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Dave Hooper
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Live: Naarm 🇦🇺 Work: @dimmies.direct Vote: Left. Collect: Sneakers. Love: Dimmies. Drink: Bourbon. F1: McLaren. Swear: Lots. Block: Dickheads. #SupportLiveMusic #GoPies

Day 425 of not smoking thanks to vapes (updated most days)

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I maintain these feeds which may be of interest to some of you.

Australian Music Feed: bsky.app/profile/did:...

US Politics Feed: bsky.app/profile/did:...

Naarm Melbourne Feed: bsky.app/profile/did:...

If you’re interested in contributing to these feeds in any way please let me know
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@davehooper.com has swears! They've used 971 profanities in their last 12,802 posts.

🥇 "shit" (210 times)
🥈 "fuck" (117 times)
🥉 "bloody" (70 times)
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The team has been besotted with power steering issues.

My friend, the word you’re seeking is beset.
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Great win Oscar! Keep fighting! #F1
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Draw me like one of your French girls
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I'm making a list of "media words", ie things you will see written in the media and rarely elsewhere. Think words like "embattled" or "colourful identity" as examples. Help me out Bluesky peeps.

btw I am doing this in order to amuse myself, there is no greater purpose here.
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Daughter has a new car now. This one is comprehensively insured 😉
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Super productive set of meetings today. A new supplier has agreed to come on board, and we’re in discussions with another one, and they are making all the right noises! More on this soon.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Our first deliveries went out today! Hoping that everyone who ordered enjoys them immensely!
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Our loquat tree is going off! Better use some of these before the birds work out what’s happening.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 AM
This account has been taken over and will only be posting feline related content now. Sorry if this offends. Signed: Smol Kitty
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Stare bear
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Fark!
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Bagging up some Moon Palace for delivery this week!
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Surprise pop up in Melbourne with Ian Moss and Kate Ceberano. 1:30pm at City Square. Free tickets available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/always-liv...

@jane13barnes.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Not sure any other sporting front page is ever gonna match this one #Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My son is on the way back from Sydney. Ready to take over kitty minding duties.
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Not many people know this, but before The Cure came along there was another band Prevention and they were considered better.
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Shit effort poms. Yay Aussies. #Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Just heard my first cicada for the season. It’s a sign!
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Head makes a century off 69 balls😳😂😂🏏Ian
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Does that chick in the Bunnings add tell the Pommie bloke to fuck off? Towards the end of the ad he says the Aussies occasionally win and I reckon she says “Occasionally? Fuck off!” Surely not.
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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I had to find out how cute this was. Turns out: incredibly cute and I needed to know this. I put some time into these alt-tags
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM