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Thee SADdest Bitch
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Trying to grow without hating the process. Worth my weight in gold. #DMVtoATL
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These first few posts are an all about me. We’ll start with the obligatory face card pics. #AddToBlackSky
My husband and I had zero discussion about what we (and Santa) were getting our kid, but we got perfectly complementary gifts. That’s how I know we’re on the same wavelength. I love us for real.
December 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
European sites are so respectful. They default to asking you if you would like to opt out of sharing information instead of making you find the opt out like American sites.
December 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We just need a side internet for normies who like to research like it’s 2009. They’re gonna make us pay to not have ai though like ad-free is now.
December 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Ok so I just got through the first episode of The Beast in Me. I don’t think I can finish. Claire Danes was on my last nerve two minutes in for being nasty. If raw sewage in your house doesn’t motivate you to do your job for money, nothing will.
December 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The person who rebuilds the internet back to what it was in 2013 will win.
December 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The problem with having another child eight years later is…I don’t remember what I kept and what I gave away. And this one is the opposite sex, so I only can use 10% of the clothes I saved. My husband is gonna be so tired of climbing up in that attic.
December 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Doesn’t it all make sense now? The prophet James Cameron.
I just realized that the Tr*mp administration is going to greenlight SkyNet.
December 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I wish everyone would skip watching that fight tonight and just watch the finish on SM as God intended. They need to be stopped and the only way to do so is to stop giving them views.
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I just realized ain’t shit been funny to me lately. This is as my first true laughing fit in a week.
Wait for it…‼️‼️‼️
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
They HATE having a real job.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 6d
Bongino's tenure was at times tumultuous, including a clash with Justice Department leadership over the Epstein files. But it also involved the arrest of a suspect in the Jan. 6 pipe bomber case. n.pr/49559zt
FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino says he will step down in January
Bongino's tenure was at times tumultuous, including a clash with Justice Department leadership over the Epstein files. But it also involved the arrest of a suspect in the Jan. 6 pipe bomber case.
n.pr
December 18, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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Before there was Facebook, there was BlackPlanet. Before there was MySpace, there was BlackPlanet. And I had a BlackPlanet page. ✊🏾
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I am miserable. I hate this time of year. 0 stars.
December 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Reminder: spend your FSA funds in the next two weeks.
December 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This is the post. Because there’s no other plausible explanation.
It is almost the end of open enrollment and he looked at how expensive COBRA is and decided choices had to be made
Quarterback
Quarter front
Quarter side
December 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My husband is mounting a tv from the ceiling for me for Xmas simply because I said it in passing six months ago. Had to get in the attic and make a new outlet and everything. I really married Bob the Builder. I’m aroused.
December 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My biggest social media pet peeve is when people make food and then attempt to show it off on paper plates. Talking bout, “I threw down!” on a $0.00002 plate. Only a few people ate. You can wash them plates with the other pots and pans. Or get a real plate for at least the pic.
December 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
One more week of work this year. Thank you, Lord.
December 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
My breasts have grown two sizes. My husband is in heaven.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
My hair washing movie just dropped.
‘WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY’ is now streaming on Netflix.

Read our review: bit.ly/KnivesDF
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
And had a ball too. And what about it?
Some people were in the club when Young Jeezy came out. Wow
December 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Waiting to watch the Combs documentary until I get back home for Christmas and we can all watch it together. It is a family series, right?
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I hate when a person says who we all should hate without directly sharing why. I need facts and examples or shut up.
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Why don’t people talk about how shitty and crime-ridden Miami is? Run by the GOP and it literally has a rated M for mature game based on it. I had no idea…
Eileen Higgins is elected as Miami's first Democratic mayor in over 30 years.
December 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I would be an interior painter. It’s relaxing to me if I’m able to work alone.
Double aside: which trade would you align with if you didn't have a cushy tech job is a great question!

Electrician/networking is too obvious so I disallow that.

I'd either do drywall or framing.

Roofing is out. Not because of fall risk, but because it is so hot up there! Did once. Never again.🙅🏿‍♂️
December 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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is kaep still black balled? 🤣
NEWS: The Colts and Philip Rivers have agreed to a contract after he worked out Monday night, per source. The 44-year-old is back on the Indy practice squad, five seasons after his last NFL action.
December 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM