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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · May 2

Stephen King has a son named Joe.

I'm not joking. But he is.

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · 4d

A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago, and it still hurts!

I can’t believe it’s not better.

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · 8d

The existence of a Chicago Pope implies the existence of a MLA Pope and an ALA Pope.

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · 17d

I looked in my attic and saw some little pink animals hanging upside down from the rafters.

I think they’re insulation batts.

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · 19d

A friend of mine was really into bodybuilding. When he died, he left me all his protein powder.

Where there's a will, there's a whey.

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · 20d

Rocks, compacted soil, too much nitrogen or irregular watering.

Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · 20d

I saw to worms that were very much in love.

They were soil mates. 👀

Those top tier joke brought to you by the @laffgaff

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · 21d

I’ve been working on a standup routine about drills.

But none of my bits seem to work.

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · 23d

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · 24d

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · 24d

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · 25d

If you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat.

Because it's cap sized. 👀

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · 26d

I tried to catch some fog yesterday.

I mist.

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · 27d

I just injured myself, measuring radio frequencies.

It really Hertz.

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · 29d

What did the doctor prescribe for the sailor who was onshore for a long time?

Vitamin Sea.

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · Sep 21

What language do oranges speak?

Mandarin.

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · Sep 20

Did you know, that T-Shirt is actually an abbreviated version of Tyrannosaurus shirt?

Due to the short arms.

Another top-tier joke from @drselvarajah.bsky.social

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · Sep 18

Watch out for stairs.

They're always up to something.

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · Sep 16

Respect people who wear glasses.

They paid money to see you.

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · Sep 16

Why are pancakes so good at baseball?

Because they have the best batter.

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · Sep 15

I took my pastry, cut it in half, and then ate both pieces.

Turns out, you can half your cake and eat it too!

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · Sep 14

Oy.

Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · Sep 9

I knew a guy that made the best toasted sandwiches.

His name was Hammond Cheese.

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · Sep 8

I dated a witch once, but only for a spell.

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · Sep 2

Orion's belt is a big waist of space.

This excellent #dadjoke courtesy of @trevorflanagan.bsky.social

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · Sep 2

In an interview, I was asked if I could perform under pressure.
I said I wasn’t too sure about that, but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”

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