Daniel Kelley
@danieltkelley.bsky.social
Editor-in-chief, FTN Network. Wrote some books too. Pretty cool. He/him
1937 racehorse owner who tells the plucky young man the horse should be put down, so the kid sneaks him away and nurses him back to health and wins the Kentucky Derby.
I’ve been trying to figure out what kind of look Saban is going for here and I’ve settled on “hill country revenue agent”
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
1937 racehorse owner who tells the plucky young man the horse should be put down, so the kid sneaks him away and nurses him back to health and wins the Kentucky Derby.
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Who’s the safest play in this chaos?
@danieltkelley.bsky.social breaks down the top picks, sleepers, and traps to dodge in Week 13 Survivor ⬇️
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@danieltkelley.bsky.social breaks down the top picks, sleepers, and traps to dodge in Week 13 Survivor ⬇️
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NFL Week 13 Survivor/Eliminator Picks
Still going in your NFL Survivor pool and need help? Daniel Kelley gives you his call for Week 13.
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November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Who’s the safest play in this chaos?
@danieltkelley.bsky.social breaks down the top picks, sleepers, and traps to dodge in Week 13 Survivor ⬇️
ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...
@danieltkelley.bsky.social breaks down the top picks, sleepers, and traps to dodge in Week 13 Survivor ⬇️
ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...
Assumes information not in evidence, counselor
Did yall sneak your boyfriend/girlfriend into the house when you were in High School?
Part 2: were your parents home?
Part 2: were your parents home?
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Assumes information not in evidence, counselor
Forgot to send out my @ftnfantasy.com Survivor picks yesterday, but since I'll pretty much never pick a Thursday game (and woo boy, was yesterday a good day not to make a pick), we didn't miss anything: ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...
NFL Week 13 Survivor/Eliminator Picks
Still going in your NFL Survivor pool and need help? Daniel Kelley gives you his call for Week 13.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Forgot to send out my @ftnfantasy.com Survivor picks yesterday, but since I'll pretty much never pick a Thursday game (and woo boy, was yesterday a good day not to make a pick), we didn't miss anything: ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...
2020-2024, five players in total put up at least 30% of their teams' scrimmage yards. In 2025 alone (and granting there are 6 weeks to go), there are six. On this year's one-man offenses on @ftnfantasy.com. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/2025-the...
2025: The Year of the One-Man Offense
Offense are running through a single guy more in 2025 than we've seen in a long time. Daniel Kelley investigates how this came to be.
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November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
2020-2024, five players in total put up at least 30% of their teams' scrimmage yards. In 2025 alone (and granting there are 6 weeks to go), there are six. On this year's one-man offenses on @ftnfantasy.com. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/2025-the...
On the interstate. Just passed a car pulled off on the shoulder and two guys in the grass next to it absolutely throwing down. Full-on side-of-the-road fistfight. Didn’t stop to investigate further, but man, imagine what must happen for you to pull off the highway just to fight.
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
On the interstate. Just passed a car pulled off on the shoulder and two guys in the grass next to it absolutely throwing down. Full-on side-of-the-road fistfight. Didn’t stop to investigate further, but man, imagine what must happen for you to pull off the highway just to fight.
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Avoid risk and find the safe and smart survivor choice for week 12.
@danieltkelley.bsky.social covers everything you need to know to make your move confidently 😤
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@danieltkelley.bsky.social covers everything you need to know to make your move confidently 😤
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NFL Week 12 Survivor/Eliminator Picks
Still going in your NFL Survivor pool and need help? Daniel Kelley gives you his call for Week 12.
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November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Avoid risk and find the safe and smart survivor choice for week 12.
@danieltkelley.bsky.social covers everything you need to know to make your move confidently 😤
ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...
@danieltkelley.bsky.social covers everything you need to know to make your move confidently 😤
ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...
I’m gonna invite the Bills tight end over for a Jean Smart TV show and a shark movie.
Jackson Hawes, Hacks and Jaws
Jackson Hawes, Hacks and Jaws
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I’m gonna invite the Bills tight end over for a Jean Smart TV show and a shark movie.
Jackson Hawes, Hacks and Jaws
Jackson Hawes, Hacks and Jaws
Today’s NFL Survivor choice on @ftnfantasy.com came down to two teams, and the tiebreaker was just which team I thought wound be better to save for later. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...
NFL Week 12 Survivor/Eliminator Picks
Still going in your NFL Survivor pool and need help? Daniel Kelley gives you his call for Week 12.
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November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Today’s NFL Survivor choice on @ftnfantasy.com came down to two teams, and the tiebreaker was just which team I thought wound be better to save for later. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...
Hmm... Black Ranger
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hmm... Black Ranger
Who's on your TV dad Mount Rushmore?
