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@dcyote.bsky.social
Some dude who pretends to be a coyote on the Internet. Flyer of aircraft. Fighter of fires. Eater of burritos. Part time Shep.
Oh you had to play the Home Alone song. That one always gets me.

You see 20 years ago I came home from Iraq the first time. My mom sat at the airport for like 13 hours waiting for my delayed flight. I remember coming down the escalator and seeing her standing there, smiling.
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
"Let it Snow" always reminds me of Die Hard 2 and how all of those planes managed to land without smashing into one another and creating a catastrophe that would make Tenerife seem mild by comparison.
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
🎵I must stay conscious
Through the madness and chaos
So I call on my angels, they say

"Oh ye of so little faith, don't doubt it, don't doubt it
Victory is in your veins, you know it, you know it
And you will not negotiate, just fight it, just fight it
And be transformed"🎵
December 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Once again, someone's cat who "doesn't like strangers" has decided that I am worthy and flabbergasted their owner.
December 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
No Microsoft, I do not need your "AI assistant". As an ametuer writer, one of my customers/friends told me "If you can't be bothered to put effort into writing it, I can't be bothered to read it. I'd rather read your mistakes and errors because I know it came from you."
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The best dog trait is when herding breeds try to herd children. Nothing is funnier than a very confused toddler staring at you for answers as some well meaning Border collie tries to direct them to an absolutely arbitrary location.
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
It might be -9 degrees outside, but I'm sipping a mug of hot cider wrapped up in a blanket like a coyote burrito and all is right with the world.
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 AM
You develop an instant global consciousness... an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there international politics looks so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and say, “Look at that, you son of a bitch"
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It's not a true con until FD responds. Otherwise it's just a sparkling gathering of furries.
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Coyote
Mountain Lion
Bobcat
Moose
Javelina
Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Coyote
Beaver
Moose
Wapiti
Pine marten
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:

Coyote
Otter
Steller's Jay
Raven
Dragonfly
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Happy to be selected as “person I want to hang out with” by the cat.
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I love it when military movies depict details that the layperson wouldn't even notice but someone "who knows" would be like
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The differences in geography in the US are kind of amusing sometimes. Someone posts about seeing coyotes in my local FB group and the majority of posts are "OMG KILL THEM SO DANGEROUS"

Growing up in AZ, this was not an uncommon encounter, even at this distance.
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Read the preliminary NTSB report, and I just... I can't even come up with words to describe the sadness I feel. These guys did everything they could to keep her in the air until the very end. Godspeed, gentlemen. 🥃
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Hey @sterlinglion.bsky.social , happy freed-from-the-womb day!

🍰🍺
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Educating my fellow YouTube comment denizens on the intricacies of Arizona law and the mighty Saguaro Cactus. I have a life, I swear.
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Chat, does it make me a foamer if I can tell the whistle sounds from a regular CN manifest vs. Amtrak's Blue Water? 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It's sort of amusing telling people not from the area about the Great Lakes. They're always shocked to learn that the lakes have killed thousands of people and claimed hundreds of ships because they're more like tiny freshwater oceans.

Anyhoo. Fair winds and following seas, gents. 🍺
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Average person watching 'Crimson Tide': Oh, a neat submarine movie.

Me watching Crimson Tide: The Navy has between two and however many Ohio Class subs we have in the fleet on patrol at any given time. Why recall the crew of The Alabama for an emergency mission when you could just task one of them?
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I heard a terrible sound, as if hundreds of DoT officers cried out
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Now there’s something you don’t see every day.

I mean unless you’re on a carrier I guess.
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
www.youtube.com/shorts/u2ZqF...

My dad, describing what it was like flying OH-6's in Laos and Cambodia
Close air support in style😮‍💨💥 #armareforger #arma3 #armapilot
YouTube video by SuperSilva_
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
SOME PEOPLE have insinuated that I “Decorate like a TGI Fridays.”

What do you think chat?
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Heheh
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM