Dave
davethedemented.bsky.social
Dave
@davethedemented.bsky.social
Compulsive reader, Gay, Witch,Crystal Hoarder, Gamer, Chocoholic, Caffeine addict. Probably procrastinating about something.
The joiner was indeed very cute.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Waiting on a joiner, let's see if we get one of the cute ones.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Hospital, books me in for a 10:45 appointment. Also Hospital, "Shit we forgot it takes three hours for his 8 am meds to do their thing." So now im kicking my heels for another 15 minutes.
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Ok, getting up to face the world is not the vibe. I got the Iceland delivery put away, I phoned the Doctors back to see what they wanted. Im going back to bed with a cat to cuddle.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Ahh, Witchy drama. Again. Sometimes, I swear its like cats. They meet, size each other up, and eventually pounce on each other.
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Ok, I need another 2 coffees to pull myself together for the study group tonight. Awkward conversations, discussions about future progress and logistical stuff, yay....
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The man in the Londis knows how to keep me coming back, hes always got Nag Champa in stock.
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I really need to pay more attention to jars lurking in the back of my altar, I spent an hour making a new batch of protection powder and messing my wrist up with the mortar and pestle, and then found a jar of black salt I forgot I had. Oh well, im well stocked at least.
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
If i ever see the bastard that decided to use a plastic push fitting on that pipe in the bathroom that just burst and had me holding it in place till the poor emergency plumber got here i will use them as a fucking pinata!
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I love that someone's worst attack on me was that im my High Priestess's attack dog. Aww, bless you for thinking she needs the help. Anyway, you call it being an attack dog, I call it earned loyalty.
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Yeah, this isn't particularly helpful. I have like four different things this could be.
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"Ye may not be a Witch alone." I wonder exactly how Gerald's mind would be blown if he could see all the permutations and expansions of Witchcraft that are around today. Not to mention the availability of tools. I think he'd have to go for a lie down after five minutes on etsy.
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The mark of approval in this house for any quartz point is if Dax will let me brush him with them. I've only had two that didn't pass his rigorous standards.
November 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Ahh Witchy drama, where the person stirring things up pulls the victim card when they realise that, "Oops, yes i was the asshole here.". I swear im going to take up drinking.
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Urgh, I am reminded why it's so much easier to be a Solitatry witch. I dont have to argue over the symbolism of initiatory rites, dissect them, and explain them to people with no idea beyond the obvious, observable aspects.
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Who needs a man when you have a weighted blanket lol.
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
So, not only did my study group decide to schedule another event on Samhain, without asking if me or our High Priestess would like to get in on it in the planning stages. They cancelled tomorrow night's planned ritual in favour of preparing for it.
October 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The cheeky of some dl men. "If I come around and let you blow me, will you pay me for my time." Excuse me? Whomst dost thou think thou art? You want me to get you off and pay you? Bitch you're about two steps away from an impotence hex.
October 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I may have made a digital version of myself in Elder Scrolls Online to annoy certain people. It was a shame to not take advantage of double exp for the Witches Fesstival, so why not.
October 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
New wand. Eucalyptus and fallow deer bone, with some nicep pyrography on it. Bought it from my friends @geminiaspect.bsky.social , lovely work as always boys.
October 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I wonder how annoyed the council would be if I painted glow in the dark runes on my doorsteps. I mean strontium aluminium is pretty available and it would be fun to freak people out.
October 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Well, i know im going to be getting something really good at SPF conference on Saturday, @geminiaspect.bsky.social has a wand, and it will be mine!
October 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You know that saying that you can't sleep because someone is dreaming about you? One day im gonna bust that motherfuckers kneecaps in, I WILL find you goddammit.
October 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I found my copy of Gay Witchcraft, time to relocate the cat just a little so I can read a chapter or two before bed.
October 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Every time Dax decides it would be a good idea to bite me because 8 went one micron outside his pettable bits I can see him realising how badly hes fucked up. Because I will lick him between the eyes and watch as he glares at me in disgust at my human germs. We're a good match for pettiness.
October 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM