DHARQCYDE
@dharqcyde.bsky.social
88th reincarnation of "HIM"!
Despite popular belief, I DON'T want to take over the world.
Too much damn paperwork.
I'm polite & respectful but real talk? I don't actually care about your personal issues, views or politics. I'm just here for the artworks.
Despite popular belief, I DON'T want to take over the world.
Too much damn paperwork.
I'm polite & respectful but real talk? I don't actually care about your personal issues, views or politics. I'm just here for the artworks.
Pinned
So, kids… how have the #holidays been treating YOU?!
#DHARQCYDE
#Santa #Grinch #Krampus
#SeasonsBeatings
#traditionalart #NotecardArt #pen
#DHARQCYDE
#Santa #Grinch #Krampus
#SeasonsBeatings
#traditionalart #NotecardArt #pen
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Your post is being read by...The Nozzle
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Your post is being read by...The Nozzle
":Don'tcha monkey with The Monkey!"
December 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
":Don'tcha monkey with The Monkey!"
The only difference between #archaeology and #graverobbing is time, just as the only difference between a #religion and a #cult is numbers!
December 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The only difference between #archaeology and #graverobbing is time, just as the only difference between a #religion and a #cult is numbers!
Attn: #Fictional #Criminals!
When you commit murder, stop hiring the World’s Greatest Weirdo Genius Detective to come & find the “Real Killer” in order to divert suspicion from yourself.
It NEVER ends well for you!
You are NOT smarter than Det. Whackjob McCluefinder, no matter what your ego says!
When you commit murder, stop hiring the World’s Greatest Weirdo Genius Detective to come & find the “Real Killer” in order to divert suspicion from yourself.
It NEVER ends well for you!
You are NOT smarter than Det. Whackjob McCluefinder, no matter what your ego says!
December 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Attn: #Fictional #Criminals!
When you commit murder, stop hiring the World’s Greatest Weirdo Genius Detective to come & find the “Real Killer” in order to divert suspicion from yourself.
It NEVER ends well for you!
You are NOT smarter than Det. Whackjob McCluefinder, no matter what your ego says!
When you commit murder, stop hiring the World’s Greatest Weirdo Genius Detective to come & find the “Real Killer” in order to divert suspicion from yourself.
It NEVER ends well for you!
You are NOT smarter than Det. Whackjob McCluefinder, no matter what your ego says!
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It Can't Rain All the Time
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It Can't Rain All the Time
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December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It tickles me that so many "rules" of stuff like #timetravel & the #multiverse (made up by NOT-scientists) are usually based on sci-fi movies and snark.
"If you touch your past self, you dissolve".
NO.
That was just an excuse for the special FX dept to get "creative" w/ 'sick visuals', NOT science.
"If you touch your past self, you dissolve".
NO.
That was just an excuse for the special FX dept to get "creative" w/ 'sick visuals', NOT science.
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
It tickles me that so many "rules" of stuff like #timetravel & the #multiverse (made up by NOT-scientists) are usually based on sci-fi movies and snark.
"If you touch your past self, you dissolve".
NO.
That was just an excuse for the special FX dept to get "creative" w/ 'sick visuals', NOT science.
"If you touch your past self, you dissolve".
NO.
That was just an excuse for the special FX dept to get "creative" w/ 'sick visuals', NOT science.
So, kids… how have the #holidays been treating YOU?!
#DHARQCYDE
#Santa #Grinch #Krampus
#SeasonsBeatings
#traditionalart #NotecardArt #pen
#DHARQCYDE
#Santa #Grinch #Krampus
#SeasonsBeatings
#traditionalart #NotecardArt #pen
December 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
So, kids… how have the #holidays been treating YOU?!
#DHARQCYDE
#Santa #Grinch #Krampus
#SeasonsBeatings
#traditionalart #NotecardArt #pen
#DHARQCYDE
#Santa #Grinch #Krampus
#SeasonsBeatings
#traditionalart #NotecardArt #pen
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Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you white!
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you white!
Seriously?
The voice actors of Chet Ubetcha & Sheen Estevez
(Jim Ward & Jeff Garcia respectively) died on the same day??
