Simon Patterson
@denkmit.bsky.social
Lives in a van and chases motorbikes around the world for fun and beer money. Freelance MotoGP journalist. Opinionated.
https://linktr.ee/denkmit
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Loaded up full and ready to go!
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Loaded up full and ready to go!
🇺🇦🏁 Ho ho ho! 🎅🏻 Still time to support our Ukraine toy drive here linktr.ee/racingforukr...
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 AM
🇺🇦🏁 Ho ho ho! 🎅🏻 Still time to support our Ukraine toy drive here linktr.ee/racingforukr...
Ever have one of those days that reminds you that karma is a completely make believe concept?
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Ever have one of those days that reminds you that karma is a completely make believe concept?
🇺🇦🏁 Have closed our wishlist because the car is FULL of toys and to make sure that it all arrives in time, but thank you all so much for your kindness! If you'd like to contribute, you can donate here to the medical evacuation vehicle we're taking linktr.ee/racingforukr...
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From the paddock to the front lines, helping save lives with your donations
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November 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
🇺🇦🏁 Have closed our wishlist because the car is FULL of toys and to make sure that it all arrives in time, but thank you all so much for your kindness! If you'd like to contribute, you can donate here to the medical evacuation vehicle we're taking linktr.ee/racingforukr...
🇺🇦🏁 Heading to Ukraine next week with a car full of Christmas gifts thanks to you wonderful people 🥰
Going to close down the Amazon wishlist soon, as I need to start making an inventory and packing, so if you’ve been meaning to donate, this is your chance! linktr.ee/racingforukr...
Going to close down the Amazon wishlist soon, as I need to start making an inventory and packing, so if you’ve been meaning to donate, this is your chance! linktr.ee/racingforukr...
🇺🇦 Racing for Ukraine 🏁 | Linktree
From the paddock to the front lines, helping save lives with your donations
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November 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
🇺🇦🏁 Heading to Ukraine next week with a car full of Christmas gifts thanks to you wonderful people 🥰
Going to close down the Amazon wishlist soon, as I need to start making an inventory and packing, so if you’ve been meaning to donate, this is your chance! linktr.ee/racingforukr...
Going to close down the Amazon wishlist soon, as I need to start making an inventory and packing, so if you’ve been meaning to donate, this is your chance! linktr.ee/racingforukr...
Updated an old spreadsheet. Since the introduction of sprint races, a MotoGP racer is on average twice as likely to miss a race in any given season due to injury, and an average race weekend is likely to have two absent racers.
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Updated an old spreadsheet. Since the introduction of sprint races, a MotoGP racer is on average twice as likely to miss a race in any given season due to injury, and an average race weekend is likely to have two absent racers.
Like butter wouldn’t met 😂
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Like butter wouldn’t met 😂
And yes, I am a huge fan of and advocate for the TT. But I no more think MotoGP should have street circuits than I think Supercross should have a Baja race or that MXGP should include a Dakar stage, just because they use bikes that look the same. They're different sports.
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
And yes, I am a huge fan of and advocate for the TT. But I no more think MotoGP should have street circuits than I think Supercross should have a Baja race or that MXGP should include a Dakar stage, just because they use bikes that look the same. They're different sports.
Regarding Carmelo Ezpeleta saying that MotoGP should consider racing at street circuits... That isn't happening. At all. Ever.
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Regarding Carmelo Ezpeleta saying that MotoGP should consider racing at street circuits... That isn't happening. At all. Ever.
🇺🇦🏁 Giving away some Trackhouse MotoGP merch to help fund a medical evacuation vehicle that we're taking to Ukraine next month raffall.com/403936/enter...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
🇺🇦🏁 Giving away some Trackhouse MotoGP merch to help fund a medical evacuation vehicle that we're taking to Ukraine next month raffall.com/403936/enter...
And there it is: the greatest press release in motorsport history 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
And there it is: the greatest press release in motorsport history 🤣
Quite glad that Australia and France have decided to make me feel better by having a cracking game of rugby!
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Quite glad that Australia and France have decided to make me feel better by having a cracking game of rugby!
Not saying that Ireland should have won that, given our disciple. But the score should have been a hell of a lot closer than it was… #IREvRSA
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Not saying that Ireland should have won that, given our disciple. But the score should have been a hell of a lot closer than it was… #IREvRSA
Had briefly forgotten how shockingly awful a referee Matt Carley is 🤮
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Had briefly forgotten how shockingly awful a referee Matt Carley is 🤮
Fancy winning some signed Trackhouse MotoGP merch AND helping a good cause? Well, here's your chance! raffall.com/403936/enter...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Fancy winning some signed Trackhouse MotoGP merch AND helping a good cause? Well, here's your chance! raffall.com/403936/enter...
I recorded my entire 4000km Australian road trip, and I'm going to post it as nice relaxing content over the next few weeks 🥰
Here's part one, from Katherine to Fitzroy Crossing across the NT/WA border and stopping off at Lake Argyle www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKnT...
Here's part one, from Katherine to Fitzroy Crossing across the NT/WA border and stopping off at Lake Argyle www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKnT...
2025 Australia Road Trip: Katherine to Fitzroy Crossing
YouTube video by Simon Patterson
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November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I recorded my entire 4000km Australian road trip, and I'm going to post it as nice relaxing content over the next few weeks 🥰
Here's part one, from Katherine to Fitzroy Crossing across the NT/WA border and stopping off at Lake Argyle www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKnT...
Here's part one, from Katherine to Fitzroy Crossing across the NT/WA border and stopping off at Lake Argyle www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKnT...
It's official: Maverick Vinales has a new riding coach!
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It's official: Maverick Vinales has a new riding coach!
I hate car rental companies. You expect the cheap ones to treat you like scum, but Sixt's Portuguese office has just charged me £1000 for this. Gold customer who'll never be using them again.
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I hate car rental companies. You expect the cheap ones to treat you like scum, but Sixt's Portuguese office has just charged me £1000 for this. Gold customer who'll never be using them again.
🇺🇦🏁 Lots of the items on our Ukraine toy drive wishlist have been reduced in price for Black Friday... www.amazon.co.uk/registries/g...
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November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
🇺🇦🏁 Lots of the items on our Ukraine toy drive wishlist have been reduced in price for Black Friday... www.amazon.co.uk/registries/g...