Jesse Bartel
@damagepersecond.bsky.social
Book daddy. Writes about video game novels. Sober.
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New episode of Damage Per Pod this week! We start our run of early Platinum games with the original Bayonetta.
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The BAYONETTA Podcast: The Dommy Mommy Supremacy Simulator
BAYONETTA still makes us feel badass.
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February 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
New episode of Damage Per Pod this week! We start our run of early Platinum games with the original Bayonetta.
open.substack.com/pub/jessebar...
open.substack.com/pub/jessebar...
Thank you again to the good people over at @simonandschuster.bsky.social and to @kellygay.bsky.social for letting me do this
A Review of HALO: EDGE OF DAWN and Interview with Author Kelly Gay
Kelly revisits Zeta Halo but this time with the big man himself.
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January 24, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Thank you again to the good people over at @simonandschuster.bsky.social and to @kellygay.bsky.social for letting me do this
Me and my boi @misterbones.bsky.social are back at it with another banger. Give us a listen yall
Podcasting about ASURA'S WRATH AKA That Game Where You Use A Sword in Your Mouth B/C Your Arms Were Ripped Off
Peak video game in 2012 and peak video game now.
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December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Me and my boi @misterbones.bsky.social are back at it with another banger. Give us a listen yall
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September 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Yo I ain’t got time to be this broke. Stop releasing things I cannot resist buying thank you corporate America
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August 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Yo I ain’t got time to be this broke. Stop releasing things I cannot resist buying thank you corporate America
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August 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Philly is great except for ALL THE JERSEY DRIVERS
August 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Philly is great except for ALL THE JERSEY DRIVERS
max simped too close to the sun tbh
The bodies were piling up, but none of the bodies held my attention like Mona’s. My wife is dead, but that’s ok. - Maxwell Payne 2003
AY YOOOOO @misterbones.bsky.social and I hitting them streets to bring you the good word of MAX PAYNE 2
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August 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
max simped too close to the sun tbh
AY YOOOOO @misterbones.bsky.social and I hitting them streets to bring you the good word of MAX PAYNE 2
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Spin Around and Reload Ur Gunz for MAX PAYNE 2
A game worth returning to.
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August 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
AY YOOOOO @misterbones.bsky.social and I hitting them streets to bring you the good word of MAX PAYNE 2
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And for Gucci Mane cameo
July 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
And for Gucci Mane cameo
seeing GHOST at MSG in a couple of weeks. VERY excited for the new outfits
July 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
seeing GHOST at MSG in a couple of weeks. VERY excited for the new outfits
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"These books suck." 😆
- Final Fantasy 9 (PS1)
- Final Fantasy 9 (PS1)
July 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"These books suck." 😆
- Final Fantasy 9 (PS1)
- Final Fantasy 9 (PS1)
Greetings from Brooklyn
July 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Greetings from Brooklyn
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Me on the subway
July 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Me on the subway
VELCRO
July 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
VELCRO
A thing of beauty. Thank you @nightdivestudios.bsky.social
July 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A thing of beauty. Thank you @nightdivestudios.bsky.social
ya ass ain’t ready
TFW @deadairjeff.bsky.social invites me and @damagepersecond.bsky.social over for Mario Kart, Doritos and dank meme
July 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
ya ass ain’t ready
Dreadnought progress. Lots to do yet.
May 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Dreadnought progress. Lots to do yet.
Oh I guess a grown man can’t have hobbies anymore
@damagepersecond.bsky.social and I gonna start a new podcast but it’s literally nothing but Jesse and I prank calling @freddyinspace.bsky.social at 3 am doing the monster voice from The Duff over and over.
Join us.
Join us.
May 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Oh I guess a grown man can’t have hobbies anymore
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Get me to God’s country…
April 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Get me to God’s country…