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Who's on your TV dad Mount Rushmore?
Have a bad week in fantasy? You aren't alone. On @ftnfantasy.com let's have some group therapy about what is (as of right now) the worst fantasy week of the season. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/no-score...
No-Score November: The Terrible Week 11
Heading into Monday, Week 11 is shaping up to be the worst fantasy week of the entire season. Daniel Kelley breaks down the horror.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Have a bad week in fantasy? You aren't alone. On @ftnfantasy.com let's have some group therapy about what is (as of right now) the worst fantasy week of the season. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/no-score...
Week 11 target share leaders entering SNF:
1. Jaylen Waddle, 35.0%
T2. Emeka Egbuka/Stefon Diggs, 33.3%
4. Michael Wilson, 32.1%
5. Romeo Doubs, 32.0%
T6. Wan'Dale Robinson/Drake London, 31.0%
8. Travis Kelce, 30.2%
T9. Davante Adams/Puka Nacua, 29.6%
1. Jaylen Waddle, 35.0%
T2. Emeka Egbuka/Stefon Diggs, 33.3%
4. Michael Wilson, 32.1%
5. Romeo Doubs, 32.0%
T6. Wan'Dale Robinson/Drake London, 31.0%
8. Travis Kelce, 30.2%
T9. Davante Adams/Puka Nacua, 29.6%
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Week 11 target share leaders entering SNF:
1. Jaylen Waddle, 35.0%
T2. Emeka Egbuka/Stefon Diggs, 33.3%
4. Michael Wilson, 32.1%
5. Romeo Doubs, 32.0%
T6. Wan'Dale Robinson/Drake London, 31.0%
8. Travis Kelce, 30.2%
T9. Davante Adams/Puka Nacua, 29.6%
1. Jaylen Waddle, 35.0%
T2. Emeka Egbuka/Stefon Diggs, 33.3%
4. Michael Wilson, 32.1%
5. Romeo Doubs, 32.0%
T6. Wan'Dale Robinson/Drake London, 31.0%
8. Travis Kelce, 30.2%
T9. Davante Adams/Puka Nacua, 29.6%
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Who’s still standing after last week’s carnage?
Week 11 brings new traps and hidden gems 🧐
@danieltkelley.bsky.social sorts out the contenders so your survivor pool run can keep rolling🏈
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Week 11 brings new traps and hidden gems 🧐
@danieltkelley.bsky.social sorts out the contenders so your survivor pool run can keep rolling🏈
ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...
NFL Week 11 Survivor/Eliminator Picks
Still going in your NFL Survivor pool at need help? Daniel Kelley gives you his call for Week 11.
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November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Who’s still standing after last week’s carnage?
Week 11 brings new traps and hidden gems 🧐
@danieltkelley.bsky.social sorts out the contenders so your survivor pool run can keep rolling🏈
ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...
Week 11 brings new traps and hidden gems 🧐
@danieltkelley.bsky.social sorts out the contenders so your survivor pool run can keep rolling🏈
ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...
I mean, fine, but the only reason to limit them that much as opposed to just banning them outright is so you can still feed the addictions. They’re keeping them so they can still keep the addicts but look like they’re doing something.
🔁 @JeffPassan retweeted
@DavidPurdum Prominent U.S. sportsbooks are establishing a nationwide $200 betting limit on baseball wagers centered on individual pitches and prohibiting such bets from being included in parlays in an attempt to decrease the incentive for manipulation, @MLB announced Monday.
@DavidPurdum Prominent U.S. sportsbooks are establishing a nationwide $200 betting limit on baseball wagers centered on individual pitches and prohibiting such bets from being included in parlays in an attempt to decrease the incentive for manipulation, @MLB announced Monday.
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I mean, fine, but the only reason to limit them that much as opposed to just banning them outright is so you can still feed the addictions. They’re keeping them so they can still keep the addicts but look like they’re doing something.
Taylor is sixth all time in RB PPR scoring through Week 10. He's within 20 points of first.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Taylor is sixth all time in RB PPR scoring through Week 10. He's within 20 points of first.
