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Talk about beating the odds - Roulette Road is back in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds, making it the only track to be in every console racing title since Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing!
Pre-order Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds, available September 25th!
Pre-order Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds, available September 25th!
“Hey! I found a piece of gold where I’m never broke! Now announcing to buy both Disney and Nintendo.! Woo-hoo!”
Not affordable like Mario, Zelda, and Pokémon.
I'm going to make you bring back F–Zero.
Maybe then you'll learn.
Maybe then you'll learn.
False win says otherwise.
I literally own you now. I win.
"Wait....shouldn't you be like Shadow?" :0
" Technically I'm Blue-Green. "
Yep x2.
Nope.
Yep.
Nope.
'WHY IS EVERYONE WHO'S GREEN, EVIL????"
" YES I'M EVIL?? "
And I win either way.
Only in name.
My name is still slapped on it via in-game.
But you aren't in the games. Are you?
Bitch, I still have games.
Neither do you.
"YOU'RE EVIL???????"
" Not according to my badniks. "
"You'd make a terrible boss." >:(
I love money.
And you still didn’t appear in a video game.
Bitch I'm from a Sonic cartoon. I'm a SEGA character.
:(
" Sweetie. I'm an even greedier CEO. "
Proof?
Nope. I'm SEGA.
Then I’ll have to cut off ties with SEGA.
Upping the price of Mario Kart to 90$.
"Wait no that's what they want-"
Upping the price of Mario Kart to 90$.
Sending a DMCA. By the way, where’s your official appearance in a video game.
currently buying Nintendo.