(Yesterday!)
Do the #PowersThatBe have something against #Nickelodeon fans?!
I just hope that Celebrity Death Comes in 3's thing isn't real.
My VO little nerd heart can't take it!
The voice actors of Chet Ubetcha & Sheen Estevez
(Jim Ward & Jeff Garcia respectively) died on the same day??
(Yesterday!)
Do the #PowersThatBe have something against #Nickelodeon fans?!
I just hope that Celebrity Death Comes in 3's thing isn't real.
My VO little nerd heart can't take it!
December 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Seriously?
The voice actors of Chet Ubetcha & Sheen Estevez
(Jim Ward & Jeff Garcia respectively) died on the same day??
(Yesterday!)
Do the #PowersThatBe have something against #Nickelodeon fans?!
I just hope that Celebrity Death Comes in 3's thing isn't real.
My VO little nerd heart can't take it!
The voice actors of Chet Ubetcha & Sheen Estevez
(Jim Ward & Jeff Garcia respectively) died on the same day??
(Yesterday!)
Do the #PowersThatBe have something against #Nickelodeon fans?!
I just hope that Celebrity Death Comes in 3's thing isn't real.
My VO little nerd heart can't take it!
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Don't worry! Joe has officially declared peace
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😇
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😇
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Don't worry! Joe has officially declared peace
.
😇
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😇
I listen to @midnightburger.bsky.social when falling asleep in order to have good (weird) dreams.
It's been many a moon since I last made it to the very end.
Today, I listened as a wake-up and found that not only is the list of patron names at the end 45 MINUTES LONG, but there's 2000 #Bethanies!
It's been many a moon since I last made it to the very end.
Today, I listened as a wake-up and found that not only is the list of patron names at the end 45 MINUTES LONG, but there's 2000 #Bethanies!
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I listen to @midnightburger.bsky.social when falling asleep in order to have good (weird) dreams.
It's been many a moon since I last made it to the very end.
Today, I listened as a wake-up and found that not only is the list of patron names at the end 45 MINUTES LONG, but there's 2000 #Bethanies!
It's been many a moon since I last made it to the very end.
Today, I listened as a wake-up and found that not only is the list of patron names at the end 45 MINUTES LONG, but there's 2000 #Bethanies!
My S.A.D. isn't "Seasonal Affective Disorder", it's more like "Simultaneously Angry & Depressed".
I just wanna burn everything to the fucking ground, piss in the ashes, then eat an entire cheesecake and cry about the smoke levels & who's gonna clean this shit up.
I just wanna burn everything to the fucking ground, piss in the ashes, then eat an entire cheesecake and cry about the smoke levels & who's gonna clean this shit up.
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My S.A.D. isn't "Seasonal Affective Disorder", it's more like "Simultaneously Angry & Depressed".
I just wanna burn everything to the fucking ground, piss in the ashes, then eat an entire cheesecake and cry about the smoke levels & who's gonna clean this shit up.
I just wanna burn everything to the fucking ground, piss in the ashes, then eat an entire cheesecake and cry about the smoke levels & who's gonna clean this shit up.
I'll never understand how folks CHOOSE to eat plain #cheese when SMOKY flavored cheeses exist!
My wife prefers Basic Bitch Cheddar over all other cheeses. It totally befuddles me.
It's like choosing to eat shaving cream w/ brown food dye when actual chocolate mousse is freely available!
#WTF?!
My wife prefers Basic Bitch Cheddar over all other cheeses. It totally befuddles me.
It's like choosing to eat shaving cream w/ brown food dye when actual chocolate mousse is freely available!
#WTF?!
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If you'd have told me, while in my teens and twenties, that I'd someday develop a love for #SquidJerky in my older years, I'd have booked you a room in #ArkhamAsylum before you even finished that sentence, but... here we are.
#DHARQCYDE #Uwajimaya
#DHARQCYDE #Uwajimaya
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If you'd have told me, while in my teens and twenties, that I'd someday develop a love for #SquidJerky in my older years, I'd have booked you a room in #ArkhamAsylum before you even finished that sentence, but... here we are.
