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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · 3d
Who's gonna tell him about shit posters?
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · 3d
Who's gonna tell him about nursing home Chlamydia?
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · 3d
Who's gonna tell him about menopause
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · 3d
I don't understand a smear campaign based on "Katie Porter is secretly mean." This isn't a Klobuchar situation. She's been openly a jerk this whole time. It is a selling point for her.
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 4d
Poetry Window is open for 50 min
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · 4d
Forbidden YouTube ARG
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · 4d
M'tism
a man wearing a top hat and a vest is standing in front of a pile of rocks ..
Alt: a man wearing a top hat and a vest is standing in front of a pile of rocks ..
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · 5d
Nobody else writes songs like Four Winds or Classic Cars when they hit the mainstream, either
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · 5d
I can't believe America's two political parties are the daughters of the witches they couldn't burn, and the scrubs who couldn't get no love from TLC
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · Jun 28
Who wore it better?
Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos gaze longingly into each other's empty souls Gozer the Gozerian of Ghostbusters fame
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · Apr 8
You're never going to believe this, but this didn't work
In which I ask grok to self-destruct
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · Feb 25
Meanwhile, I've aged like Crystal Pepsi
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · Feb 25
Can you please take this shit seriously?
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · Feb 24
They're so thick you can't even wish death on them at this point.
In which I tell an account named Cornpop60 that Biden should have finished the job, but they do not get the joke
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · Feb 24
House MD is the best Sherlock Holmes adaptation because the writers realized what none of the others have: Moriarty isn't a good nemesis. Lupus is a good nemesis.
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · Feb 21
Actually, it is ironic that someone named Mr. Playitsafe would be afraid to fly, because statistically it's so much safer* than driving.

*at the time of recording
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · Feb 19
Tired of winning?
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · Feb 13
But you just have to tell him you found $200 million for pez dispensers for Guatemala in the federal budget and he'll let you be cfo
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · Feb 12
The politics knower has logged on
Homer Simpson saying "sorry if it sounded sarcastic"
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · Feb 12
Why do I struggle to make friends on Bluesky?
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · Feb 11
The only Gulf of America I recognize is goatse
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · Feb 12
Sorry, leaving for an even more woke app. Gotta stay a step ahead.
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · Feb 12
Hear me out: Homes.com: It's where your soup is
Homes.com
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · Feb 11
The only Gulf of America I recognize is goatse
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · Feb 11
Somebody get eyes on Bryce Harper and JT Realmuto
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Third Summers Brother @hugetinymistake.bsky.social · Feb 11
Bless

"THE Philadelphia Eagles plan to snub an invitation to the White House after winning the Super Bowl, The U.S. Sun has learned."
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery @danlomax.bsky.social · Feb 11
Kendrick should release another track that's just about the patois, as a victory lap