CJ
@datguycj.bsky.social
Your favorite retired nerd that loves whiskey, dogs, rpgs, and cooking
My whole crew graduated as doctors in 2017
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My whole crew graduated as doctors in 2017
Shoutout to every woman in my life lol
A woman will look directly at you… knowing she got plenty good money in her pocket
And
Still take yours
And
Still take yours
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Shoutout to every woman in my life lol
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CAUSE WHEN MY COKE COME IN
THEY GOTTA USE THE SCALE THAT THEY WEIGH THE WHALES WITH
THEY GOTTA USE THE SCALE THAT THEY WEIGH THE WHALES WITH
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
CAUSE WHEN MY COKE COME IN
THEY GOTTA USE THE SCALE THAT THEY WEIGH THE WHALES WITH
THEY GOTTA USE THE SCALE THAT THEY WEIGH THE WHALES WITH
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“Has become”
The US Government has become a criminal organization
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
“Has become”
A couple short term flings/entanglements
Quite a few lessons and a bit of wasted time
Vacation flings and a spin the block.
All in all, a very interesting year
Quite a few lessons and a bit of wasted time
Vacation flings and a spin the block.
All in all, a very interesting year
Dating wrapped 2025?🙏🏿💀
Let’s have it…
Let’s have it…
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A couple short term flings/entanglements
Quite a few lessons and a bit of wasted time
Vacation flings and a spin the block.
All in all, a very interesting year
Quite a few lessons and a bit of wasted time
Vacation flings and a spin the block.
All in all, a very interesting year
Lmfaooo
I played COD ONLY ONCE … somebody told me they could “hear the EBT” in my voice
And I politely uninstalled that bitch.
And I politely uninstalled that bitch.
a man in a yellow jacket is saying i don 't have to take this .
ALT: a man in a yellow jacket is saying i don 't have to take this .
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December 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Lmfaooo
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The body is still warm 😭
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The body is still warm 😭
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We should have known that Diddy wasn’t right back when Biggie said “please don’t shoot up the place” and ya boy said “why?” Nigga…we are in here. Are you okay???
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
We should have known that Diddy wasn’t right back when Biggie said “please don’t shoot up the place” and ya boy said “why?” Nigga…we are in here. Are you okay???
That kicker played with house money
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
That kicker played with house money
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Oh the Kicker pissed down his leg.
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Oh the Kicker pissed down his leg.
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RIP to the legend Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
a black and white photo of a man pointing with the words your soul is mine below him
ALT: a black and white photo of a man pointing with the words your soul is mine below him
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December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
RIP to the legend Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
I got to play allure and tap song cry in celebration for today
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I got to play allure and tap song cry in celebration for today
This went double platinum in my dorm room
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This went double platinum in my dorm room
3 and a possible
How many trips y’all got planned for next year? I’m thinking of four for now. Cancun, Jamaica, Houston and Chicago. I want to do some road trips too. It’ll have to be four hours or less though. I hate driving 😩
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
3 and a possible
Ooh I almost swung on you
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Ooh I almost swung on you
Honesty box and juicycampus had ppl acting out of control
NGLs, honestly boxes, and whatever the next iteration may be have never really been it for me. If you want to fuck or fight, you gonna have to say it to me like you grown.
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Honesty box and juicycampus had ppl acting out of control
Lord almighty
Buffie The Body still beautiful a decade and some change later…… Black women really undefeated
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Lord almighty
Caught stealing was a good movie to stream
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Caught stealing was a good movie to stream
Dawg you are starting a bit early
He didn’t even ask you what you want for Christmas and it’s 24 days away…. You deserve better than that
Llcool J Legendary Carlmax GIF
ALT: Llcool J Legendary Carlmax GIF
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December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Dawg you are starting a bit early
I know the way a nigga livin' was wack
But you don't get a nigga back like that
Bars forever
But you don't get a nigga back like that
Bars forever
Bey needs to thump that man on the forehead everyday for “Song Cry”
He was just flirting he’s gonna get right back
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I know the way a nigga livin' was wack
But you don't get a nigga back like that
Bars forever
But you don't get a nigga back like that
Bars forever
A good amount of the rest are lying
About 26% of Americans say they spend more than they earn.
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
A good amount of the rest are lying
????
Men - do yall really be sucking on your woman’s panties? 👀
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
????
What a jump scare
Michael and Susan Dell pledge $6.25 billion to help fund "Trump Accounts," a program aimed at building savings for millions of American kids https://cnn.it/3MAANgr
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
What a jump scare
That’s insane
I just remembered that somebody had their ass removed by author in that thread last night and chuckled to myself
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
That’s insane