Declan
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Declan
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Logging onto the be ignored simulator
big grocery making the tills cashless but keeping the trolley requiring a coin
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
my seat on the train regardless of what direction I’m goin in
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Aslan played Tullamore before and I was in between two house parties and had to pass the pub they were playing in a few times during the course of the night and every time I passed they were playing crazy world
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
crisps should NOT be poultry flavoured.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“Dr. Isaac Burke” sounds a ship’s science officer who suffers an acute bout of space madness and kills the entire crew.
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Pluribus is the best show going at the moment of people delivering food in silence.
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The movie Signs (2002), a Brazilian parent at a birthday party catches shaky low res footage of Enoch coming out of a bush at the end of an alleyway.
Enoch Burke spotted in "that alley where Batman's parents were shot" in between Abbey Street and Eden Quay.
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I do find it gas that seamus heaney and me step da used to be drinking buddies
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
we shouldn’t be teaching rocks how to think
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
RTÉ have 52! news correspondents
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
ya know a band will be good when their main photo on streaming platforms is like a candid shot of three strangers in the kitchen at a house party.
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
all those voice ChatGPT responses have a super pissy and patronising tone and the people using them don’t seem to notice.
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
wee cousin making me watch Death Note and its notttt bad.
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
am fond of singing or humming a tune while putting the bins out at night or whatever. just in case there’s a serial killer or some cryptid about to kill me. just to add to the atmosphere of it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
this should be the “property ladder”
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
dee dee you’re doon this. you’re goin the moon.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
why are all subscriptions plans like

1 shoe for €24.99 p/m
Or
every single pair of shoes in the shop for €95.99 p/m (billed annually)
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
was getting a 9G signal off this one the other day before it vanished
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
the iPhone is too customisable now. bring back no wallpapers.
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
when you’re watching video on instagram and it randomly decides to refresh the feed. great feature that.
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
pov: reading bluesky posts, south of glyfada.
October 30, 2025 at 10:03 AM
using AI for art is the modern (and worse) version of “did you trace tha” in art classes.
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
when anybody irl asks me what do I think of tommy robinson my go to response is “is that the fella that’s always crying on camera” usually winds them up. good craic.
Elon Musk: "It is time for the English to ally with the hard men, like Tommy Robinson, and fight for their survival or they shall surely all die" 29th October 2025. 2 million views in its first hour.
October 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM