Martini
@danielmartini.bsky.social
there are no ends - only means
... and other deep derps
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din snigel på ögat i etern
... and other deep derps
#DailyMartiniPhoto
din snigel på ögat i etern
*proud Swede*
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
*proud Swede*
Obama surprises press secretary
YouTube video by CBC News
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
#StandByMe was formative for me and I not too seldom think about it. RIP Rob Reiner
December 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
#StandByMe was formative for me and I not too seldom think about it. RIP Rob Reiner
åh nej, nu sitter folk hyperventilerar för att någon la ut en luciavideo på insta "för det finns faktiskt de som har skyddad identitet"
nej, inte på något hyperängslig mamma-forum, utan på bsky
nej, inte på något hyperängslig mamma-forum, utan på bsky
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
åh nej, nu sitter folk hyperventilerar för att någon la ut en luciavideo på insta "för det finns faktiskt de som har skyddad identitet"
nej, inte på något hyperängslig mamma-forum, utan på bsky
nej, inte på något hyperängslig mamma-forum, utan på bsky
what the Industr Revol did 2 our bodies, AI will do 2 our brains
in days of yore, every1 was fit b/c there was only elbow grease, no power-tools or automation
AI will do the same 2 our brains; previously we had 2 look for info, remember things and think. there's an app for that now, relax
in days of yore, every1 was fit b/c there was only elbow grease, no power-tools or automation
AI will do the same 2 our brains; previously we had 2 look for info, remember things and think. there's an app for that now, relax
December 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
what the Industr Revol did 2 our bodies, AI will do 2 our brains
in days of yore, every1 was fit b/c there was only elbow grease, no power-tools or automation
AI will do the same 2 our brains; previously we had 2 look for info, remember things and think. there's an app for that now, relax
in days of yore, every1 was fit b/c there was only elbow grease, no power-tools or automation
AI will do the same 2 our brains; previously we had 2 look for info, remember things and think. there's an app for that now, relax
Fröken Urs kryddiga kusin: Timjan
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Fröken Urs kryddiga kusin: Timjan
who wins the Dutch Tilt Award in the category Most Delusional Psycho-thriller:
"12 Monkeys"
or
"37 dolls"
"12 Monkeys"
or
"37 dolls"
December 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
who wins the Dutch Tilt Award in the category Most Delusional Psycho-thriller:
"12 Monkeys"
or
"37 dolls"
"12 Monkeys"
or
"37 dolls"
händer inte detta?
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
händer inte detta?
Reposted by Martini
💔 A European Parliament interpreter could not hold back tears during the speech of 11-year-old Roman Oleksiv from Lviv.
The boy survived a missile strike on Vinnytsia on July 14, 2022, which killed his mother - it was the last time he saw her alive.
The boy survived a missile strike on Vinnytsia on July 14, 2022, which killed his mother - it was the last time he saw her alive.
December 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
💔 A European Parliament interpreter could not hold back tears during the speech of 11-year-old Roman Oleksiv from Lviv.
The boy survived a missile strike on Vinnytsia on July 14, 2022, which killed his mother - it was the last time he saw her alive.
The boy survived a missile strike on Vinnytsia on July 14, 2022, which killed his mother - it was the last time he saw her alive.
let's not forget about these two guys, Voyager and Voyager 2
science.nasa.gov/mission/voya...
science.nasa.gov/mission/voya...
Where Are Voyager 1 and 2 Now? - NASA Science
Both Voyager 1 and Voyager 2 have reached "interstellar space" and each continue their unique journey deeper into the cosmos.
science.nasa.gov
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
let's not forget about these two guys, Voyager and Voyager 2
science.nasa.gov/mission/voya...
science.nasa.gov/mission/voya...
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
remember that they impeached trump twice during his first term and he hadn't even warmed up back then
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
remember that they impeached trump twice during his first term and he hadn't even warmed up back then
if you're not infuriated after listening to this, with @weissmann.substack.com , you're deaf. part 1 is baaaaad, part 2 is arguably worse (your mileage may vary)
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/d...