Week 12 target share leaders entering SNF:
1. Jaxon Smith-Njigba, 50.0%
2. Tyler Warren, 38.5%
3. Jerry Jeudy, 37.5%
4. Tetairoa McMillan, 34.8%
5. Mack Hollins, 34.5%
6. Wan'Dale Robinson, 34.4%
7. Nico Collins, 34.1%
T8. Troy Franklin/Jaylen Waddle, 33.3%
T10. Drake London/Darnell Mooney, 32.0%
1. Jaxon Smith-Njigba, 50.0%
2. Tyler Warren, 38.5%
3. Jerry Jeudy, 37.5%
4. Tetairoa McMillan, 34.8%
5. Mack Hollins, 34.5%
6. Wan'Dale Robinson, 34.4%
7. Nico Collins, 34.1%
T8. Troy Franklin/Jaylen Waddle, 33.3%
T10. Drake London/Darnell Mooney, 32.0%
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Week 12 target share leaders entering SNF:
1. Jaxon Smith-Njigba, 50.0%
2. Tyler Warren, 38.5%
3. Jerry Jeudy, 37.5%
4. Tetairoa McMillan, 34.8%
5. Mack Hollins, 34.5%
6. Wan'Dale Robinson, 34.4%
7. Nico Collins, 34.1%
T8. Troy Franklin/Jaylen Waddle, 33.3%
T10. Drake London/Darnell Mooney, 32.0%
1. Jaxon Smith-Njigba, 50.0%
2. Tyler Warren, 38.5%
3. Jerry Jeudy, 37.5%
4. Tetairoa McMillan, 34.8%
5. Mack Hollins, 34.5%
6. Wan'Dale Robinson, 34.4%
7. Nico Collins, 34.1%
T8. Troy Franklin/Jaylen Waddle, 33.3%
T10. Drake London/Darnell Mooney, 32.0%
I love Martin McDonagh’s work, but had totally never experienced “The Pillowman” until last night … when I saw my niece acting in it in a college show. It’s *wild*.
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I love Martin McDonagh’s work, but had totally never experienced “The Pillowman” until last night … when I saw my niece acting in it in a college show. It’s *wild*.
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Week 10 Survivor pools just got real 💯
With some easy favorites on bye or off the board, this week demands sharper strategy and careful choices.
Ready to outsmart the field? @danieltkelley.bsky.social has you covered ⬇️
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With some easy favorites on bye or off the board, this week demands sharper strategy and careful choices.
Ready to outsmart the field? @danieltkelley.bsky.social has you covered ⬇️
ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...
NFL Week 10 Survivor/Eliminator Picks
Still going in your NFL Survivor pool at need help? Daniel Kelley gives you his call for Week 10.
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November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Week 10 Survivor pools just got real 💯
With some easy favorites on bye or off the board, this week demands sharper strategy and careful choices.
Ready to outsmart the field? @danieltkelley.bsky.social has you covered ⬇️
ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...
With some easy favorites on bye or off the board, this week demands sharper strategy and careful choices.
Ready to outsmart the field? @danieltkelley.bsky.social has you covered ⬇️
ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...
The good news: My NFL Survivor picks on @ftnfantasy.com have been rolling lately. The bad news: The Titans are on bye. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...
NFL Week 10 Survivor/Eliminator Picks
Still going in your NFL Survivor pool at need help? Daniel Kelley gives you his call for Week 10.
ftnfantasy.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The good news: My NFL Survivor picks on @ftnfantasy.com have been rolling lately. The bad news: The Titans are on bye. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...
Season 1 of The Night Manager aired before my wife and I got married. Season 2 *might* come out before our 10-year anniversary, but then it might not.
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Season 1 of The Night Manager aired before my wife and I got married. Season 2 *might* come out before our 10-year anniversary, but then it might not.
Saw someone in the wilderness telling @cptowers.bsky.social that him saying umpiring is generally good is basically the same as him supporting police brutality, so today's interesting.
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Saw someone in the wilderness telling @cptowers.bsky.social that him saying umpiring is generally good is basically the same as him supporting police brutality, so today's interesting.
If there were pickles on the sandwich I’d be with this guy. Pickles ruin everything. But no pickles, no conviction.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If there were pickles on the sandwich I’d be with this guy. Pickles ruin everything. But no pickles, no conviction.
“God, I wish all this Trumpy nonsense would just die out.”
Bob Trumpy dies.
“No, no, the White House dick.”
Dick Cheney dies.
We gotta be more specific in our requests.
Bob Trumpy dies.
“No, no, the White House dick.”
Dick Cheney dies.
We gotta be more specific in our requests.
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
“God, I wish all this Trumpy nonsense would just die out.”
Bob Trumpy dies.
“No, no, the White House dick.”
Dick Cheney dies.
We gotta be more specific in our requests.
Bob Trumpy dies.
“No, no, the White House dick.”
Dick Cheney dies.
We gotta be more specific in our requests.
If the Orioles aren't already drawing up a contract with a fill-in-the-blank dollar amount for Shota Imanaga, what are we even doing here
(Bit of an overstatement, but still)
(Bit of an overstatement, but still)
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If the Orioles aren't already drawing up a contract with a fill-in-the-blank dollar amount for Shota Imanaga, what are we even doing here
(Bit of an overstatement, but still)
(Bit of an overstatement, but still)