Delfactoid
@delfactoid.bsky.social
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Amazing miracle in which I go without spending money for three days because of free conference food.
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I'll row somewhere else in good time.
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Everytime I empty the dehumidifier which prevents my ancient English abode from encrusting itself in black mold I pretend I'm bailing out a sinking ship.
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I don't want your balls.
Multiple Pizza Express free dough balls offer.
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*Drops you in my stew* ah shit
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Terrible ad. Doesn't even tell you what it does just that it's a distraction.
Ad for chat GPT featuring a woman cooking who is distracted by her phone.
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It's looking like gold is the new gold
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Note to self: release post when gold hits 4k "It's looking like gold is the new gold"
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I will write a picaresque
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Anyone else going to do nanowrimo?
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I'm allowed to drink as much tap water as I want and of course I have my scrolls to read. I can't complain.
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We will live to see the final Japanese person born 🥹 also white English. No more evil racist islanders.
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Extremely pleased Japan decided to destroy itself.
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23 minutes, back on track.
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Note to self: release post when gold hits 4k "It's looking like gold is the new gold"
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Have you rapped anyone on the knuckles yet
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Farted so loud and long that the neighbors who always scream and yell at each other stopped for a moment. Give peace a chance.
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Didn't go for two weeks and I'm back to 29. So it goes.
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Imprisoned for insulting the great leader
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When I have to go to the office at night it feels like I'm committing industrial espionage. And it feels good 👍.
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Stink lines and flies #garbageclassics