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dj_salinger
@djsalinger.bsky.social
DJ for No Lights No Lycra Ballarat. F⚽️⚽️tball, Melbourne Victory, Liverpool FC, Record Collector, Whovian, Taskmaster fan, wannabe Home Assistant nerd, music, food, drinks.
Saw King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard play an analogue synth heavy ‘rave’ set at Federation Square in Melbourne last night! It was bloody good, and I’m even more looking forward to forward to seeing them twice at the Music Bowl in December now!
October 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
For the second time in 3 weeks the 15yo boy has cancelled going to the football with me at the last minute. So I’ll be watching Victory v Auckland on tv tonight. Not up for the trip to/from Ballarat by myself.
October 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Jordy Bos!
October 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
After being reminded I hadn’t ’picked my pack’ at the Aus Cup final, my Melbourne Victory membership pack arrived today. The scarves are a bit more luxe than previous years. The boy will be happy with the Gold membership status after missing out on a scarf last year.
October 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Does anyone have tips for pubs in the vicinity of Lakeside Stadium that will be open around 5pm tomorrow?
October 3, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Good to see Ange back in the Premier League. Good luck to him tonight against Arsenal (and every other team except for Liverpool).
September 13, 2025 at 11:18 AM
First spin of the new CMAT album after streaming it a bunch of times. Looming forward to her and the super sexy CMAT band in Melbourne next year!
September 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Anyone seen any details of the Football Family presale for the Australia Cup final?
September 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Is there a keeper called Jack Wazowski?
September 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Football kit Friday.
September 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A Leagues fans:
September 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Good day to wear this Seattle Sounders jacket I randomly bought off Depop recently.
September 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Flew back to Melbourne from Cairns today. Watched the Sov Cit 4 Corners episode on the flight, and landed to the news from Porepunkah. Fucking cookers man.
August 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Machach released on compassionate grounds‽ The article from Melbourne Victory doesn’t give any more information :(
August 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Maybe Olympic Kingsway should replace Perth Glory in the A-Leagues.
July 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Ticked off everything on my to-do list this weekend so spent some time in bed reading my new book. Thanks @benaaronovitch.bsky.social!
July 13, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Any discounts for the Victory vs Wrexham match in Melbourne yet?
July 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This Seattle Sounders jacket was really cheap on depop, so I guess I’m a Sounders fan now.
July 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Worked at Falls Festival 20 something years ago. Went to the toilet backstage, was doing my business when someone joined me at the urinal. I look to my right and there’s Paul Kelly.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

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June 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Matilda’s last night was a good time. Let’s hope Victory make tonight a good time as well.
May 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Ended up with tickets on level 3 for the A League Grand Final because I couldn’t get a group of 6 in the north end when I logged in at 10am. Shitshow.
May 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Bruno!!!!!!!
May 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Zinedine Machach!
May 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Claire Hooper’s House of Games must have been filmed a while ago. Either that or Lehmo has served penance for his comments about the Matilda’s.
May 22, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I can’t make it to the Victory match tonight for a bunch of life related reasons. But I’ll be at home watching and will be at the Grand Final once we beat Auckland. #MVCvAKL
May 17, 2025 at 7:28 AM