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CJ
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Your favorite retired nerd that loves whiskey, dogs, rpgs, and cooking
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This is insanely illegal
BREAKING

President Trump is demanding that the DOJ pay him about $230 million in compensation for the federal investigations into him.

Any settlement will ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit.

Full Story: nyti.ms/3WNm2sv
Y’all are whilin……all of you!!! Why are y’all talking about knocking down zombies
Rutgers doesn’t even have a headboard anymore the way Oregon got them looking
That was a whirlwind
???????
I dated a woman who was engaged and she sent me this song as a "goodbye". She didn't know how Scorpios roll so she was shocked when I said "cool" and absolutely stopped calling her.

We ended up having a kid together after she broke it off with him and then cheated on me with him. Good times!
"This has got to be the saddest day of my life."

He's talking about ending an affair & going back to his wife😬
Personality wise yes
Booster Gold deserves 95% of the slander he gets
Batman will just occasionally tell the Justice League that he’s run dozens of thousands of simulations on how to destroy each and every one of them should they go rogue or get mind controlled & try to destroy Earth just because he can’t stand that he has to work with people like Booster Gold.
You are hilarious
Lmfaoooooo
It's women telling me I'm beautiful and trying to holla. WHERE ARE THE NIGGAS?!?!
No hands by waka came out the year I graduated

Buy you a drink went platinum on my campus
What song was popping back when you was in college? (Trying to see something)
Lmfaooooo this is insane
No idea why this was posted in “millenials” or why it is still up but.. werq.

The best way forward is to divorce her and if I were him I would filed a Marital Fraud claim and have her ass deported. 🤷🏽‍♂️✌🏾
Pancreatic cancer is one of the hardest cancers to catch early simply due to the early symptoms being so common that a host of other diseases could be at fault
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somebody on here said we need to put Death on a PIP….im inclined to agree.

what kinda roll the dice ass roulette are we playing Big Grim?????
Aye man he knew the needs
Jaheim made a song saying “Just in case he gets killed while he goes out with his friends that his lady should give him some 🐱”…. It was on the Billboard Charts
Man I had a shawty ask me about getting her hvac fixed and I just deleted her number….that was our first convo
By next year my jersey will be hung in the rafters….
Because I remember what that feeling was and I need it
Question : Dating can be trash but why do you keep trying for love??? (If you not trying don’t answer)
Y’all horny????
I taught someone how to do it last weekend and she was in her mid thirties
Did yall used to Jerk ? ( BE HONEST👀)
Yabba Dabba Doo
What’s the best drink you’ve ever had?