darlojo.bsky.social
@darlojo.bsky.social
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BREAKING: Bambie Thug says they're delighted Ireland is out of Eurovision 2026. "At least we don't have to sit through that Late Late Show utter shite" they told us exclusively. #Eurovision
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Spotify added six years onto my age. Time to move to Apple Music 😂
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I would like to go back to bed xox
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Ffs, just heard a bit of ‘Last Christmas’ on the background of an Insta reel. I don’t even normally have sound on, but I’d just watched a video of a cute dog doing big sniffs. Worst result on #Whamageddon ever XD
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
*exists*

‘Actually, you’re doing it wrong’
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Could tell the winner from the start XD I mean, they’re good, but the production was so obvious…
This series of #DragRaceUK feels like the most rigged yet - the lip sync decisions are really something 🧐
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Watching the #DragRaceUK final, and wondering how Paige Three’s dance skills outshone everyone in the group song, despite her not even being a finalist 😅 Time for a UK vs the World slot!
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I think DPD are even worse than Evri.
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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If that Sky Sports Halo TikTok account is still up by next week, I'll be amazed. How on earth they thought that was a good idea in 2025 is staggering. It's barely believable it's even real to be honest. Stop degrading women who work in or watch sports. It's beyond pathetic.
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I for one am glad - I can finally understand football if they use pink fonts and talk about matcha 🤦‍♀️
So this just happened in the big 2025...

🙄🙄
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Just saw two men walk through the train carriage wearing ‘Safer Travel
Officer’ vests. A sober reminder of things going on recently 😬
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I miss knitwear. It barely gets worn in winters nowadays www.bbc.co.uk/weather/arti...
UK weather: after warmest ever Bonfire Night when with UK temperatures drop?
After the UK's warmest ever Bonfire Night, Helen Willetts looks at how long the mild November weather will last.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This series of #DragRaceUK feels like the most rigged yet - the lip sync decisions are really something 🧐
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Duck also gets excluded from things while having a really bad patch in their mental health. Duck is thankful for seemingly-ever-shrinking circle of close ducks www.youtube.com/shorts/-0N86...
Rejection sensitivity (explained by ducks)
YouTube video by diplomaduck
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
How do you explain to your doggo that tea time is now an hour later? 😭
October 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
thatsnotmyname.mp3
October 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Cool. How do I disable it?
October 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Randomly encountered a @stanchow.bsky.social exhibition in Stockport! www.stockrm.org/stan-chow-pr...
October 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Sounds like a civilisation I’d like to join…
October 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Spending an increasing amount of time battling dust from the neighbouring construction site. Life’s too short to obsess over cleaning, but my sensitive respiratory system can’t stand the house smelling like bricks and tarmac 🤮
Can someone invent a robot duster to go along with the vacuum, please? 😅
September 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Why do o2 feel the need to text me in the style of a psychopath?
September 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Neurospicy hack: Catch up on important presentations by watching at 1.5 speed, to save time *and* match your brain’s thinking speed 😅
September 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM