Dan Schwab
@danschwab.bsky.social
Blue AF for years.
Let's get started (again).
No DMs please,
except from Desi Lydic.
And even then, Desi... Keep it casual.
Let's get started (again).
No DMs please,
except from Desi Lydic.
And even then, Desi... Keep it casual.
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Dan Schwab
@danschwab.bsky.social
· Sep 10
I know this sounds insane, but I’ve got this letter I found years ago. It's a letter Jeffrey Epstein sent to Trump FROM PRISON.
Crazy, right? Don’t ask how I got it. It’s amazing what you stumble across in a New Jersey landfill when you’re trying to hide evidence of your own. Anyway…
Crazy, right? Don’t ask how I got it. It’s amazing what you stumble across in a New Jersey landfill when you’re trying to hide evidence of your own. Anyway…
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"There's more than one way to skin a cat."
(~excerpt from RFK's new dietary guideline update)
(~excerpt from RFK's new dietary guideline update)
October 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"There's more than one way to skin a cat."
(~excerpt from RFK's new dietary guideline update)
(~excerpt from RFK's new dietary guideline update)
I know I tell you guys I give blood for the greater good of humanity.
But, truthfully... it's to keep Brendyn satiated and calm. For Brendyn is our true master.
Hail, Brendyn the Devourer of Realms.
But, truthfully... it's to keep Brendyn satiated and calm. For Brendyn is our true master.
Hail, Brendyn the Devourer of Realms.
October 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I know I tell you guys I give blood for the greater good of humanity.
But, truthfully... it's to keep Brendyn satiated and calm. For Brendyn is our true master.
Hail, Brendyn the Devourer of Realms.
But, truthfully... it's to keep Brendyn satiated and calm. For Brendyn is our true master.
Hail, Brendyn the Devourer of Realms.
With his height and his father's evil genes, Barron is going to grow up to be an excellent Slenderman.
October 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
With his height and his father's evil genes, Barron is going to grow up to be an excellent Slenderman.
I mean... yeah, I suppose.
October 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I mean... yeah, I suppose.
I am the pumpkinest spice.
October 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I am the pumpkinest spice.
SPEAKER JOHNSON: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
SEAN HANNITY: The baby looked at you, eh? *nods*
SEAN HANNITY: The baby looked at you, eh? *nods*
October 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
SPEAKER JOHNSON: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
SEAN HANNITY: The baby looked at you, eh? *nods*
SEAN HANNITY: The baby looked at you, eh? *nods*
Don't take any biz from Boston, Donny Neckvajayjay... You're going to suffer the wrath of the Dropkick Murphys.
Trump threatens removal of World Cup games from Boston, Olympics from LA
Blaming Boston street takeovers and LA wildfires, the US president said both global sporting events could be moved for supposed safety reasons
www.theguardian.com
October 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Don't take any biz from Boston, Donny Neckvajayjay... You're going to suffer the wrath of the Dropkick Murphys.
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Say his name.
#SilverioVillegasGonzalez
How do you tell the innocent children that their only father will never come home?
#USDemocracy
#SilverioVillegasGonzalez
How do you tell the innocent children that their only father will never come home?
#USDemocracy
October 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Say his name.
#SilverioVillegasGonzalez
How do you tell the innocent children that their only father will never come home?
#USDemocracy
#SilverioVillegasGonzalez
How do you tell the innocent children that their only father will never come home?
#USDemocracy
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9-yr-old Ukrainian Sasha Paskal has won gold&bronze medals at the All-Ukrainian Rhythmic Gymnastics Competition "Black Sea Cup"
In the summer of 2022she was seriously injured by a Russian strike and underwent a leg amputation
Sasha didn’t give up.She went through rehabilitation
📹bokareva.solovey.m
In the summer of 2022she was seriously injured by a Russian strike and underwent a leg amputation
Sasha didn’t give up.She went through rehabilitation
📹bokareva.solovey.m
October 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
9-yr-old Ukrainian Sasha Paskal has won gold&bronze medals at the All-Ukrainian Rhythmic Gymnastics Competition "Black Sea Cup"
In the summer of 2022she was seriously injured by a Russian strike and underwent a leg amputation
Sasha didn’t give up.She went through rehabilitation
📹bokareva.solovey.m
In the summer of 2022she was seriously injured by a Russian strike and underwent a leg amputation
Sasha didn’t give up.She went through rehabilitation
📹bokareva.solovey.m
I wish I knew who drew this...
October 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I wish I knew who drew this...
My aunt managed the local McDonalds in 1985, so I used these to barter for high-grade Halloween candy from friends.
No amount of Smarties are gonna get your sticky fingers on this, Jerry. It's either Zagnut, or Zag-nuthin'.
No amount of Smarties are gonna get your sticky fingers on this, Jerry. It's either Zagnut, or Zag-nuthin'.
