bsky.social · Aug 4

This moment right here is how I knew I was gay. #gayawakening

Drusopher R Jones @drustopholus.bsky.social · Mar 27

That awkward moment when the crazy guy having an animated argument with himself is actually kinda hot.

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Drusopher R Jones @drustopholus.bsky.social · Feb 1

Has anyone ever played "is it an anxiety attack or do I have to poo?"

Drusopher R Jones @drustopholus.bsky.social · Jan 22

I'm too poor to be evil.

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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · Jan 21

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Drusopher R Jones @drustopholus.bsky.social · Jan 21

Right...just reduce stress.... *Watches the world literally burn before eyes*

Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · Jan 20

oh hey everyone did you know symptoms that cause stress can often be avoided by REDUCING STRESS?? GREAT ILL JUST HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL IM DESTRESSED THANKS

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · Jan 20

oh hey everyone did you know symptoms that cause stress can often be avoided by REDUCING STRESS?? GREAT ILL JUST HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL IM DESTRESSED THANKS

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Drusopher R Jones @drustopholus.bsky.social · Jan 21

It was a funeral. She's never going to escape him now and Democracy is dead. Welcome to American Dictatorship.

Raff Rodrigues @rafabib.bsky.social · Jan 20

Melania's outfit to the inauguration makes it obvious she wanted it to be a funeral instead.

Drusopher R Jones @drustopholus.bsky.social · Jan 21

It's fucking over. Democracy is officially Dead in America and I fear, we are witnesses to the end of the current modern world. It's going to be a fight for survival.

Drusopher R Jones @drustopholus.bsky.social · Jan 20

May the odds be ever in your favor

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · Jan 17

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Drusopher R Jones @drustopholus.bsky.social · Jan 17

It took me until 2025 to fully understand the quote ”Hell is other people"

Drusopher R Jones @drustopholus.bsky.social · Jan 16

My god....Sleep.....I need her

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · Jan 16

I don’t know who did this, but thank you 🤣

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · Jan 15

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New Yorker cover from November 2016 showing a guy on the subway reading a newspaper with the headlines "oh, sweet Jesus please God, no "and "anything but that" and "come on."

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Drusopher R Jones @drustopholus.bsky.social · Jan 16

It's broken up families (mine included), spread misinformation, caused countless public nuessances, gotten a few people injured and killed,helped Trump get elected, need I give More reasons to let tha shit rot?

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Drusopher R Jones @drustopholus.bsky.social · Jan 15

Can you tell me how, that in The year of our Lord, 2025, a full 5 years of Covid, Insurance does not cover Covid Drugs?!?! Might need to get a power up mushroom.

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