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|NSFW🔞| - I’m Umero (28|He/They), a druid and a yordle. I like plants, I like bulges, I like drawing, and don’t test my patience.

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Alright, finishing two pieces tonight to clear up my queue. I’m opening up pinup commissions to tackle my bills this Sunday. Single character pinup commission are 100 USD, extra characters are 50 USD. I can do 2-3 characters in one piece. DM here of telegram @/DruidYordle.
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What could've been
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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People on Pinterest are some of the most delicate little prudes when it comes to even the slightest tasteful suggestion of nudity.
One mild hint at anything and it's just rows of comment sections going "WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT IN THE JESUS!? THE OUTLINE OF GENITALIA!? OH THE WICKED DEPRAVITY!!!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving! 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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⚡️⚠️ Only 3 days left to be the first to have SPICY and YAPPY furry sticky notes!

Get 'em while they're fresh~
statiik.bigcartel.com
statiik.bigcartel.com
statiik.bigcartel.com

4 for 30, 6 for 40! Some designs are selling out :0

Oh, and there's a few prints and posters, too *wags* #merch
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I don’t believe I’ve posted this here yet, since bluesky at the time didn’t allow for long videos BUT since it’s finally November in all…! 🫘🥬🥔🍅✨

Done for Furality 2023 #bcokamiVR
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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#Spanksgiving Day 26: Judicial
Featuring @scufflesrat.bsky.social !
Animated on Patreon!
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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A gremlin invites himself to dinner…! 🚪🤔 #bcokamiVR
February 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Now that it’s been showcased in @furality.org’s Winter Jam 2024 BEHOLD… Dingo’s Most Wanted 🔫✨ #bcokamiVR #Furality
December 31, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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CAN I PLEASE BITE A CHUNK OUT OF THAT ASS (ft. @loupy.bsky.social)
🦌🍑🫦😩

#bcokamiVR
September 12, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Trying to squeeze in a quick jackoff sesh right before bed, but you're so tired you fall asleep as you nut!

We've all been there before...right?
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Sly Cooper
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Pink and tony working on new flavours 👀🩷💙

Full PLUS Extra "Aftermath" Page on Patreon!
www.patreon.com/RoseySkull 💀💜
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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BEAR
June 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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🐰🎽🩲🧦⚪
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Once again Introducing Lancer. My main Chua boy~
He's a really flirty and sporty guy with a thing for cute underwear~!

🎨 and design by @boibristol.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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really cool dud @calzone.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Woe, old art upon ye
August 18, 2024 at 4:09 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Happy Fucksgiving 🦃 from us and @drawbrandondraw.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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The hotshot!
Gremile Fanart of the amazing game "Kings of hell"
Check it out!
#Gremile #Kingsofhell #Fanart #KoH #KohFanart
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM