J. MF Grant
@deadcoil.bsky.social
Cartoonist. Author. Survivalist. Gun nut. Religion geek. Bug nerd. Leftist. Doomer Elder. Goth Old Man.
If you're MAGA, please get fucked to death.
https://www.youtube.com/@urbansurvival2024
https://www.youtube.com/@new_elysium_homestead
If you're MAGA, please get fucked to death.
https://www.youtube.com/@urbansurvival2024
https://www.youtube.com/@new_elysium_homestead
Mankind once again flies too close to the goddamn sun.
I'm torn.
On the one hand, this really does taste quite a bit like Ramen.
On the other hand, did we really need a snack marketed to people who find Ramen to be too inconvenient to cook?
I'm torn.
On the one hand, this really does taste quite a bit like Ramen.
On the other hand, did we really need a snack marketed to people who find Ramen to be too inconvenient to cook?
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Mankind once again flies too close to the goddamn sun.
I'm torn.
On the one hand, this really does taste quite a bit like Ramen.
On the other hand, did we really need a snack marketed to people who find Ramen to be too inconvenient to cook?
I'm torn.
On the one hand, this really does taste quite a bit like Ramen.
On the other hand, did we really need a snack marketed to people who find Ramen to be too inconvenient to cook?
YOU TARDS BETTER LISSEN UP
Yes, the URL really does have a fucking emoji in it, Vishnu save us.
www.whitehouse.gov/videos/day-b...
Yes, the URL really does have a fucking emoji in it, Vishnu save us.
www.whitehouse.gov/videos/day-b...
Day by day, President Trump is Making America Affordable Again! 🇺🇸 💪
https://www.whitehouse.gov/videos/day-by-day-president-trump-is-making-america-affordable-again-🇺🇸-💪/
December 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
YOU TARDS BETTER LISSEN UP
Yes, the URL really does have a fucking emoji in it, Vishnu save us.
www.whitehouse.gov/videos/day-b...
Yes, the URL really does have a fucking emoji in it, Vishnu save us.
www.whitehouse.gov/videos/day-b...
Just an idea: Imagine, just imagine, if Mangione actually didn't do it?
Video shows Luigi Mangione said he didn't want to talk. Police kept asking questions
Before being read his rights, the suspect in the UnitedHealthcare CEO killing talked. Now his lawyers say those words could reshape the case.
www.npr.org
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Just an idea: Imagine, just imagine, if Mangione actually didn't do it?
PULL THE TRIGGER YOU FUCKING COWARD
YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU, SUN
I DARE YOU
I FUCKING TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU
YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU, SUN
I DARE YOU
I FUCKING TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU
Giant sunspot on par with the one that birthed the Carrington Event has appeared on the sun — and it's pointed right at Earth
A massive new sunspot complex, dubbed AR 4294-4296, has emerged on the sun and is facing directly at Earth. The dark patch is on par with the infamous sunspot that birthed the 1859 Carrington Event — ...
www.livescience.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
PULL THE TRIGGER YOU FUCKING COWARD
YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU, SUN
I DARE YOU
I FUCKING TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU
YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU, SUN
I DARE YOU
I FUCKING TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU
I've been telling people about this particular survival meal for AGES. You can also replace the lentils with dried peas or black beans.
$1 To Feed 4 People
YouTube video by City Prepping
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I've been telling people about this particular survival meal for AGES. You can also replace the lentils with dried peas or black beans.
Reminder: If someone is bitching about Fentanyl deaths, ask them how people are dying of fentanyl. Then thank them for finally giving a shit about our unhoused who are doing street smack.
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Reminder: If someone is bitching about Fentanyl deaths, ask them how people are dying of fentanyl. Then thank them for finally giving a shit about our unhoused who are doing street smack.
[sigh] I'm gonna watch Stranger Things and go to bed.
The White House now has an official enemies list for journalists, complete with a searchable database
Official government website now catalogs news stories it deems biased, naming specific reporters and outlets
boingboing.net
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
[sigh] I'm gonna watch Stranger Things and go to bed.
Oh shit.
May the odds be ever in their favor.
May the odds be ever in their favor.
Federal agents launch immigration crackdown in New Orleans
The Department of Homeland Security has launched a new immigration crackdown in New Orleans. A Homeland Security official says the operation that got underway Wednesday targets violent criminals.
apnews.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Oh shit.
