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Dilini Algama
@dilinialgama.bsky.social
Cheese lover
TIL that Nicola Walker is one of the church singer duo in Four Weddings and a Funeral.
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My husband wonders how come the pepper shaker is always full while I fill it up every 1 1/2 - 2 weeks because in our household we eat the yearly pepper quota of a small country in two weeks.
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I saw an ad for a smart bird feeder that sends a notification when a bird lands on it. If I wanted to prank my father in Sri Lanka I would send him one. He’s fed the birds in his garden for 30 odd years. If he’s late in the morning they line up on the clothesline and screech!
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 AM
If someone on here would like to contribute to the relief efforts in my village Sri Lanka after the hurricane, I can put you in touch with the youth group at our church in Gonawala. That’s where my contributions go. The church hall houses families whose houses they can’t yet return to. The team
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I went to the Turkish shop around the corner for some grocies and the butcher offered me coffee. I thought they had a pot of coffee going on and said yes. Nope, someone nipped out for the coffee. I think I have one more reason to bake a million Plätzchen this Christmas.
December 4, 2025 at 9:20 AM
My little neff did something wonderful today. He told me something about his day that had nothing to do with things around us.

N: Mulberries in the garden
M: Oh you have mulberries in the garden?
N: Yes!
M: Do you like mulberries?
N: Yes!
M: I like mulberries too!
N: Mulberries have colours.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Remembering the Indian uncle at the cake counter of our favourite café in Frankfurt who when I ordered Black Forest said “no no, this cream cake has been sitting here two days in this heat, you’re having the mandarin cheese cake”. I had the mandarin cake.

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November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A petition to remove dull, grey-toned eucalyptus leaves from all cakes and flowers arrangements from now till the end of time.
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Punishment in the royal family is to be made an ordinary citizen, eh?
October 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I don’t get this.
October 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Reposted by Dilini Algama
new grammatical mood: the resubmissive, for the subservient tone in the cover letter of your major revisions manuscript
July 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I’m in Germany waiting for my little neff in Australia to wake up from his nap.
September 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The woman in front of us at Rewe wanted to buy a bunch of carrots with their tops on. The bunch cost like 1-2€, but the cashier rang up each carrot individually and they cost over 10€. Nothing says a woman does my cooking and grocery shopping like a man ringing up each carrot. The woman protested,
September 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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(Kein diss): Wurde letztens wieder von ehemaligen Schulfreundinnen geschockt gefragt, wie ich das aushalte, mit Mitte 40 noch immer keinen festen Job zu haben und ob ich nicht einfach doch noch eine Ausbildung zu etwas ganz anderem machen möchte ('Bibliothekarin' oder 'irgendwas mit Medien' 1/2
September 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
We have leftovers from last night’s dinner and my fiancé said “we can go half seasons”. I was like hmm, this must be Dutch. When I asked he said I say it. I don’t. What I do say is “go halfsies”. He’d thought it’s ’half seasons’ and he’s said it ever since. We’re going half seasons tonight.
September 16, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I’m not really feeling Christian love with “you don’t know what you have unleashed”, “battle cry”, “we have the watch” and [cough] ‘Valhalla’.
September 14, 2025 at 8:12 AM
My little neff is 2 years and 8 months old. Showing me his lion and elephant he says “they are friends”. I say “they are friends. They play… and they eat…” to which he usually says ‘together’ twice. Today he filled the blank after ‘eat’ with ‘food’. I’m like woohoo, transitive verb win…!!
September 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I don’t know what Merz means by „mehr Eingenverantwortung“ in the context of health insurance and harder ‘social benefits’ reforms. It does though sound like the country is being governed by influencer alpha bros.
August 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Question: I know Berlin requires cats to be indoors. What are the laws like in Brandenburg? Neighbors left on vacation, told the group chat cat is “fine” outdoors, and has someone giving food. I live in an area with Wildschwein, Fuchs and more, and the cat tried to follow in with us. I’m upset. 😢
August 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My IG account is old, but the concept of posting is still new to me. I’m still getting used to videos of people sipping tea while the text reads “five things to lower crippling anxiety”. I’m like won’t you say the five things to lower crippling anxiety? No. They just filmed themselves sipping tea.
August 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My Dutch fiancé needed a hug because just he learnt that an ounce is 28.35g whereas the Dutch ons is 100g. “I ate an ounce of cheese” has new meaning in our lives.
August 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My parents celebrating the wall scribbles of their 2 1/2 year old grandson when malli and I were religiously told not to draw on walls is where we are today.
August 17, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Berlin folk - I'm organising a trip for a group of Scottish folk (mainly pensioners) next year. Any tips on things they might not find in traditional guide books? Good restaurants, cafes, biergarten etc?

We've already got a tour with @jonnywhitlam.bsky.social on our list.
August 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Our Sri Lankan home is full since my brother and I are both visiting our parents. I understand our family a bit better now watching people fight over lumpy old pillows and rough cotton bedlinen from Gehantex. Back and neck support and soft fabrics are not for the Algamas. Nor are bright lights.
July 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The world was not ready for pythons in underwear.
July 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM