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DaveB.

@davebennett.bsky.social

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I’m on that other site too. (Elon sucks) Sorry, but if you post nothing but political stuff, I’m not gonna follow back. ✌️ #MLB #NHL #AtlantaBraves #NashvillePredators

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DaveB. @davebennett.bsky.social · 1h

On the next episode of TLC’s new show Dangerously Obese…

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🔵 Blue Man in Red OK 💙 @bluemaninredok.bsky.social · 7h

Is EVERYONE EXCITED about the
“Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom and Massage Parlor?”

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Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.online · 5h

Elon Musk couldn’t figure out how to make a pop tart without hurting himself

jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 5h

one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it

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DaveB. @davebennett.bsky.social · 13h

Not so #RandomTelevisionGif
I just recently watched the first 2 episodes of #TheChairCompany

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DaveB. @davebennett.bsky.social · 16h

🤣 “When 900 years old, you reach…look as good, you will not.”

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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 18h

Dan Rather not, he is.

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DaveB. @davebennett.bsky.social · 22h

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DaveB. @davebennett.bsky.social · 23h

Putting my cooling bedsheets on the bed when the overnight lows are getting down into the upper 40s

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DaveB. @davebennett.bsky.social · 1d

#RandomMovieGif
"Look Out Man!"

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DaveB. @davebennett.bsky.social · 1d

“Oh, you’re a fan of a bad hockey team? Hey, we have something in common…I’m a Nashville Predators fan…”

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DaveB. @davebennett.bsky.social · 1d

TFW you really want to talk to someone but you have no rizz

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DaveB. @davebennett.bsky.social · 2d

#RandomTelevisionGif

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DaveB. @davebennett.bsky.social · 2d

Just had dinner with the parents. The bread was burnt, my father had one of his “outbursts”, my mother was upset. It was kind of like that SNL Will Ferrell dinner table sketch. (awkward silence) I DRIVE A TOYOTA VENZA!!! 😑