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Simulacrum? I hardly knew her!
Context is over rated.
Context is over rated.
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Y'ever think about that insanely stupid bit in Attack of the Clones where the Jedi kids are training with toddler lightsabers? And yet the kids are helpless in Episode 3 when Anakin purges the temple. Go grab those lil' baby lightsabers, kids! It's like 30 on 1. That's approaching a fair fight.
December 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Y'ever think about that insanely stupid bit in Attack of the Clones where the Jedi kids are training with toddler lightsabers? And yet the kids are helpless in Episode 3 when Anakin purges the temple. Go grab those lil' baby lightsabers, kids! It's like 30 on 1. That's approaching a fair fight.
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"A Jedi named Darth Vader... who was a pupil of mine, until he turned to evil... and was subsequently cut to pieces by thirty small children armed with tiny baby lightsabers... tried to help the Emperor hunt down and murder the Jedi. He didn't get far, lol."
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"A Jedi named Darth Vader... who was a pupil of mine, until he turned to evil... and was subsequently cut to pieces by thirty small children armed with tiny baby lightsabers... tried to help the Emperor hunt down and murder the Jedi. He didn't get far, lol."
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Ah yes, the two genders. Toilets and the disabled...
There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Ah yes, the two genders. Toilets and the disabled...
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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as I’ve been saying all along, this wrenching, challenging, and deeply personal documentary is very nearly as good as A Paw Patrol Christmas
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
as I’ve been saying all along, this wrenching, challenging, and deeply personal documentary is very nearly as good as A Paw Patrol Christmas
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The Devil's Rain (1975) Robert Fuest
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The Devil's Rain (1975) Robert Fuest
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So anyway, I started blasting.
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
So anyway, I started blasting.
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
if you give a mouse a cookie
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Get the ultimate gift for the RiffTrax fan in your life -- we have a limited number of signed photos for sale on our eBay store!
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December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Get the ultimate gift for the RiffTrax fan in your life -- we have a limited number of signed photos for sale on our eBay store!
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
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A Star Fox 64 3D promotional render similar to the box art but with no logo & some minor additions.
#starfox #starfox64 #n64 #nintendo64 #Nintendo
#starfox #starfox64 #n64 #nintendo64 #Nintendo
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A Star Fox 64 3D promotional render similar to the box art but with no logo & some minor additions.
#starfox #starfox64 #n64 #nintendo64 #Nintendo
#starfox #starfox64 #n64 #nintendo64 #Nintendo
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Logging on
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Logging on
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I still think the 90s Kamen Rider movie trilogy is cool.
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I still think the 90s Kamen Rider movie trilogy is cool.
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The best thing Disney has done since Aladdin. Maybe the only thing that could get me into a movie theater on opening day ever again.
www.theverge.com/news/839434/...
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Star Wars’ original theatrical cut returns to theaters in 2027
See Han shoot first.
www.theverge.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The best thing Disney has done since Aladdin. Maybe the only thing that could get me into a movie theater on opening day ever again.
www.theverge.com/news/839434/...
www.theverge.com/news/839434/...