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Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · 4d

Who would win in a fight? Landman or Roofman (I’ve seen neither)

Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · 7d

Good to know (I’ll put it on while I work).

Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · 7d

I did notice Ernie in one of the montages.

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Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · 7d

One thing I learned in the new John Candy doc (which is great) is that he didn’t have a left kneecap his whole adult life like whaaaat

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Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · 16d

Going to show up to an ICE protest and blast nothing but Wesley Willis songs. Rock on, Chicago.

Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · 26d

I’m so looking forward to Jeremy Strong’s take on him. This is exactly something Kendall Roy would do.

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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 29d

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

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Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · Sep 23

Whenever I see a Trumper with a dog in their profile pic I think, “You don’t deserve that.”

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Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · Sep 20

Every day I feel I’m closer to becoming Saw Gerrera.

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Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · Sep 18

Sure is embarrassing what people will do for a bloated 79-year-old pedophile.

Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · Sep 11

It’s not getting as much attention but please remember Jerry Seinfeld also sucks.

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Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · Sep 10

Thinking of heading down into the sewers to join Bane.

Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · Aug 15

You’re welcome.

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🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying) @josie.zone · Aug 14

Whenever a pundit writes in elaborate terms about about the "Dictator Playbook," all I can think is, "Oh, you mean the petty psychological characteristics of an abusive father?"

Brian Box Brown @boxbrown.bsky.social · Aug 14

how much of the "classic moves of authoritarian dictators" are just the natural instincts of violent narcissists. Like just the m.o. of a specific type of criminal not done because they're copying someone else or know all the right moves.

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Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · Jul 26

Jesus even his penmanship is the same as my dad’s.

(My dad was the same person as Trump. The similarities are so eerie I’m beginning to think they were part of some horrible cloning experiment.)

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · Jul 25

BREAKING via NYT: The Times found another admiring note Donald Trump wrote to Jeffrey Epstein.

“To Jeff — You are the greatest!” reads an inscription in a copy of Mr. Trump’s book “Trump: The Art of the Comeback” that belonged to Mr. Epstein. (link in reply)

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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · Jul 18

"The president has chronic vascular disease that will probably kill him. Also, we have proof he's a pedophile. His administration is still politically powerful enough to cancel a comedian's TV show." --today's cumulative news

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Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · Jul 15

Why be an ICE agent when you can work Ross loss prevention.

Or literally anything else.

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Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · Jul 4

Welp, time to build a working lightsaber.

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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · Jun 30

Imagining Huell Howser stopping an ICE raid by just walking up and extending his hand and saying, "Well hello boys, what brings y'all out to historic Boyle Heights today?"

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Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · Jun 28

My takeaway from the NYT 100 films thing is I need to rewatch Michael Clayton.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · May 29

Nathan Fielder is on CNN prefacing all his comments with “as a pilot…”

Nathan Fielder being interviewed by Wolf Blitzer

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Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · May 20

Young Tom Hardy.

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Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · May 9

Actually there’s already been an American Pope.

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Darrin Bird @darrinbird.bsky.social · Apr 24

Andor is great so far, but it could use some Bor Gullet.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · Apr 13

there is simply no amount of child death that will move RFK to change his mind because he is a predatory narcissist who cares less about health than the gratification of his own ego

LizW @cave-malum.bsky.social · Apr 13

Astonishing RFK Jr interview with NBC. At 23.30 he claims pharmaceuticals are the 3rd leading cause of death in the US [wtf]. He discloses the name & medical history of the 2nd child to die of measles, implies she wasn't healthy & argues about her cause of death. @gorskon.bsky.social

Key takeaways from RFK Jr.'s interview on measles vaccine, food dyes, weight loss drugs and more

Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke with CBS News in an exclusive interview. Here are some highlights.

www.cbsnews.com

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