#DHARQCYDE #Uwajimaya
#DHARQCYDE #Uwajimaya
Handsome #DEVIL.
I’m not sure whether I make better art when I’m feeling great or when I’m feeling crappy.
I’d rather not go through the mood swings required to test the theory.
#DHARQCYDE
#digitalart #GoodDays #BadDays
I’m not sure whether I make better art when I’m feeling great or when I’m feeling crappy.
I’d rather not go through the mood swings required to test the theory.
#DHARQCYDE
#digitalart #GoodDays #BadDays
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Handsome #DEVIL.
I’m not sure whether I make better art when I’m feeling great or when I’m feeling crappy.
I’d rather not go through the mood swings required to test the theory.
#DHARQCYDE
#digitalart #GoodDays #BadDays
I’m not sure whether I make better art when I’m feeling great or when I’m feeling crappy.
I’d rather not go through the mood swings required to test the theory.
#DHARQCYDE
#digitalart #GoodDays #BadDays
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Lately, I've been seeing increasingly more references to "Biblically Accurate" angels, objects and other things.
(*see reference*)
So... "B.A." just means giant sized with extra eyes and limbs?
Would that make C'thulhu a 'Biblically Accurate' cuttlefish?
(*see reference*)
So... "B.A." just means giant sized with extra eyes and limbs?
Would that make C'thulhu a 'Biblically Accurate' cuttlefish?
November 30, 2023 at 5:08 PM
Lately, I've been seeing increasingly more references to "Biblically Accurate" angels, objects and other things.
(*see reference*)
So... "B.A." just means giant sized with extra eyes and limbs?
Would that make C'thulhu a 'Biblically Accurate' cuttlefish?
(*see reference*)
So... "B.A." just means giant sized with extra eyes and limbs?
Would that make C'thulhu a 'Biblically Accurate' cuttlefish?
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KRAMPUSNACHT, BITCHES!!
Let’s punish some naughty children!!
And by “children”, I mean stupid narcissistic adults.
And by “punish”, I mean doxx, defund, impeach, sue, slander, defenestrate, kick, expose and make fun of the unsightly genitalia of!
And yeah, whip and imprison in a wicker basket, too.
Let’s punish some naughty children!!
And by “children”, I mean stupid narcissistic adults.
And by “punish”, I mean doxx, defund, impeach, sue, slander, defenestrate, kick, expose and make fun of the unsightly genitalia of!
And yeah, whip and imprison in a wicker basket, too.
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
KRAMPUSNACHT, BITCHES!!
Let’s punish some naughty children!!
And by “children”, I mean stupid narcissistic adults.
And by “punish”, I mean doxx, defund, impeach, sue, slander, defenestrate, kick, expose and make fun of the unsightly genitalia of!
And yeah, whip and imprison in a wicker basket, too.
Let’s punish some naughty children!!
And by “children”, I mean stupid narcissistic adults.
And by “punish”, I mean doxx, defund, impeach, sue, slander, defenestrate, kick, expose and make fun of the unsightly genitalia of!
And yeah, whip and imprison in a wicker basket, too.
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No, you don’t understand, I downloaded all that hardcore gay pornography to use for references. For when I draw hardcore gay pornography.
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
No, you don’t understand, I downloaded all that hardcore gay pornography to use for references. For when I draw hardcore gay pornography.
I often wonder if the whole 'slowly pushing items off shelves' thing is a #cat behavior that we humans have somehow bred into them.
I've had bunches of cats throughout my life and I don't remember ever seeing ANY cat do that before say, 8 or 9 years ago. Now it seems to be all too common.
#WTF?!
I've had bunches of cats throughout my life and I don't remember ever seeing ANY cat do that before say, 8 or 9 years ago. Now it seems to be all too common.
#WTF?!
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Ok, now I’m gonna start hiding the phrase #BirdPussy in the backgrounds of some of my more detailed art! That’s a THING now!
Oh yeah, I’m going to abuse this.
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ok, now I’m gonna start hiding the phrase #BirdPussy in the backgrounds of some of my more detailed art! That’s a THING now!