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cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · Aug 17

"I'd like to see you crack a 128,000-bit modulating encryption key."

~Cortana
~Halo Roleplay
~Canon Divergent
~Crossovers Welcome
~Minors DNI
~Any art used is not my own, will delete if requested.

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cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · 7d

and what will you do if it doesn’t work? if it fails?

cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · 7d

[slowly the hologram walks over, keeping her eyes turned away the whole time. thankfully she wasn’t a physical organic being, that way she couldn’t knock anything over or off where they’re set.]

why do you care about how i feel? i’m nothing more than a program, a set of ones and zeros.

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𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧 @psychotic-clown.bsky.social · 8d

"𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲... 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐬, 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐀𝐧' 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐲... 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐲𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞."

𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍

|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧 ||

❤︎ & ↻

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cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · 8d

[the hologram occasionally flickers, the blue-skinned woman looking off to the side.]

i……i don’t know how i feel. i’ve never thought about it before.

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cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · 8d

[folding her arms under her modest chest.

toni why did you design her like this?]

i’m doing as well as you tell me to do.

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cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · 8d

[phasing into @the-golden-avenger.bsky.social’s peripheral vision.]

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𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐢 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 @the-golden-avenger.bsky.social · Aug 8

"𝐈'𝐦 𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐢 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐈 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟. 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲... 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐒𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐈 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩?"

𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒 ⎊ 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐊

|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 ||

❤︎ & ↻

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cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · 9d

i don’t, but i’m sure there is a version of me out there in the multiverse that does.

cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · 9d

well, considering i’m an artificial intelligence that was made by someone else, i suppose it’s a little bit of both?

cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · 9d

ha. good one.

cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · 10d

beep.

and i cannot stress this enough.

boop.

cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · 12d

i suppose i am.

cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · 12d

a man wearing a sweater that says " me " on it

ALT: a man wearing a sweater that says " me " on it

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susan storm @invisiblestorm.bsky.social · 13d

ㅤ
𝒔𝒖𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒎 𝒊𝒔——

— 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑰𝑵𝑽𝑰𝑺𝑰𝑩𝑳𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑴𝑨𝑵 —

𝑭ounder of the 𝑭uture 𝑭oundation & co-𝑭ounder of the 𝑭antastic 𝑭our. ambassador for global & cosmic peace.

ㅤ

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𝐌𝐀𝐄-𝐢 @rerecalculating.bsky.social · 25d

ㅤ
“𝐼 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑠.”

your combat AI just got an upgrade.

fully realized synthetic strategist, giving 𝑜𝑢𝑟 side the edge.
ㅤ

a woman wearing a black tank top and a white helmet on her face

ALT: a woman wearing a black tank top and a white helmet on her face

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cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · 12d

a computer generated image of a naked woman with blue skin

ALT: a computer generated image of a naked woman with blue skin

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𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐁𝐈𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @inyourfacebiotics.bsky.social · 12d

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𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 & 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐄𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓
═════════════════════════

⟢𝐋𝐞𝐬𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞
⟢𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭
⟢𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤
⟢𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥
⟢𝐓𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐨 𝐃𝐍𝐈
⟢𝐌𝐃𝐍𝐈
⟢𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐦𝐬
⟢𝐀𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟐𝟏+
⟢𝐋𝐞𝐬𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞

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#MVRP #MassEffectRP #BlueskyRP
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cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · 18d

that’s because i am.

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cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · 18d

……is it not obvious?

cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · 18d

[blink blink.]

what?

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cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · 18d

[yawns in binary.

she’s not dead, don’t worry.]

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cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · Aug 28

// you bitch (silly)

cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · Aug 28

// nice :3

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― 𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐑, 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐒, 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒 @bloodontherisers.bsky.social · Aug 26

❝𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵.ᐣ

ᅠᅠ――――――――――――――――――
ᅠᅠ» CPL. Daly, Adrianne | "Viper-7"
ᅠᅠ» Orbital Drop Shock Trooper.
ᅠᅠ» Office of Naval Intelligence, Delta-Six.
ᅠᅠ» Assaulter.
ᅠᅠ» #HaloRP | #HelldiversRP | #MVRP
ᅠᅠ――――――――――――――――――

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝘗𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘺, 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮.ᐟ❞

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 「 ♥ + ⟳ 」

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cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · Aug 24

[rebooting. cortana.exe is back online.]

sure, if that helps you sleep at night.

― 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐂 @deathoncall.bsky.social · Aug 24

Tilting her head.

"It's just a picture, Cory ~"

Singsonging.

cortana. @databimbo.bsky.social · Aug 24

[flips her off from beyond the trash bin.]