Timothy Eggert 🎭
@dangertim.bsky.social
(He/him.) Actor. Cracks wise at bad movies with sassy friends. Occasional podcast host. Eco-friendly. Whovian. Trekkie. X-Phile. Fanboy. Houston-y, Conroe-ish.
Ad astra per aspera. Ex astris, scientia.
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Ad astra per aspera. Ex astris, scientia.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭
@dangertim.bsky.social
· Nov 20
I *think* I got everyone who answered my initial request, but I could add more. Give me your permission, let me know the last show/project you did and where it was in the Greater Houston area, and I'll ad you to the list! Thanks. go.bsky.app/3xLtevE
And very predictably a certain gasbag can’t keep his vile mouth shut about the deaths of his critics. No reason to share the post. The devil needs no advocate.
December 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
And very predictably a certain gasbag can’t keep his vile mouth shut about the deaths of his critics. No reason to share the post. The devil needs no advocate.
I know a lot of us (me included) are pissed at JKR right now, but if you want an allegory about what’s happening in education specifically and government generally in 2025, you can’t do better than HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX.
December 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I know a lot of us (me included) are pissed at JKR right now, but if you want an allegory about what’s happening in education specifically and government generally in 2025, you can’t do better than HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX.
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Wonderful perspective.
Great article about how David Lynch’s art beared witness to suffering and offered compassion in a brutal world. Lynch’s death was like a light that was extinguished — a light that showed the barbarism but also the empathy of humanity.
www.newyorker.com/culture/2025...
www.newyorker.com/culture/2025...
December 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Wonderful perspective.
Intellivision is back! I was excited for the wireless controller upgrade until I remembered half the fun of playing an Intellivision was the stupid game of stretching the coiled controller cables as far as you could & letting go, destructively launching the bubble button controllers at the console.
December 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Intellivision is back! I was excited for the wireless controller upgrade until I remembered half the fun of playing an Intellivision was the stupid game of stretching the coiled controller cables as far as you could & letting go, destructively launching the bubble button controllers at the console.
Ho-Ho-Ho, who wouldn’t go?
Me. I’m the one who wouldn’t go up on the housetop. I don’t even like going into the attic. I don’t care if old St. Nick or Jesus Christ himself are up there. Miss me with your musical acrophobic dares.
Me. I’m the one who wouldn’t go up on the housetop. I don’t even like going into the attic. I don’t care if old St. Nick or Jesus Christ himself are up there. Miss me with your musical acrophobic dares.
December 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ho-Ho-Ho, who wouldn’t go?
Me. I’m the one who wouldn’t go up on the housetop. I don’t even like going into the attic. I don’t care if old St. Nick or Jesus Christ himself are up there. Miss me with your musical acrophobic dares.
Me. I’m the one who wouldn’t go up on the housetop. I don’t even like going into the attic. I don’t care if old St. Nick or Jesus Christ himself are up there. Miss me with your musical acrophobic dares.
Dear Tech Companies: until I can have a conversation with Lt Cmdr Data without boiling away humanity’s supply of fresh water, please stop suggesting I try out your A.I. tools.
December 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Dear Tech Companies: until I can have a conversation with Lt Cmdr Data without boiling away humanity’s supply of fresh water, please stop suggesting I try out your A.I. tools.
Today I found out that MERRY CHRISTMAS is an anagram for MR CRREAMY SHITS and I can’t stop laughing because I am five years old.
December 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Today I found out that MERRY CHRISTMAS is an anagram for MR CRREAMY SHITS and I can’t stop laughing because I am five years old.
My listening age is
STOP PLAYING ICE RECRUITMENT ADS
STOP PLAYING ICE RECRUITMENT ADS
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My listening age is
STOP PLAYING ICE RECRUITMENT ADS
STOP PLAYING ICE RECRUITMENT ADS
DIANE LADD IS
CARNOSAUR IN
ROGER CORMAN’S CARNOSAUR
(I may have gotten that wrong)
Tonight (Nov 25) at 8pm US-Central www.twitch.tv/sassterpiecetheatre #comedy #mst3kesque #dinosaurs
CARNOSAUR IN
ROGER CORMAN’S CARNOSAUR
(I may have gotten that wrong)
Tonight (Nov 25) at 8pm US-Central www.twitch.tv/sassterpiecetheatre #comedy #mst3kesque #dinosaurs
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
DIANE LADD IS
CARNOSAUR IN
ROGER CORMAN’S CARNOSAUR
(I may have gotten that wrong)
Tonight (Nov 25) at 8pm US-Central www.twitch.tv/sassterpiecetheatre #comedy #mst3kesque #dinosaurs
CARNOSAUR IN
ROGER CORMAN’S CARNOSAUR
(I may have gotten that wrong)
Tonight (Nov 25) at 8pm US-Central www.twitch.tv/sassterpiecetheatre #comedy #mst3kesque #dinosaurs
As much as I think I would enjoy Billie Piper as the 16th Doctor, part of me would also like her to turn to a companion and say “this reminds me of a time when…“ and then flashback to Paul McGann as the Doctor and let him take over for two or three seasons.
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
As much as I think I would enjoy Billie Piper as the 16th Doctor, part of me would also like her to turn to a companion and say “this reminds me of a time when…“ and then flashback to Paul McGann as the Doctor and let him take over for two or three seasons.
With people being welcomed again to Derry and Texas Renaissance Festival going on, I figured now was a fun time to share this photo from 2019.
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
With people being welcomed again to Derry and Texas Renaissance Festival going on, I figured now was a fun time to share this photo from 2019.
Trump at Odds with CIA Assessment on Khashoggi Killing www.factcheck.org/2025/11/trum...
