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Always repost the trinity
March 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Always repost the trinity
if anora wins best picture i'll get hair tinsel
February 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
if anora wins best picture i'll get hair tinsel
recieved a gift from god yesterday (thrifted a canucks jersey before going to the game and then watched them win in OT for once)
February 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
recieved a gift from god yesterday (thrifted a canucks jersey before going to the game and then watched them win in OT for once)
quitting my job to become an updates account for myself
February 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
quitting my job to become an updates account for myself
fitted up at the airport with my peacoat and beanie feeling like everyone is seeing me walk like a game day walk in slow mo video
January 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
fitted up at the airport with my peacoat and beanie feeling like everyone is seeing me walk like a game day walk in slow mo video
have to ice my knee because i fell on ice make it make sense
January 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
have to ice my knee because i fell on ice make it make sense
said "sorry i'm on an oil change only budget" at the auto shop and was met with a blank stare
December 7, 2024 at 8:36 PM
said "sorry i'm on an oil change only budget" at the auto shop and was met with a blank stare
person infront of me immediately opened letterbox after we landed to log their in-flight films, it's like watching a master at work
December 5, 2024 at 3:57 AM
person infront of me immediately opened letterbox after we landed to log their in-flight films, it's like watching a master at work
going back and forth on the airport moving walkways like a hamster on its wheel
December 4, 2024 at 7:18 PM
going back and forth on the airport moving walkways like a hamster on its wheel
"next year my spotify wrapped wont be embarrassing" and every year i prove myself wrong
December 4, 2024 at 2:41 PM
"next year my spotify wrapped wont be embarrassing" and every year i prove myself wrong
BOOOOOO 🍅💥🍅💥🍅💥
November 30, 2024 at 7:33 PM
BOOOOOO 🍅💥🍅💥🍅💥
standing infront of the tv watching f1 with my dad. nature is healing.
November 30, 2024 at 7:01 PM
standing infront of the tv watching f1 with my dad. nature is healing.
working up the courage to shit post on here
November 30, 2024 at 6:06 AM
working up the courage to shit post on here
if you put a heart monitor on me while i was watching the last two periods in person it would've overheated and short circuited
🚨CANUCKS GOAL🚨
CONOR GARLAND WINS THE GAME IN OVERTIME!!
🎥: Sportsnet | NHL
CONOR GARLAND WINS THE GAME IN OVERTIME!!
🎥: Sportsnet | NHL
November 30, 2024 at 1:32 AM
if you put a heart monitor on me while i was watching the last two periods in person it would've overheated and short circuited
need to do a wheelie on a zamboni
November 29, 2024 at 7:51 PM
need to do a wheelie on a zamboni
best part of the dog show is watching the handlers try to lightly run in business casual
November 28, 2024 at 5:06 PM
best part of the dog show is watching the handlers try to lightly run in business casual
i was in a state of flirtatious whimsy talking to a hinge match and then i misspelled "would" as "wood"... few have taken a fall from grace this hard and survived 😪
November 28, 2024 at 2:23 AM
i was in a state of flirtatious whimsy talking to a hinge match and then i misspelled "would" as "wood"... few have taken a fall from grace this hard and survived 😪
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grilled cheese tomato soup is there for me always
November 28, 2024 at 1:37 AM
grilled cheese tomato soup is there for me always
so happy i decided to watch canucks hockey after my massage today, all the tension in my shoulders is back already!
November 28, 2024 at 2:11 AM
so happy i decided to watch canucks hockey after my massage today, all the tension in my shoulders is back already!
horrified that people with screen times under 5 hours are real...
November 23, 2024 at 8:28 PM
horrified that people with screen times under 5 hours are real...
huge fortnite x snoop dogg billboard just went up on my street, can't believe im going out of town at a time like this
November 21, 2024 at 11:57 AM
huge fortnite x snoop dogg billboard just went up on my street, can't believe im going out of town at a time like this
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Clench your jaw. Drink only caffeine. Don’t go to bed until 3 AM. Forget to eat anything until 6 tonight and then eat 2.5 plates of pasta. We’re in this together.
November 20, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Clench your jaw. Drink only caffeine. Don’t go to bed until 3 AM. Forget to eat anything until 6 tonight and then eat 2.5 plates of pasta. We’re in this together.
leg cramped in front of all the coworkers, might never recover from this
November 21, 2024 at 12:11 AM
leg cramped in front of all the coworkers, might never recover from this
i would be too powerful if i knew how to unclench my jaw
November 20, 2024 at 10:41 PM
i would be too powerful if i knew how to unclench my jaw
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one thing about me, I’m gonna make pasta
November 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
one thing about me, I’m gonna make pasta