Dan Cohen
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Kyle Schwarber on Abbott Elementary. God bless.

Please keep him, Phillies.
I am seated for Abbott Elementary. Go Phils.
I’ve been reading more this year, and I can confidently say this is one of the best books I’ve tackled in 2025. Devoured it in a week, which is fast for me!

@taffyakner.bsky.social’s text is a gift, and I can’t recommend it enough.
Serves them right losing this game.
These Washington uniforms are abhorrent
Week-to-week league.
What was the meaning of this
A box score showing the Falcons losing 30-0 to the Panthers on September 21
Doc Emrick: “OH! WHAT CHAOS!”
This is the best thing I have watched on TV in years, maybe decades
Harrison Butker demise? Lolz.
Ending the weekend with the in-person sports!
Carolina at the buzzer! Good job, Panthers!
What a fucking game that was.
Nearly a full game ago, that!
Game 5 extra innings: “I got one more in me.”
This game is getting weird REAL fast.
11 total hits for these teams in 11 complete innings.
Having sat on last night’s outcome for a full day, this is the take that I keep landing on.

The final play sucks, but what lead up to it sucks more and that’s where my focus is. The Phillies lineup failed over and over again, and hung elite pitching out to dry.

So it goes.
I can’t even be mad, that’s the most fitting end to this team imaginable.
I hear GoodFellas in my head with De Niro in the phone booth.

“That’s that. And there’s nothing we could do about it.”
I kept telling myself all day, “all the permutations include getting my guts ripped out.” We must accept all possible outcomes, including the ones that rip our guts out. Cost of doing business.
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Get-right game for the Eagles turned out to be a get-wrong game.
Turner, Schwarber, Harper in Game 4: 1-14.

They invited their own demise. I refuse to put all of that on Orion Kerkering.
1 run in 11 innings. It never should’ve come to that.