𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚!
@diddykongsgf.bsky.social
PFP: froggywithfries
BG: Dragonitearmy
(Mun and Muse are adults)
(Mun: 24)
BG: Dragonitearmy
(Mun and Muse are adults)
(Mun: 24)
“We all are, Amiga. I feel bad Sonic didn’t win anything.”
“I’m never going to live the moment of Nintendo being the biggest manchild from yesterday’s awards for best racing category. At least Mega Man was able to clutch up a win to get a new game.”
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“We all are, Amiga. I feel bad Sonic didn’t win anything.”
“Me neither. But it’s always the bias going on...”
" I'm not sure. I don't watch them, hee hee! "
“Wait, didn’t Sonic got done dirty by the Oscars as well?”
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
“Me neither. But it’s always the bias going on...”
“Wait, didn’t Sonic got done dirty by the Oscars as well?”
" Sheesh.
It's almost as much of a farce as those Oscars! "
It's almost as much of a farce as those Oscars! "
“Don't get me started on that. Not to mention Geoff got paid by this Druckmann guy 5 years ago.... And I still remember it to this day.”
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
“Wait, didn’t Sonic got done dirty by the Oscars as well?”
“Don't get me started on that. Not to mention Geoff got paid by this Druckmann guy 5 years ago.... And I still remember it to this day.”
" Ehe. . . I really don't like that guy!
Remember that time he told those-a Baldurs Gate guys to wrap it up? So rude!"
Remember that time he told those-a Baldurs Gate guys to wrap it up? So rude!"
“Me too... Poor guy had to suffer through Geoff, of all people...”
December 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
“Don't get me started on that. Not to mention Geoff got paid by this Druckmann guy 5 years ago.... And I still remember it to this day.”
“Me too... Poor guy had to suffer through Geoff, of all people...”
To be honest. . . I wanted-a Sonic to win.
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
“Me too... Poor guy had to suffer through Geoff, of all people...”
“Kind!”
December 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“Kind!”
“Good. Now do us all a favor and help me clear the allegations Diddy got set up.”
Oh my fucking god.
My own home country rejected my patents...
My own home country rejected my patents...
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“Good. Now do us all a favor and help me clear the allegations Diddy got set up.”
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The servant to the Goddess of Power.
Dinraal
Dinraal
January 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The servant to the Goddess of Power.
Dinraal
Dinraal
“No. The Kremlings gave him a hard time to clear his name from the nasty humans. As for my sister? ...She’s homeless.”
“Oh, right... Has he been cleared off from the false charges?”
“Kicking out my sister Tiny Kong by making her homeless for losing her job. Setting up Diddy Kong falsely for having the baseball team as ‘Diddy Survivors’ in the Mario Baseball game for the GameCube by lumping him with the human weirdos. Forgetting Candy Kong exists. I could go on.”
October 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“No. The Kremlings gave him a hard time to clear his name from the nasty humans. As for my sister? ...She’s homeless.”
“Kicking out my sister Tiny Kong by making her homeless for losing her job. Setting up Diddy Kong falsely for having the baseball team as ‘Diddy Survivors’ in the Mario Baseball game for the GameCube by lumping him with the human weirdos. Forgetting Candy Kong exists. I could go on.”
“Man... You Nintendo characters despise your own company, huh?”
October 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
“Kicking out my sister Tiny Kong by making her homeless for losing her job. Setting up Diddy Kong falsely for having the baseball team as ‘Diddy Survivors’ in the Mario Baseball game for the GameCube by lumping him with the human weirdos. Forgetting Candy Kong exists. I could go on.”
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The Red Prototype
PROTOMAN / BLUES
PROTOMAN / BLUES
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The Red Prototype
PROTOMAN / BLUES
PROTOMAN / BLUES
“Why is Cranky beefing with a penguin?”
October 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“Why is Cranky beefing with a penguin?”
“...It’s complicated. Diddy is doing well, but for some reason, he falsely got aligned with the messed up people, which I’ve been trying to prove his innocence.”
“You’re looking at the real deal, Dixie. How are things going with you and your boyfriend?”
“No way... Candy, is that you?”
October 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
“...It’s complicated. Diddy is doing well, but for some reason, he falsely got aligned with the messed up people, which I’ve been trying to prove his innocence.”
“No way... Candy, is that you?”
October 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“No way... Candy, is that you?”
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𝗡𝗼, 𝗗𝗞, 𝗜'𝗺 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆! 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲, 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀.
a cartoon of a monkey standing next to a painting of a woman
ALT: a cartoon of a monkey standing next to a painting of a woman
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
𝗡𝗼, 𝗗𝗞, 𝗜'𝗺 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆! 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲, 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀.
“Rool got last place? Oh, if only Tiny was here so we can all make fun of him for losing...”
“So who wants to talk how King K. Rool got last place? No one? Just me? Because I’m celebrating his embarrassing defeat.”
𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒
4 - TOMMY OLIVER
5 - ALICIA ACORN
6 - KRYPT
7 - JET THE HAWK
8 - TRON
9 - NiGHTS
10 - TOPH
11 - ESPIO
12 - KING K. ROOL
4 - TOMMY OLIVER
5 - ALICIA ACORN
6 - KRYPT
7 - JET THE HAWK
8 - TRON
9 - NiGHTS
10 - TOPH
11 - ESPIO
12 - KING K. ROOL
September 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“Rool got last place? Oh, if only Tiny was here so we can all make fun of him for losing...”
“You either must be lucky or powerful... Or both.”
September 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“You either must be lucky or powerful... Or both.”
“Counterpoint: the new DLC Donkey Kong has in his game.”
September 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“Counterpoint: the new DLC Donkey Kong has in his game.”
“I’m surprised DK didn’t get turned into a baby in the new Tennis game. Could it be the power of Seth Rogan flowing through him?”
September 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“I’m surprised DK didn’t get turned into a baby in the new Tennis game. Could it be the power of Seth Rogan flowing through him?”
“Congrats!”
oh, wowie. . .
40 years old already!
40 years old already!
September 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
“Congrats!”
“Oh yeah? Where’s your proof?”
“I beat Tiny in the Barrel Blast racing tournament. Twice.”
September 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“Oh yeah? Where’s your proof?”
“Ha ha ha... Oops.”
“...So. Some of the Kremlings and Rool, alongside the rest of the Kongs were invited to play baseball without me.”
September 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“Ha ha ha... Oops.”