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Claire
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She/her; queer Kiwi; fan of women's cricket, ice hockey, X-Wings, puns and potatoes (background pic by Hazel!)
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When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Lizelle: my glasses are fogging up again

TOOOO relatable lol
December 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
So happy for the Canes, little bit gutted for the Scorchers but the Canes just absolutely nailed it this season and it's so so so well deserved 💜 #WBBL
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Having to resign from a BBC science show after 16 years and 33 seasons, for not being a transphobe is where we are as a country.
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I know i share my Ls a lot but jfc normally I am good at cooking potatoes but you'd be forgiven for not believing me since this will be the third Event where a normally fail proof recipe has somehow gone horribly wrong. At least today has reached "merely Okay" vs inedible but 💀💀💀
December 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I cannot believe i am being fucking betrayed by POTATOES
December 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Guys look at this DARLING teeny cast iron skillet V gave me!!! 🥰
December 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We seem to have accidentally cloned Brooke 😂
December 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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My scholarly monograph on Roman sex workers and matrons has sold more than twice as many copies as Nuzzi's book.
I love when a big, super-hyped book sells 1,200 copies. Every indie title I've ever been involved with has sold more than that.
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I’m sorry, I know it’s supposed to be a very serious and good movie but I can’t read “Hamnet” without picturing a “Muppet Show” parody of “Dragnet” where all the characters are pigs.
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thank you to the random jogger who rescued the ball Maddy Green sent into Sandringham Rd 😂 #HBJ #AucklandHearts
December 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It is a beautiful day, and i am a terrible goose who managed to throw coffee all over herself five minutes after leaving the house /o\

However, i am sneaking in some HBJ before Friendsmas this afternoon
December 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@confluencekid.bsky.social hey bb, just checking -- has your address changed since Dec 2024?
December 12, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Landmark legal decision has affirmed that Canada owes a legally binding fiduciary duty to provide adequate on-reserve housing.

The ruling is being viewed as a huge victory for more than 100 First Nations across the country.

For more Truth & Politics:
Will a recent landmark legal decision help address the on-reserve housing crisis? | Truth & Politics
YouTube video by APTN News
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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When us process-heads warn about the importance of following systems and giving due weight to the how alongside the what, we have things like this in mind …
December 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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That's it. That's the show.
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The good news is i love both teams in the #WBBL final!

...and the bad news is oh no i love both teams in the final
December 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Another #painting "Mellows Bridge II". Because of Arran Quay with the church of St Paul and the Bank of Ireland building. And the Four Courts dome. And I still like what used to be our Central Bank. But Mellows bridge is really what this painting is about. I think it’s a beauty. #SpeirGorm #ArtYear
June 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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4️⃣ If the point is to “delay access” NZ needs real investment in digital literacy.
This means a wide, well-funded education campaign for parents and communities (not just pamphlets or websites)
Think SmokeFree NZ in the 2000s.
December 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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3️⃣ A ban blocks access. It does not address harm.
Online harm comes from platform design, governance failures, and adult misuse.
An isolated ban will not change platform behaviour.
December 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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I’ve posted this before but the light was perfect today- a little Victorian cat paw in a brick at the front of the old Norfolk & Norwich Hospital. As this is on the front-facing corner of the main gates, the bricklayer quite clearly put it there on purpose, at a height where children would spot it.
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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happy holidays everyone
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Truly absurdly satisfying to line up a huge stack of papers in the hole punch by eye and get it /perfect/
December 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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My love for em dashes is as old as the hills and as mighty as my inability to make a transition between thoughts literally any other way and I will be damned if I let the clankers take that from me
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM