Dov
@drnelk.bsky.social
All fire, no chill. Husband/Father. I philosoPHizeD about Ethics @ UVA, and ever true to Brown. I teach text and thought to HS students in NYC.
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"I wouldn't be able to reattach your face if my leopards hadn't eaten it off first."
Trump on his farm bailout: "This money would not be possible without tariffs ... because of tariffs, this is possible."
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"I wouldn't be able to reattach your face if my leopards hadn't eaten it off first."
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Love to combine old-tech exploitation with new tech exploitation
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Love to combine old-tech exploitation with new tech exploitation
Love to combine old-tech exploitation with new tech exploitation
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Love to combine old-tech exploitation with new tech exploitation
My "Christian Chanukah?" read of "oil-filled LOGOS" seems more reasonable than the actual intention of that phrase...
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My "Christian Chanukah?" read of "oil-filled LOGOS" seems more reasonable than the actual intention of that phrase...
Wavy tube guy moonlighting as NYC Santa—recession indicator.
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Wavy tube guy moonlighting as NYC Santa—recession indicator.
This is so wrong. Correct headline: Trump administration upends path to citizenship with racist and bigoted policy changee.
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 AM
This is so wrong. Correct headline: Trump administration upends path to citizenship with racist and bigoted policy changee.
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Tariffs on Matzah, call that a flat tax
April 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Tariffs on Matzah, call that a flat tax
Job invented "prove me wrong"—24:25 And if it is not so now, who will prove me a liar, and make my words as nothing?
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Job invented "prove me wrong"—24:25 And if it is not so now, who will prove me a liar, and make my words as nothing?
Boston loves literary theory!
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Boston loves literary theory!
Happy "Thriller" video release day to all who celebrate
a man in a red jacket is dancing with a group of zombies in a dark room .
Alt: a man in a red jacket is dancing with a group of zombies in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Happy "Thriller" video release day to all who celebrate
Isn't this just summer camp?
Are your kids glued to their screens? For just under $8,000, your teenager can live in a college dorm for four weeks with no tech access.
The first week is rough, but eventually the kids relearn how to spend time offline, said the camp’s executive director.
The first week is rough, but eventually the kids relearn how to spend time offline, said the camp’s executive director.
Frazzled parents turn to screen-time coaches, $8,000 detox camps to rein in kids’ tech
Parents trying to raise their kids in a tech-saturated world are getting overwhelmed with the amount of work and fighting it takes to protect kids, which can be a full-time job.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Isn't this just summer camp?
He took out Noah's c-ark-tel
Hundreds of millions. Wow, that's a lot. That's more than have died in every single war combined in the entire world since 1900.
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
He took out Noah's c-ark-tel
Dems wake the ef up. Start lining up the blue-collar victims of the people pardoned by Trump. This is EASY.
If we had an opposition party it could really work with this GOP fetish for springing super villains:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
Trump Frees Fraudster Just Days Into Seven-Year Prison Sentence
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Dems wake the ef up. Start lining up the blue-collar victims of the people pardoned by Trump. This is EASY.
If there's one thing this administration stands for, it's doing the worst possible things.
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If there's one thing this administration stands for, it's doing the worst possible things.
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
Me, Jason Voorhees, opening this gift:
"Omg. How did you know?!"
"Omg. How did you know?!"
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Me, Jason Voorhees, opening this gift:
"Omg. How did you know?!"
"Omg. How did you know?!"
I guess he's planning on leaving
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I guess he's planning on leaving
Bret Stephens can't help saying something stupid and partisan EVEN WHEN MAKING A GOOD POINT
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bret Stephens can't help saying something stupid and partisan EVEN WHEN MAKING A GOOD POINT
Unlike the male singers of that era who performed, 2025 Debbie Gibson and Jewel clearly have time traveled from the 80s/90s to perform today.
"Wow! (each new #MacysParade singer) looks good for his age!"
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Unlike the male singers of that era who performed, 2025 Debbie Gibson and Jewel clearly have time traveled from the 80s/90s to perform today.
"Wow! (each new #MacysParade singer) looks good for his age!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"Wow! (each new #MacysParade singer) looks good for his age!"
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After two infants died, the Louisiana Dept of Health under the leadership of the new incoming deputy director of the CDC, delayed notifying the public for months of a whooping cough outbreak. Instead, he ordered DOH to stop promoting vaccines. Pertussis is currently a national health crisis.
Louisiana officials waited months to warn public of whooping cough outbreak
After a whooping cough outbreak killed two infants, Louisiana health officials waited months to officially alert physicians or do public outreach. That's not the typical public health response.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
After two infants died, the Louisiana Dept of Health under the leadership of the new incoming deputy director of the CDC, delayed notifying the public for months of a whooping cough outbreak. Instead, he ordered DOH to stop promoting vaccines. Pertussis is currently a national health crisis.
Amazing that his bit on windmills and solar is not his dumbest take about batteries.
he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Amazing that his bit on windmills and solar is not his dumbest take about batteries.
The hottest clubs have always been volunteer trash pickup groups iykyk
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The hottest clubs have always been volunteer trash pickup groups iykyk