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Terrence Nowicki, Jr.

@deephurting.bsky.social

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Political cartoonist and writer + Simpsons references (mostly seasons 2 through 9) http://thisishistorictimes.com/

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 11d

This #cartoon I made about the stupid #escalator thing might have been pretty good a week ago, I guess.

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Donald Trump, the notoriously stinky, lazy, and incontinent President of the United States, suffered a series of embarrassments during a visit to the United Nations on Tuesday, including an escalator that immediately stopped working the moment he waddled his fat, slovenly ass onto it. Commenting on his fake social media platform that’s actually nothing more than a clattering vehicle for his own, vacuous narcissism, Trump, the best friend and business partner of convicted pedophile and sex-trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, baselessly speculated that this was the result of "sabotage," when in fact most evidence suggests that a member of his own press team accidentally triggered an emergency stop mechanism, which makes sense, since everyone who works for him is an inept dumbass, just like their boss.

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe he should just start heavily implying that he has knowledge of the contents of the Epstein files, and there's some kind of dead man's switch on it.

Even if it isn't true, it's not like he has a problem with lying.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 1d

There's no reason we can't still do that, and do it even more than we did before.

I bet with a real push, the internet could for sure bully J.D. Vance into killing himself.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 1d

My memory of him is mostly based on Warner Brothers parodies of him from the 1940s, and I guess more contemporary references made by vaudeville enthusiasts like Seth MacFarlane, to a lesser extent.

I'm familiar enough that I could do a poor impression that at least mimics his vocal mannerisms.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 1d

can we put Donald Trump in this prison, please

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 1d

Civil society would inherently involve them no longer being alive.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 1d

Every podcaster and media influencer should not be a child molester, which would rule Matt Walsh out.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 1d

They have humiliation kinks and thus relish being relentlessly harassed about it on the sets of every other project they work on for the rest of their careers.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 1d

If you prefer a little more brevity, you could just call the cops pussies, while using one those vests from Back to the Future part II.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 1d

Hopefully it doesn't work.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 1d

"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, ANTIFA!"

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 1d

Is he the real-life inspiration for Johnny from The Room?

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 1d

You'd think the so-called "She-Wolf" would be friendlier to dogs, huh?

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 1d

They're developing the first couch that's capable of loving you back.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 1d

Hold on. Is there a reason you're posting a screenshot of the post instead of sharing the post itself?

bsky.app/profile/did:...

"Invalid handle"? What the hell does that mean??

Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 3d

“I had the suspect held, then 20 antifa militants helped my assault suspect escape into an antifa safehouse, one block from the ICE facility, this is where they’re conducting parliamentary operations, resting, showering, eating.”
Katie Daviscourt, roundtable of hyperbolic pearl clutching.

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 1d

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and the baby looked at me."

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 1d

I know a good place to make a permanent cut.

a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top

ALT: a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 2d

theonion.com/archaeologic...

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People

AL JIZAH, EGYPT—A team of British and Egyptian archaeologists made a stunning discovery Monday, unearthing several intact specimens of “skeleton people”—skinless, organless humans who populated the Ni...

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 2d

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 2d

Jared Leto as the rapping dog from Titanic: The Legend Goes On.

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 2d

Pretty sure the only movies this wouldn't ruin would be any that included Rasputin as a character, and then only if he were cast as Rasputin, specifically.

He'd probably be a shitty Bartok the Bat.

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reasonsvoice.bsky.social @reasonsvoice.bsky.social · 3d

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 2d

"Hey, look! Those frogs are eating all their crops!"

Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 2d

"Lemme just finish my thought."

You can finish it by feeding yourself a bullet, fucko.