Trump at Odds with CIA Assessment on Khashoggi Killing - FactCheck.org
President Donald Trump brushed aside a reporter's question to Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman about the 2018 killing of Washington Post contributing columnist Jamal Khashoggi, saying the crown ...
www.factcheck.org
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Trump at Odds with CIA Assessment on Khashoggi Killing www.factcheck.org/2025/11/trum...
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I’m sure Chappell Roan was thrilled to hear about this, too.
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m sure Chappell Roan was thrilled to hear about this, too.
I’ve been looking at lists for Best Comedy Christmas Songs and clearly not enough people know about ‘Chiron Beta Prime’ by Jonathan Coulton.
youtu.be/LUoDmRM2aJ0
youtu.be/LUoDmRM2aJ0
Chiron Beta Prime
YouTube video by Jonathan Coulton - Topic
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November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’ve been looking at lists for Best Comedy Christmas Songs and clearly not enough people know about ‘Chiron Beta Prime’ by Jonathan Coulton.
youtu.be/LUoDmRM2aJ0
youtu.be/LUoDmRM2aJ0
I love me a work catered lunch, but man, I am not ready for the holidays.
I am, however, ready for a nap.
I am, however, ready for a nap.
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I love me a work catered lunch, but man, I am not ready for the holidays.
I am, however, ready for a nap.
I am, however, ready for a nap.
Reposted by Timothy Eggert 🎭
A scoop that I’m not happy to report:
CBS News has gutted its climate change reporting team, one of the best in the business, and one of the only ones on cable news that consistently called out fossil fuels as the main source of climate pollution.
heated.world/p/cbs-news-k...
CBS News has gutted its climate change reporting team, one of the best in the business, and one of the only ones on cable news that consistently called out fossil fuels as the main source of climate pollution.
heated.world/p/cbs-news-k...
CBS News kills its climate unit
David Ellison, the new pro-Trump chief executive of Paramount Skydance, has dismantled the best climate change reporting team in cable news.
heated.world
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A scoop that I’m not happy to report:
CBS News has gutted its climate change reporting team, one of the best in the business, and one of the only ones on cable news that consistently called out fossil fuels as the main source of climate pollution.
heated.world/p/cbs-news-k...
CBS News has gutted its climate change reporting team, one of the best in the business, and one of the only ones on cable news that consistently called out fossil fuels as the main source of climate pollution.
heated.world/p/cbs-news-k...
It’s like the National Debt Tracker, but with more grease and ketchup.
www.americanprogress.org/feature/trum...
www.americanprogress.org/feature/trum...
Trump’s Take: Tracking the cash and gifts made from selling the presidency.
Tracking the cash and gifts made from selling the presidency.
www.americanprogress.org
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It’s like the National Debt Tracker, but with more grease and ketchup.
www.americanprogress.org/feature/trum...
www.americanprogress.org/feature/trum...
Not sure who needs to hear this, but the opposite of boneless chicken isn’t boner chicken, it’s bone in. I know bone-in chicken sounds just as bad but I don’t make the rules.
Follow me for more pearls of wisdom.
Follow me for more pearls of wisdom.
October 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Not sure who needs to hear this, but the opposite of boneless chicken isn’t boner chicken, it’s bone in. I know bone-in chicken sounds just as bad but I don’t make the rules.
Follow me for more pearls of wisdom.
Follow me for more pearls of wisdom.
My earworms today have been equal parts ‘The Simpsons’ theme and ‘Martha My Dear’ by the Beatles.
Going not so quietly mad.
Going not so quietly mad.
October 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My earworms today have been equal parts ‘The Simpsons’ theme and ‘Martha My Dear’ by the Beatles.
Going not so quietly mad.
Going not so quietly mad.
At least when the bad guys in INDEPENDENCE DAY destroyed the White House, they gave us the courtesy of not adding a gaudy ballroom to host their evil extraterrestrial buddies.
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
At least when the bad guys in INDEPENDENCE DAY destroyed the White House, they gave us the courtesy of not adding a gaudy ballroom to host their evil extraterrestrial buddies.
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Q: What is Trump’s plan for antifa?
A: He will create the organization, and then destroy it.
A: He will create the organization, and then destroy it.
What To Know About NSPM-7
On Sept. 25, President Trump issued a directive called National Security Presidential Memorandum 7 in which “anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, and anti-Christianity” were described as “common threads...
theonion.com
October 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Q: What is Trump’s plan for antifa?
A: He will create the organization, and then destroy it.
A: He will create the organization, and then destroy it.
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Just 'cause it has to be said every now and then.
GOP Senators and Representatives are obviously okay with...everything...that's happening.
GOP Senators and Representatives are obviously okay with...everything...that's happening.
October 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Just 'cause it has to be said every now and then.
GOP Senators and Representatives are obviously okay with...everything...that's happening.
GOP Senators and Representatives are obviously okay with...everything...that's happening.
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Ironically, just trying to make this make sense is giving me a headache.
Last week it was pregnant women taking Tylenol affected foetal development. Now it's ... what?
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Last week it was pregnant women taking Tylenol affected foetal development. Now it's ... what?
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Health Secretary Kennedy, Trump link circumcision to autism through Tylenol
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. noted boys who are circumcised have higher rates of autism, which he said could be a result of Tylenol.
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October 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Ironically, just trying to make this make sense is giving me a headache.
Last week it was pregnant women taking Tylenol affected foetal development. Now it's ... what?
share.google/9DpLHhy72Jm9...
Last week it was pregnant women taking Tylenol affected foetal development. Now it's ... what?
share.google/9DpLHhy72Jm9...