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/d...
“Dishonorable and Inhumane”
Podcast Episode · Main Justice · 03/12/2025 · 51m
podcasts.apple.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
if you're not infuriated after listening to this, with @weissmann.substack.com , you're deaf. part 1 is baaaaad, part 2 is arguably worse (your mileage may vary)
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/d...
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/d...
it's a funny what example the Dept of Defense - Law of War Manual choses to bring up as a clearly illegal order
media.defense.gov/2023/Jul/31/...
media.defense.gov/2023/Jul/31/...
![18.3.2.1 Clearly Illegal Orders to Commit Law of War Violations. The
requirement to refuse to comply with orders to commit law of war violations applies to orders to
perform conduct that is clearly illegal or orders that the subordinate knows, in fact, are illegal.
For example, orders to fire upon the shipwrecked would be clearly illegal.[27]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3vzf5vewgvix5ww5qtbmcd7q/bafkreiawjpzfzmqbieeehhgjjnfmh5g5eenyzinz4oe3pupj2sasdrl2fi@jpeg)
![[27] Judgement in Case of Lieutenants Dithmar and Boldt, Hospital Ship “Llandovery Castle” (Second Criminal
Senate of the Imperial Court of Justice, Germany, Jul. 16, 1921), reprinted in 16 AJIL, 708, 721-22 (1922) (“It is
certainly to be urged in favor of the military subordinates, that they are under no obligation to question the order of
their superior officer, and they can count upon its legality. But no such confidence can be held to exist, if such an
order is universally known to everybody, including also the accused, to be without any doubt whatever against the law. This happens only in rare and exceptional cases. But this case was precisely one of them, for in the present
instance, it was perfectly clear to the accused that killing defenceless people in the life-boats could be nothing else
but a breach of the law. As naval officers by profession they were well aware, as the naval expert Saalwiachter has
strikingly stated, that one is not legally authorized to kill defenceless people. They well knew that this was the case
here. They quickly found out the facts by questioning the occupants in the boats when these were stopped. They
could only have gathered, from the order given by Patzig, that he wished to make use of his subordinates to carry out
a breach of the law. They should, therefore, have refused to obey.”).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3vzf5vewgvix5ww5qtbmcd7q/bafkreifrj2uvqrx5trsqnhsosyecq2x32r4rq33n55soupegeka7a6dwka@jpeg)
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
it's a funny what example the Dept of Defense - Law of War Manual choses to bring up as a clearly illegal order
media.defense.gov/2023/Jul/31/...
media.defense.gov/2023/Jul/31/...
turns out the AI Singularity didn't mean the subjugation or annihilation of humankind, it means the total shittification of human society
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 AM
turns out the AI Singularity didn't mean the subjugation or annihilation of humankind, it means the total shittification of human society
jag förbannar den här dagen, då SVT Nyheter gjorde mig medveten om vem "Joakim Lundell" är och hans helvetes-jävla helvetesavkomma till helvetes-influenserjävlafamilj
som en riktigt jävla pissig parodi på samtiden, men den är 100% sann
som en riktigt jävla pissig parodi på samtiden, men den är 100% sann
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 AM
jag förbannar den här dagen, då SVT Nyheter gjorde mig medveten om vem "Joakim Lundell" är och hans helvetes-jävla helvetesavkomma till helvetes-influenserjävlafamilj
som en riktigt jävla pissig parodi på samtiden, men den är 100% sann
som en riktigt jävla pissig parodi på samtiden, men den är 100% sann
the perfect sketch doesn't exi...
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FEVER - rita Moreno/Muppets
YouTube video by wisomban
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November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
the perfect sketch doesn't exi...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoIZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoIZ...
grillad söndagsprinskorv, ja tack!
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
grillad söndagsprinskorv, ja tack!
it never fails - people angry and upset about the economy turn to a far right party run by idiots that inevitably make the economy worse
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 AM
it never fails - people angry and upset about the economy turn to a far right party run by idiots that inevitably make the economy worse