Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Kee The Drummer From Fife

@drummerfromfife.bsky.social

640 followers 110 following 13K posts

Goofy spiritual atheist who loves music, home media & Cartoon Network. Loud nonsense speaker. Self-proclaimed "Tom and Jerry Guy". 30+ year Sonic loyalist. Former HP fan. LGBTQ supporter. My wife is the funniest person alive and the bane of my existence...

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 13d

Time to watch 36 movies in 31 days! Movie #1: Dracula.

I admit, I wrote this review a month and a half ago when I didn't watch it at the least creepy time of day but hey, leave me alone.

boxd.it/aK7cR5

A ★★★★ review of Dracula (1931)

The acting is hokey and incredibly stagey, the cinematography is static and uninspired, we don't get to see Dracula turn into a bat or a wolf or even bite anyone, the pacing isn't great upon reaching ...

boxd.it

1 2 8

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 13m

Well you see, money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 17m

Little does he know $20 can buy many peanuts.

1 1

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 1h

That's not what Homer wants. This is what Homer wants.

1 2

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 1h

"Rest in peace, Windows 10. You were better than Windows 8 but you weren't as satisfying as Windows 7. You were just OK."

Name of the dad, son, holy Sprite, so on so forth...

Tola @tolagemeda.bsky.social · 1h

Don't think I've seen a better obituary for Windows 10 during yesterday than this one...

A Metropol post revolving around support ending for Windows 10, commemorating the service for its odd quirks and hindrances

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 1h

Honestly dude, you sound like you have too much patience... Either way, have a Jerry GIF!!

a cartoon mouse is sitting on a ledge with its mouth open and arms outstretched .

ALT: a cartoon mouse is sitting on a ledge with its mouth open and arms outstretched .

media.tenor.com

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 10h

I don't know what I'm doing here. I'm just looking for the can...

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 10h

Girl, for an insomniac like me, 6 hours of uninterrupted sleep is a fucking luxury. I'm sleeping better after my house move in July but beforehand there were days when I'd go to bed and I'd get pissed off at how restless my body is. 30ish years, you can only take so much before cracking...

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 10h

REASONABLE TIMES? Eww, gross. I never did that shit when I was a kid. I never even slept through the night until I was 7!!!

1 1

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah that's fair. You only have to so much time in the day, especially if it's a shot where characters are moving...

1 1

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 11h

Oh of course, hypothetically, should we be about to do anything the authorities would consider... inappropriate!

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 11h

Oh no I know it's you at this point 🤣

You could've shown an image of the Eds running around the empty garage. That would've shown they're looking for something exciting...

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 11h

I would still say it's one of Pixar's worst but that's just for me. I just couldn't develop any interest for the story, even after that first viewing... but hey, better than Cars 2!!

1 1

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 11h

First time I watched it, I thought it was just OK. I tried to watch it twice for the tier-list and I just couldn't get into it. I just didn't care for it.

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 11h

I would say the cattle wrangling scene with Sam Elliot was enough to push GD into "Good" territory but it's still very much "Worst Good" film for me. There are a dozen or two films I'd rather watch over it...

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 11h

Cars 2, yes, that film was a joke, but give me The Good Dinosaur over Elio any day of the week. That wasn't super great either but it was a far more tolerable experience with a few scenes I genuinely liked. Elio has nothing...

1 1

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 11h

Look, I love Pixar, I've been committed to them since I saw Toy Story 2 in theatres, but when I saw the trailer to Elio and when it didn't really interest me, that should've been a warning sign. Fans will rave about the animation. I don't care how a film is animated if the story and characters suck.

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 11h

I'm ready for Hoppers. At least that look semi-promising from the trailer. The problem here is the story was essentially done better in Lilo and Stitch, the villain is somehow threatening and yet a joke at the same time, the dialogue is way too goofy and Elio just isn't an interesting character...

1 1

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 11h

Went back after the horror movies and Tom and Jerry to complete the job. Objectively, things do pick up very slightly but it's too late. The emotional moments near the end would mean something if the film's first hour wasn't tediously boring. Overall, a very mediocre film. The 2 star rating stands.

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 20h

I'm an hour in and I have to tap out. I can see why this flopped...

boxd.it/bmUrDn

A ★★ review of Elio (2025)

I say this as a Pixar loyalist: This film is irredeemably boring. The story is a poor man's version of Lilo and Stitch, Elio is an uninteresting and irritating character and good God the first hour dr...

boxd.it

1 1

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 11h

Not this week but next week? Terrific. If you need a getaway driver, I'm very affordable. All I ask is 8% of whatever the take is!

1 1

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 12h

YOU FORGOT TO SAY "DORKS", KEVIN!!

1 1

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 12h

Chalk up another review for the cat and mouse. You know this came out only a month after Night Before Christmas? Bill and Joe were well and truly on their way at this point...

boxd.it/bn82PB

Kee The Drummer From Fife @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 12h

At one point in Horror Island, a creepy voice echoes through the castle. Because of how stupid the film is, I speak the words, "ONCE AGAIN, THE PHANTOM IS ABROAD!", a quote from the Tom and Jerry short "Fraidy Cat".

And of course now, I gotta watch it because duh, it's me.