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Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · Nov 9

I appreciate all of the new followers. I love to follow back, but it is difficult when there are no posts on your account, or not even a short introduction.
An introduction first post, pinned to your page would help.
Something like..

"First post.
Donald Trump is a pig."
Immediate follow-back!

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Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 7h

It sounds like a Bing and Bob movie.
Or Stewie and Brian.

Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 7h

I know there is plenty of time left, but I am enjoying the Bills beatdown of Mahomes and the Chiefs.
Keep it up!

Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 13h

P.S.
I am very happy she puked it up because we can not afford abdominal surgery, despite the staff discount.
And..
She showed no symptoms. She ate, played, pooped and acted completely normal.

Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 13h

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These are the legs of a fuzzy pink elephant, one that she destroyed three days ago.
For three days, we looked for the legs.
Underneath furniture.
In her poop.
Nothing.
And then last night.
Barf!
It was in her stomach for three days, too big to pass.
Thank God she was able to puke it up.

Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 13h

Have you had your lunch?
I hope this doesn't make you lose it.

Minnie the Moocher loves stuffed toys.
Correction.
She loves to eat stuffed toys.

We keep them away from her, but once in a while, she finds or steals one.
The stealth princess.

This pic.
She vomited it up last night.
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Puked up fuzzy pink elephant feet on a messy paper towel.

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Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 16h

Swap out the Blue Jays jersey for the old Leafs cap. Unfortunately, your disappointment will not ease. It will probably increase.
Candid photos of brilliant autumn skies will soon be replaced by shots of snow banks and crushing, swirling storms.
Your disappointment will not ease.
It may increase.

Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 17h

2/2
on that damn clock that changed last night." (It doesn't know, or more likely can't accept, that it lives in Saskatchewan)

We have small quirks, but when I was growing up I could throw a rock to the west and that rock would land in a different time zone.
Or close to it.
We never want that again

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Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 17h

Thoughts from Saskatchewan.
I love not changing clocks. I'm surprised the rest of North America hasn't joined us. But it's not all wine and roses. Today, we must remember

NFL games are at 12:00 and 3:00, not 11:00 and 2:00.
Are we the same time as Alberta or Manitoba?
"Please change the time
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Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 1d

Saskatoon did when they won back in 92 or 93.

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Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 1d

Or Saskatoon.
Please don't riot Toon Town.

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Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 1d

Ok.
Dodgers win.
NfL games will be an hour later on TV in Saskatchewan tomorrow.
The rest of you will hopefully remember to change your clocks.
Habs won.
The wind is howling.
We will regroup tomorrow.

Sleep well.
Don't riot Saskatoon.

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Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 1d

The stream of Fan 590 is at least two minutes behind gameplay.

Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 1d

4 to bloody 4 bottom of 9

Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 1d

The streaming from radio station SN Fan 590 Toronto is 2 minutes behind the actual play. (No TV. Watching the updating scoreboard)

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Glen 🇨🇦 part owner of Canada* @honestcanadian.bsky.social · 1d

Are they hiring? lol

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Canadian Cynic @canadiancynic.bsky.social · 1d

Sovereign citizens are just another level of stupid into which we have descended.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbuX...

The Moment Sovereign Citizen Realizes She's Not Special

YouTube video by Body Cam Watch

www.youtube.com

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Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 1d

How soon before Patrick Ross pulls this stunt before a judge?
Or maybe...
It can't be soon enough.

Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 1d

I had to put my second cup on hold and run outside before the sky changed.
Mission accomplished.
The second cup is perfect now.

Have a great day.

Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning.

Taking sky pictures in Saskatchewan is not just a hobby.
It's a habit, and it will continue until some Conservative asshole takes away our right to snap using the notwithstanding clause.

Bitterness aside.
This doesn't happen often, but these shots are color matched to what my eye saw

Sask sky. Tree shadows at the bottom. Stripes of violet and orange climb the sky.

Tree shadows. Soft violet and pink stripes climbing. Slight definition in the clouds.

Sky changed colour. Old fence line at the bottom. Tree line shadow. Climbing cloud stripes bright orange to muted violet, repeating to soft pink.

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Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 2d

Double play = game 7

Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 2d

Because I have been streaming the ballgames on SN 590 The Fan, Toronto, I can now sing 🎶439 oh oh oh oh Pizza Nova🎶, which is a happy change from 🎶967 11 11🎶

Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 2d

As an owner of little dogs who eat things off the floor that they shouldn't, I am very happy to see the plastic bread bag tabs being replaced by cardboard.

As a"I'll never play this damn thing, but I do like to noodle," I am sad to lose my source of emergency guitar picks.
They kinda sucked anyhow.

Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 3d

This ain't a lullaby.
But it's a great listen to end the evening.

Sleep well.

youtu.be/3GvQ5gNKsQ4?...

Rory Gallagher - Bullfrog Blues

YouTube video by jeffjn

youtu.be

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Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 3d

The tissue was green.
Jeezus.

Del Esau 🍺🍷💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉 @dinorancho.bsky.social · 3d

I remember the Japanese oranges with the blue tissue paper wrapping and the wooden boxes.
The boxes were as welcome as the oranges to us kids.
Instant toys.
Add imagination and stir.

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