Def Jarrett
@defjarrett.bsky.social
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Def Jarrett
@defjarrett.bsky.social
· Feb 4
Falman and Breda: "Ed, stop, come with us for questioning!"
Edward Elric: "I like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round*"
Edward Elric: "I like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round*"
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
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The people have spoken: more empathy, more help, more kindness, more V-Triggers and IWA: MS spots
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The people have spoken: more empathy, more help, more kindness, more V-Triggers and IWA: MS spots
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great developments on swim tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
great developments on swim tonight
Peak Pong Peril deserved 300+ chapters and a spot on a Saturday morning block this shit isn’t fair 😭😭😭
ping pong peril got u19d and i will miss dearly. 17 chapters of batshit insanity. taira has to pay a 1 billion debt and he enters the world of underground ping pong to get that money. what is underground ping pong? it's anything, anywhere, anytime. as long as it's vaguely ping pong. fucking rocked.
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Peak Pong Peril deserved 300+ chapters and a spot on a Saturday morning block this shit isn’t fair 😭😭😭
New Hades II DLC: additional boss fight in Oceanus against Dick Cheney stuck in a toilet
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
New Hades II DLC: additional boss fight in Oceanus against Dick Cheney stuck in a toilet
Roberta stopping a kukri with her teeth and breaking it awoke something feral in me
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Roberta stopping a kukri with her teeth and breaking it awoke something feral in me
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I will miss you Ping-Pong Peril, you were peak through the end 😭
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I will miss you Ping-Pong Peril, you were peak through the end 😭
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"Fukui-san?"
"Go ahead, Ohta."
"I just talked to the Iron Chef and it looks like he's going to be preparing *food* for the judges."
"Okay, bold choice from Iron Chef Sakai-"
"And Fukui-san?"
"Yes?"
"Yes, it looks like the challenger will also be preparing food."
"Oh wow, so it's food vs. food"
"Go ahead, Ohta."
"I just talked to the Iron Chef and it looks like he's going to be preparing *food* for the judges."
"Okay, bold choice from Iron Chef Sakai-"
"And Fukui-san?"
"Yes?"
"Yes, it looks like the challenger will also be preparing food."
"Oh wow, so it's food vs. food"
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"Fukui-san?"
"Go ahead, Ohta."
"I just talked to the Iron Chef and it looks like he's going to be preparing *food* for the judges."
"Okay, bold choice from Iron Chef Sakai-"
"And Fukui-san?"
"Yes?"
"Yes, it looks like the challenger will also be preparing food."
"Oh wow, so it's food vs. food"
"Go ahead, Ohta."
"I just talked to the Iron Chef and it looks like he's going to be preparing *food* for the judges."
"Okay, bold choice from Iron Chef Sakai-"
"And Fukui-san?"
"Yes?"
"Yes, it looks like the challenger will also be preparing food."
"Oh wow, so it's food vs. food"
Even on Hey! (EW) it’s #GriffSZN, Griffters stand tf UP
It’s up and it’s generally problematic.
🤼▶️ youtu.be/wt8QbgiLY7Y?...
🤼▶️ youtu.be/wt8QbgiLY7Y?...
November 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Even on Hey! (EW) it’s #GriffSZN, Griffters stand tf UP
You have musumed my umas for the last time, foul cretin
November 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You have musumed my umas for the last time, foul cretin
“Ernie, shoot down that flag.”
Elmo has dressed as Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece for Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“Ernie, shoot down that flag.”
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watching AEW Dynamite
October 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
watching AEW Dynamite
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Halloween Time
October 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Halloween Time
Thinking about Deadlock at Unsanctioned and how these get-ups popped the promoter and several wrestlers, genuinely one of the best nights ever
October 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Thinking about Deadlock at Unsanctioned and how these get-ups popped the promoter and several wrestlers, genuinely one of the best nights ever
@stardy.bsky.social new profile picture for you
October 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
@stardy.bsky.social new profile picture for you
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not in a super ideal position heading into the end of the month as we still have outstanding bills and we're not doing great regarding our grocery fund
It just keeps getting worse. In the last few weeks my grandmother has rapidly declined physically to go along with her continued mental decline. I feel as if me and my mom are going to have to become more hands on with caring for her. We are barely making money as is. It’s dire. ko-fi.com/clockiroll
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October 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
not in a super ideal position heading into the end of the month as we still have outstanding bills and we're not doing great regarding our grocery fund
It is officially too cold, the only thing I want to do is sleep. I was built to hibernate not participate in capitalism
October 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It is officially too cold, the only thing I want to do is sleep. I was built to hibernate not participate in capitalism
I just want to understand Revolutionary Girl Utena but every fourth episode Nanami shows up to get into Antics and then I’m lost again
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I just want to understand Revolutionary Girl Utena but every fourth episode Nanami shows up to get into Antics and then I’m lost again
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this ones for all my losers out there who do so with a smile on their face!!!!
#ウマ娘 #umamusume #haruurara
#ウマ娘 #umamusume #haruurara
October 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
this ones for all my losers out there who do so with a smile on their face!!!!
#ウマ娘 #umamusume #haruurara
#ウマ娘 #umamusume #haruurara
Hand Shakers: This Shit Smears
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hand Shakers: This Shit Smears
Casual reminder: if they fuck up the Akane-banashi anime I will do many Horrid things so they’d better not
October 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Casual reminder: if they fuck up the Akane-banashi anime I will do many Horrid things so they’d better not
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