May the odds be ever in their favor.
May the odds be ever in their favor.
"This is just like his Muslim ban!"
No. This is worse. This is a lot worse.
If he doesn't croak soon (a possibility I find more than likely), we are looking at a period of American Isolationism that will rival the Edo period of Japan.
No. This is worse. This is a lot worse.
If he doesn't croak soon (a possibility I find more than likely), we are looking at a period of American Isolationism that will rival the Edo period of Japan.
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"This is just like his Muslim ban!"
No. This is worse. This is a lot worse.
If he doesn't croak soon (a possibility I find more than likely), we are looking at a period of American Isolationism that will rival the Edo period of Japan.
No. This is worse. This is a lot worse.
If he doesn't croak soon (a possibility I find more than likely), we are looking at a period of American Isolationism that will rival the Edo period of Japan.
I remember back when I thought old people bitching about the way weather fucked with their bones was probably exaggeration or bullshit.
Hahahaha. Ha. Yeah...
Hahahaha. Ha. Yeah...
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I remember back when I thought old people bitching about the way weather fucked with their bones was probably exaggeration or bullshit.
Hahahaha. Ha. Yeah...
Hahahaha. Ha. Yeah...
Что за херня
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Что за херня
Just a note: If a doctor offers you a cognitive test, it's not because they think it will be funsies, and they have nothing better to do.
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Just a note: If a doctor offers you a cognitive test, it's not because they think it will be funsies, and they have nothing better to do.
Donald Trump could be visibly weeping blood from his orifices, with his hair and teeth falling out on camera, and this administration would release doctor notes saying Trump scored the best medical test results in all of history.
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Donald Trump could be visibly weeping blood from his orifices, with his hair and teeth falling out on camera, and this administration would release doctor notes saying Trump scored the best medical test results in all of history.
Fucking WILD to me that I was reading about the impending Automation Crisis in the USA as far back as 2009. Article after article over the years. We saw this coming in sharp focus, and yet it's STILL barreling along with zero attempts to mitigate it. They said it could happen in 2025. Welp.
December 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Fucking WILD to me that I was reading about the impending Automation Crisis in the USA as far back as 2009. Article after article over the years. We saw this coming in sharp focus, and yet it's STILL barreling along with zero attempts to mitigate it. They said it could happen in 2025. Welp.
Blog Post: Internet, Survival, and Wood.
YouTube video by New Elysium Homestead
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Will someone please use a stun gun and a choke chain to tell him that there is no such thing as lowering prices more than 100%?
Please? This stupidity actually hurts my brain.
Please? This stupidity actually hurts my brain.
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Will someone please use a stun gun and a choke chain to tell him that there is no such thing as lowering prices more than 100%?
Please? This stupidity actually hurts my brain.
Please? This stupidity actually hurts my brain.
At any other point in American history, before 2016, none of this would have been believable.
None of it.
No, I'm not talking about those of you who pay OnlyFans workers to smear pizza sauce on their feet. Not talking about "influencers" (or to them, ever).
This administration is unbelievable.
None of it.
No, I'm not talking about those of you who pay OnlyFans workers to smear pizza sauce on their feet. Not talking about "influencers" (or to them, ever).
This administration is unbelievable.
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
At any other point in American history, before 2016, none of this would have been believable.
None of it.
No, I'm not talking about those of you who pay OnlyFans workers to smear pizza sauce on their feet. Not talking about "influencers" (or to them, ever).
This administration is unbelievable.
None of it.
No, I'm not talking about those of you who pay OnlyFans workers to smear pizza sauce on their feet. Not talking about "influencers" (or to them, ever).
This administration is unbelievable.
4 day brine, now smoking over land-sourced applewood.
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
4 day brine, now smoking over land-sourced applewood.
Unpopular opinion: Yeah, I'm OK with DC turning into a fucked up domestic war zone, as long as the violence stays RIGHT THERE and drains the Trump fascist engine of resources trying to even keep the peace in his own backyard.
Deploy all of the NG and ICE there. Fuck it.
Deploy all of the NG and ICE there. Fuck it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Unpopular opinion: Yeah, I'm OK with DC turning into a fucked up domestic war zone, as long as the violence stays RIGHT THERE and drains the Trump fascist engine of resources trying to even keep the peace in his own backyard.
Deploy all of the NG and ICE there. Fuck it.
Deploy all of the NG and ICE there. Fuck it.