October 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My aunt managed the local McDonalds in 1985, so I used these to barter for high-grade Halloween candy from friends.
No amount of Smarties are gonna get your sticky fingers on this, Jerry. It's either Zagnut, or Zag-nuthin'.
No amount of Smarties are gonna get your sticky fingers on this, Jerry. It's either Zagnut, or Zag-nuthin'.
FOX can do a version of this. And whomever is not chosen will just be shifted over to FOX News' stable of TV "journalists."
October 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
FOX can do a version of this. And whomever is not chosen will just be shifted over to FOX News' stable of TV "journalists."
I found it hard to watch Ed Gein on Netflix, because Ed just kept reminding me of this guy...
October 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I found it hard to watch Ed Gein on Netflix, because Ed just kept reminding me of this guy...
I found it hard to watch Ed Gein on Netflix, because Ed just kept reminding me of this guy...
October 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I found it hard to watch Ed Gein on Netflix, because Ed just kept reminding me of this guy...
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Mario Guevara should never have been held in detention for performing his journalistic duty.
Mario’s deportation marks a dark day for the Guevara family and for press freedom.
Mario’s deportation marks a dark day for the Guevara family and for press freedom.
Live-streaming journalist deported to El Salvador after months in ICE custody | CNN Business
Mario Guevara was arrested while reporting from a "No Kings Day" protest in June and was deported on Friday - a major blow to press freedoms, say groups including the ACLU.
www.cnn.com
October 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Mario Guevara should never have been held in detention for performing his journalistic duty.
Mario’s deportation marks a dark day for the Guevara family and for press freedom.
Mario’s deportation marks a dark day for the Guevara family and for press freedom.
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Let's not forget about this co conspiritor:
October 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Let's not forget about this co conspiritor:
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Last year, CNN ran a “fact check” of Kamala HQ that claimed we were lying for saying Trump’s plan is Project 2025.
Now Trump is outright admitting it’s his plan.
Legacy media failed the country.
Now Trump is outright admitting it’s his plan.
Legacy media failed the country.
October 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Last year, CNN ran a “fact check” of Kamala HQ that claimed we were lying for saying Trump’s plan is Project 2025.
Now Trump is outright admitting it’s his plan.
Legacy media failed the country.
Now Trump is outright admitting it’s his plan.
Legacy media failed the country.
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right wingers: trans women aren't real and HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM
right wingers: tilly norwood isn't real and SHE SHE SHE SHE SHE SHE HER HER HER HER
right wingers: tilly norwood isn't real and SHE SHE SHE SHE SHE SHE HER HER HER HER
October 3, 2025 at 7:34 AM
right wingers: trans women aren't real and HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM HIM
right wingers: tilly norwood isn't real and SHE SHE SHE SHE SHE SHE HER HER HER HER
right wingers: tilly norwood isn't real and SHE SHE SHE SHE SHE SHE HER HER HER HER
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So Trump is defunding the police.
Department of Homeland Security is cutting over $187 million or 86% of homeland security funding to New York State which will radically defund NYPD, FDNY, and NY State Police terrorism programs, according to a letter from New York Governor Kathy Hochul to DHS Secretary Kristi Noem.
October 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
So Trump is defunding the police.
I'd like to think I was the type of guy that didn't get distracted easily, but I need to know how that Richard Scarry worm drove that apple, and I need to know it NOW.
October 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'd like to think I was the type of guy that didn't get distracted easily, but I need to know how that Richard Scarry worm drove that apple, and I need to know it NOW.
Hegseth needs to learn you shouldn't gather together a large group of people that hate you.
It's why RFK Jr. doesn't have family reunions.
It's why RFK Jr. doesn't have family reunions.
October 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hegseth needs to learn you shouldn't gather together a large group of people that hate you.
It's why RFK Jr. doesn't have family reunions.
It's why RFK Jr. doesn't have family reunions.
Honestly, days doing this are among my favorite.
Double red blood cells today.
Great crew working the OneBlood bus.
Double red blood cells today.
Great crew working the OneBlood bus.
September 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Honestly, days doing this are among my favorite.
Double red blood cells today.
Great crew working the OneBlood bus.
Double red blood cells today.
Great crew working the OneBlood bus.
🎵Bacon and Eggs
They're best friends
They're flying around on enchanted toast
And having magical breakfast adventures together🎵
(My Saturday Morning Cartoon theme song pitch)
They're best friends
They're flying around on enchanted toast
And having magical breakfast adventures together🎵
(My Saturday Morning Cartoon theme song pitch)
September 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
🎵Bacon and Eggs
They're best friends
They're flying around on enchanted toast
And having magical breakfast adventures together🎵
(My Saturday Morning Cartoon theme song pitch)
They're best friends
They're flying around on enchanted toast
And having magical breakfast adventures together🎵
(My Saturday Morning Cartoon theme song pitch)