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GenX mom of GenZ people. Former/Recovering grammar police officer. Cat food dispenser in chief. Unaffiliated voter in red state caucusing with blue end of the spectrum. So utterly flabbergasted by this timeline I don’t even know where to begin. 🚫DMs
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At the end of the day, ask yourself whether you were kind. And then vow to do better tomorrow.
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In a lot of places when a cyclist is killed by a car an all white "ghost bike" is left there marking the spot; a memorial. Do we need to start placing signs with people's names and faces exactly where they were 'disappeared' from? As a continuous reminder to make sure that people don't forget.
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My best advice to try to get a handle on shit right now?

Make something.

Don't care what. Don't care if it's good. Don't care if it's just a big ass house you made in Sims 4, just lose yourself in something for an hour or so.

It' s like flushing the brain toilet.
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Portland comes to the rescue! 🛟
Unrealistic rant over. It will never happen because today’s world runs on clicks, but a girl can still dream.
No lies. No bullshit. No phiti ops for them. They live for that shit (who has their extensions coiffed into perfect ringlets before going out on patrol or whatever that crazy puppy killing heifer thinks she’s doing?)

Find people that are making things happen in their communities and report that.
I mean, I get that we shouldn’t be complacent and we are steadily sliding towards a single party state and authoritarianism.

But imagine if one day, that asshole woke up and *there was not a single news source mentioning his name anywhere.*

No mention of his regime. No Mike, Pete, or Kristi.
Blah blah blah same old shit different day. I don’t get why magas aren’t bored with his 💩yet. I don’t get why media doesn’t just refuse to cover him, the way some of them refused to sign on to Pete Hegseth’s demands.

Just. Stop. Feeding. The. Beast. Find other news to cover. Make him irrelevant.
Never in the history of the US has any president openly and repeatedly called for the investigation, arrest & prosecution of his political opponents. While many continue to shrug these things off and normalize them, I will never stop pointing out that this is what autocrats do.
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You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ.

We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.

Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
Defend Kat Against Unjust Charges
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Yep, voted in by a portion of the population that doesn't give two shits about this country as long as their hatred for others is satisfied.
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For no particular recession—uh—reason, I’m thinking about things that are free/very low cost that add value to my life.

I know we all got sick of making bread in 2020, but you can literally capture yeast FROM THE AIR FOR FREE which is pretty cool so…

www.goodhousekeeping.com/food-recipes...
A Step-By-Step Guide to Making Your Own Sourdough Starter
Envious of everyone's fresh sourdough they're posting on Instagram? Here's the recipe to get your own starter going.
www.goodhousekeeping.com
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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
That was a central plot point of Mass Effect. I’m expecting the Reapers to show up any day now.
It would be wrong of me to ask if this man trained his pet opossum to keep his head warm.

So I won’t. I just hope he remembers to feed and brush it soon, because it’s looking kinda scraggly.

(Really though, is any of the $40 billion set aside to fill the obviously critical shortage of stylists??)
Republicans have no money for SNAP to feed Americans, but when this guy needs $40 billion to bail him out before his election, that becomes Trump’s #2 priority after his ballroom.
A thought:

No donations. Period. No commercials. No rallies. No more campaigns. No mass mailings. Everybody gets to post one (1) webpage on a government run candidate website (non-monetized with ads or any other bullshit) explaining who they are and what they stand for and that’s all.
This is how our government has been corrupted:

1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians to office
2) Elected officials rewrite rules in the donors' favor
3) Donors make huge profit
4) Repeat

We must get big money out of politics.

It is the root of our dysfunction.
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They’re all great pictures, thanks for the smile!
Does this officer belong to you?

bsky.app/profile/iwil...
WTF 🤬

A police officer in Baltimore, Maryland, attempted to run over and kill a civilian who refused to answer their questions.
They probably told him th-t gilding everything in sight was not only t-cky but it also reve-led a person who w-s deeply insecure -bout his social status.

Anybody have problem- with the Bluesky app keyboard-rd randomly turning a’s into dashes? Just me?
Is it just me or does that guy resemble Heath Ledger’s Joker without the Joker makeup?
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🐥🔸️🧡 sending ya joy 🧡🔸️🐥

#Dogsky #Catsky #Funny 🐥
They’re afraid their neighbors might be talking badly about them in front of their faces in a language they don’t understand.🤷‍♀️

Or, he knows he can’t say “different color” on camera without looking overtly racist so he falls back to “different language” instead 🙄
I didn’t think Xitter had any rules about hateful conduct anymore.